How do you cut your pizza?

Like my penis

>>9229037
Do you honestly believe this is a topic worthy of its own thread?
Have you got autism?

Carefully

Good topic, OP. And worthy of it's own thread. I prefer rectangles myself.

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People still cut their pizza?

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This is how my favorite pizza place does it

In Bam Margeras heartagram logo

>>9229062
You just roll yours up?

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>>9229037
not like that

o and hail satan

>>9229077
just one slice today

With scissors.

I cut it with a skilsaw

>>9229066
I like the idea, but wouldn't the toppings fall off?

>>9229114
They put the toppings under the cheese, but yeah, you still get some issue with that.

> Jew pizza
> Undercooked

oh the irony

>>9229066
>>9229114
My place does it too, but the only thing I get from them is pepperoni, and theirs are the size of dimes (but plentiful!), so they rarely fall off.

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>>9229134
My go to is Sausage, but they use small crumbles and it looks like this

>>9229037
with a katana in the shape of the japanese royal family's crest

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Keep it simple.

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what the fuck is your problem
just cut it in slices

is it okay to use a knife instead of a pizza cutter? Pizza cutters seem super dull and end up getting toppings all over the place.

>>9229283
Get a mezzaluna

>>9229283
yes, pizza cutter is useless

>>9229292
good luck cutting a pizza with it

>>9229321
Pizzas are literally the perfect food to cut with a mezzaluna, what are you on?

>>9229066
I've only ever seen one pizza place do this in the middle of fucking nowhere in Ohio and they only used swiss for their cheese.

>>9229326
mezzaluna is for mincing, retard

>>9229335
If you buy a baby-sized one, yeah

>>9229338
have you ever tried cutting a pizza with a mezzaluna?
it's way harder than using a normal knife

>>9229347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbIQwXPUFuc

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>not using an equalizer

>>9229348
>huge mezzaluna
>pizza is too small
>as you can see at the end of the video, he didn't even cut the pizza

>>9229357
yes i do not because i don't own a pizzeria.

>>9229066
I've only seen this done with bread sticks or those cinnamon dessert things

>>9229348
Little baby pizza

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Sometimes I get go to a place that makes rectangular pizzas because they don't cut corners ;)
>>9229348
>part one
>the second part is the same as the first but more awkward

>>9229122
Real irony is the fact that it isnt a star of david you fuck

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>>9229595

>>9229045
And how do you cut your penis?

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>>9229682
would also like to know

>>9229066
>2 slices of pure crust on each end
fucking terrible get the fuck out

>>9229852
I always eat those first

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>>9229037

>>9229857
>that center

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>>9229037
I like square slice actually, the radial shit that's become norm just results in floppy pizza slices that makes the tip droop down until the toppings fall off.

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>>9229037
The pizza in this image is far too thin, but you get the idea.

>>9229263
>folding the slice

what the fuck please delete this

>>9229359
>>9229391
The Pizza Hut in my town uses these to slice their pizzas.

>>9229328
I'm from Ohio, LaRosa's cuts it like that "focaccia style". LaRosa's is shit tier though, overpriced and mediocre

>>9231453
that's the trick
in this way the slice doesn't droop down

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>mfw cutting my pizza in thin slices because then it feels like there's more pizza

>>9229857
>7 pieces

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You all are fucking animals.

>>9232943
Knife and fork is the best way to eat pizza. Fingers stay clean and not covered in grease and the toppings don't fall off like when you pick it up as a slice.

>>9232953
If your pizza is covered in grease and the toppings fall off just from picking it up then something is wrong.

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>>9229066
How does your slice handling technique differ from that of a standard shape? My first thought when I see this is to daintily pinch the crust and lower it into my mouth like so

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Children, let the adults speak.

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>>9232953
>Knife and fork is the best way to eat pizza.

ahahah what a gay.

>>9229037
I just tear my whole wheat oil-free vegan pizza :^)

>>9229037
thin crust: square
pan crust: triangle

>>9229858
Just feelin' a little peckish.

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center usually consists of the most flavor, one slice in the middle, the rest goes in the trash

>>9232450
That pizza in the photo isn't thin enough to need to fold it

>>9232206
Last time I had a LaRosa's pizza there was an entire slice with barely any goddamn cheese on it, and I got it cut into regular triangles so it was a bigger slice. Fucking why.

>>9229037
That za looks cold and undercooked

>>9229143
Are you from QC? I love Harris Pizza, but it's so expensive.

I eat raw food pizza. I'm watching this video now. Best for children and everyone really!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TFOIoRGubY

>>9229062
>>9229072
That's not a pizza, it's some kind of stromboli.

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>>9229737

>those tattoos

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There is an outdoor gas fired pizza oven at shartmart for $100, anyone have any experience with these things?

I want to make some cheese and leaves meme pizzas but my house oven doesn't get hot enough for a good crust.

>>9233912
Are vegans people?

>>9233518
Fucking one percenters

>>9233889
Yep. It is expensive, but that's why it's my favorite, not my most commonly bought

>>9238441
Yeah, I only buy 2 a year usually. Have you been to Saint Giuseppe's in Moline? I went there recently, their 'Pork Out' pizza is the meatiest pizza I've ever had. I like how they use full bacon strips instead of bacon bits.

>>9238467
No, I spend most of my time in Davenport or Rock Island

In half, flip it on itself, mange ala sondweesh

I like my local pizza place, wish their sause had a little more zest. .

>>9237912
I want one.

>>9238475
you're welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9MYhSz9MjM

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>>9233912
>where healthy food is easy and ALWAYS delicious
yeah ok "dr" ruby