Well, I sharpened those Amazon cleavers today and shaved my balls

post balls

I tried to share how to easily sharpen your cutlery to a razor edge last night, and I ended up with a bunch of 'young adults'. Who don't know enough to know what they don't know.

>>9226502
we're waiting OP
>inb4 someone posts sports balls

>>9226578
I scraped my balls for you people. You need a fucking photo?

>>9226599
you said you shaved your balls, how did you expect people to react

>>9226631

With more compassion and bactine? My guess is you didn't see yesterday's fuck ups.

>>9226641
true, I have no idea what you are talking about

How much balls does op now posses? 3/4?

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>>9226572
oh, so you were idiot with repetitive stress injured wrists shilling B&D's electric knife sharpener. You said nothing of value in that thread or this one.

Neck yourself, mate.

>>9226810

How clinically depressed do you need to be, to be you? You're like if misery was a virus.

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>>9227006
>How clinically depressed do you need to be, to be you? You're like if misery was a virus.

>>9227006
lol wut

>>9227014

Sorry, I just mean if I sat around night after night in my room trying to find fault with other people, I'd probably be on a suicide watch. This person just seems like they're lonely and at an end stage of human suffering. Don't you think? Night after night?

>>9226810

Are you not "I have no friends" depressed and need to lash out to feel like you're alive? It just seems that way to observers?

>>9226810

You really are that guy hanging on from all the other threads on /ck/. Coffee, knives, everything. You're the perennial suffering autistic that pisses on everyone in a state of misery. WHY don't you ask for help from people? Jesus Christ there's an army of people who will help you and care for you.

>>9226810

How you making out, buddy?

>>9226810

Are you out for the night, hun? I'm up for a couple hours if you want to talk.

This is why you never address the emotionally unstable in the first person.

>>9227014

Where'd you go, are you asleep or dead?

Is this why you absolutely never talk to the human gimps on /ck/? They're all emotional mistakes?