What can I add to my ramen to make it taste worse?

>>9230795
on the one hand that weebs idiocy makes me cringe

on the other, can you imagine the pure childlike joy of discovering something from your animes is real? And that it's actually good?

To make it taste worse? You can use water, fish stock, or chicken stock instead of the typical (modern) prom stock.
If, for some reason, you want it to be better... I guess you could add roasted garlic or bamboo shoots. Maybe use less salt? I don't know why you'd want that, though.

>>9230801
That's how I felt eating takoyak for the first timei. I knew it was real, but really didn't know how it would taste. When I had it, I was very happy.

>>9230802
Fucking pork stock. I need to stop drunk phone posting.

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>>9230795
>not marinating your eggs

>>9230795
add a lot of MSG

>>9230814
>msg
>bad

Fuck right off, Paltrow.

>>9230804
I wasnt because I didn't understand it wasnt pure squid shaped in a ball, but mostly wheat. it wasnt bad tho

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Meh. Burn your bones like I did. Fell asleep and all the steam escaped ruining about 6 hours of tonkotsu broth cooking. Looks like I'm stuck with the 3 minute ramen.

>>9230823
Felt the same about Hanami dango. I always thought it would be light and fluffy based on the way it was depicted in anime but it's actually heavy as hell.

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>>9230801

Sprinkles
Candy
Syrup
Chocolate
Food Coloring
Ice Cream

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>>9230836

>>9230801
can you believe they made a country modelled after the naruto world?

Add cilantro.

>>9230909
Do you have the actual greentext for that? I think OP needs to see that sundae ramen for himself.

>>9230807
>drunk phone posting.
>autocorrect to prom
>insecure enough to the point of feeling the need to point out their mistake
Doesn't take sherlock homo to realize this is a teen
yes, I am autism

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>>9230954

Saved the thumbnail. Here's a bigger pic.

>>9230795
well fuck, I always wondered where the whole ramen fad started

>>9230795
soy sauce and oil make it shit

>>9230916
What did you mean by this?

>>9230795
Cum in it

>>9230836
Jesus Christ dude slow your roll with the scallions.

>>9230801
Should've seen my amazement when I found out things like onigiri and surimi were real and not made up cartoon foods.
>any kind of asian animation brought to murrica always dubbed over the original names of the food and gave them food names children would know
>rice balls=jelly doughnuts

For some reason, Pokemon was exceptionally bad about it.