Ok /ck/, I've got a whole fresh chicken, what can I cook

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>>9224194
http://www.foodandwine com/recipes/julias-favorite-roast-chicken

chickie tendies

Make stuffing, roast the chicken and save the drippings to make gravy

stuffing
>rip up loaf of bread
>I like to use rye
>carrots
>celery
>onion
>corn
>slivered almonds
>dried cranberry
>seasoning
>chicken stock
>shove up chicken's ass

gravy
>collect drippings
>filter out solids
>place drippings in small pot on stove
>seasoning
>splash of milk
>slowly pour in flour while stirring

Cut the chicken up and make whatever the fuck you want that has chicken in it you fucking cunt or don't mummy let you use knifes you cancer plebit cunt whore

>>9225033
having a bad day?

>>9224194
Brine it and roast it.

>>9224194
make a chicken

Rub it with olive oil and use this recipe, it's my go-to roast: deepsouthdish.com/2010/04/mimis-rotisserie-style-sticky-chicken.html#axzz4o4P4Dc4W Also stuff garlic cloves in addition to the onion

Once you finish it strip the carcass of any leftover gristle or fat and make stock

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>>9224194
oh oni chan

Mix apple cider vinegar, honey, horseradish and mustard and coat it, roast.

>>9224194
You should fuck and cum inside that chicken for extra flavor and protein

>>9225306
I think you need an egg for that

>>9225569
use the chicken that you have to make the egg

>>9225033
Retard

>>9225033
>>>/r9k/