Why are they like crack, /ck/?
I once ate an entire jar in one sitting, plain
>>9230495
>Dad used to take me to the bar as a kid because he was an alcoholic
>Bartender lady always made me Shirley temples (7up with these on a toothpick as a garnish)
>E-extra cherries please
>Sure thing sweetie
>>9230495
Because they're marinating in corn syrup.