How do I cook eggs?

>>9228675
With heat.

>>9228675
Apply heat to the egg

>>9228682
This makes mustard gas.

>>9228686
But there's a shell

>cooking
>eggs

>>9228690
OP's question was limited to cooking. He didn't ask anything about prep.

>>9228690
Oh and crack open the eggs, then pour the contents into a bowl. Discard the shells. Do this before the steps outlined above.

>>9228706
Oh fuck me I forgot to put in the steps

Heat butter in pan on medium
Whisk eggs until homogeneous with fork
Add cheese/meat/veg (optional)
Pour in eggs
Push eggs around until desired doneness

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just like this

>>9228711
Pig disgusting eggs, m8. Bottoms are shit.

>>9228690
you're supposed to apply heat via water

>>9228711
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR GOOD-LOOKING FOOD AND YOUR STUPID DUBS! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE POSTING? A FOOD & COOKING BOARD? WE ONLY SHITPOST HERE!

Would Eat/10

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>>9228711
>burnt eggs

>>9228743
Won't they be watery then?

>Won't they be watery then?
Summerfag gets no (You) for being a complete fucking summerfag. 18+

>>9228706
How the hell am I supposed to break the egg without ruining what's inside

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Low heat
Little bit of butter
Cover pan with saucepan lid
Wa la

>>9228792
>>9228720
The texture is superior to your soggy wet eggs, plebs.

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>>9228880
Enjoy your crunchy rubber, I guess.

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>>9228880
>he can't cook his eggs perfectly without burning them

SAD

>>9228675
How the fuck would I know?
How do you cook eggs anon?

I was gonna start an egg thread but I guess I'll try to salvage this one.
So I recently have goten into cooking in earnest, and I gotta say I've really come to love eggs for their versatility as well as being good practice overall. Fried, scrambled, boiled, poached, etc.
What are your favorite ways to cook eggs? Share with me your recipes, pairings etc

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>>9228675
In a microwave of course.

>>9228675
judging by the picture, it appears that you fry eggs.

am i right?

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What's it called when you break the yolks when cooking a fried egg, like this?

That's how I cook them.

>>9229345
"Every time" or "bantam eggs" is what I call it.

>>9229305
Pro strat for scrambled eggs with other shit mixed in: saute it in a separate pan (or just nuke it if you're being lazy) so it gets nice and hot/cooked before you add it to the egg. This lets the add-ins like tomato, mushrooms, peppers, etc. get more cooked than they would adding them straight to the eggs while cold and it also helps them "mix" better by cooking a bit of egg to them with residual heat. Don't do this with cheese though.

>>9229362
Is there a universal term or a way I can order them at restaurants without autistically explaining exactly how to do them?

>>9228675

This way....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQD6S6v4TyU

>>9229374
"Just bust that shit up my friend."

>>9229362
>every time

XDDDDD

>>9229374
It's called "fried hard" at least in the midwest or south because those are the only places you have people retarded enough to eat eggs that way.

>>9229382
>I have never busted a yolk

The post.

>>9229382
What's wrong with eating them that way?

It distributes the yolk evenly so you get a bit of yolky flavor in every bite.

>>9229389
I might bust 1 out of 20 nowadays but it gets fed to the wife.

eggbeaters are actually alright.
never eat whole eggs.

>>9229521
Might bust in your wife one out of twenty times.
She's gross

microwave it

>>9228675
Heat pan
Heat oil
Crack egg by hitting side of egg on flat surface
Drop gently on pan
Lower heat
Allow bottom of egg to harden enough to flip
Flip egg
Immediately lift pan off heat
Allow egg to cook ten seconds in the pan
Serve, preferably on top of toast

Fucking perfect

>>9229392
That's not a gtx 480 though

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>>9228675
like this now fuck off cunt

>>9230041
you forgot the sriracha dingus

>>9230041
>he doesn't use butter
>he flips the egg
>he calls it perfect
I'm repulsed by your technique

>>9229345
wrong, it's called wrong

>>9230052
It's probably an FX-9590.

>>9230272
>butter
ew

>>9229345
degeneracy

>>9228794
No there's a shell

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>>9229362
>"Every time"

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Why does eating a PLAIN omelette with NO ADDED INGREDIENTS feel more filling than a fried egg or hard boiled egg?

>>9230728
its aerated so youre literally eating more air/sponge, tricking yourself into thinking you ate more?

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>>9230726
I want to have skinship with Hifumi so bad

>>9230728
Good question...
I'd like to know as well.

>>9230728
It takes up more room in your stomach

Do you guys really use butter?
I've always used olive oil.

>>9230728
it's fluffed up to take up more space?

might be just psychosomatic.

>>9230789
Disgusting

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>>9230789
>not using bacon fat

>>9228711
how do I make egges like this

>using butter or oil
>not just using cooking spray
what the fuck?

>>9231264
Propellants aren't all great for you afaik. Why not just season the pan beforehand?