>ice cream still hard
>bend spoon trying to scoop it out
This is why I store my ice cream in the pantry
>>9217179
Either heat up the ice cream in the microwave or run the spoon under hot water.
>>9217179
this happened to me a lot in college, though I only had plastic spoons
so they would break unexpectedly
>>9217192
Don't let your ice cream melt. It ruins the water crystals.
>>9217179
Get ADAMANTIUM spoon
>>9217205
>addy
lol get rune scrub
>>9217192
just wait 5 minutes u fat fuck
>>9217179
>Supposedly adults can't into ice cream
Out of the freezer it's too hard. This is why daddy goes and smokes a cigarette while I leave it on the counter. After I come up I'll help you unwrap it if you ate your food earlier. It will be thawed.
>>9217213
>Waiting
>implying everyone here isn't a "fatfuck"
>>9217215
tell me more about this "daddy"
>>9217179
>using a scoop and not a spade
>>9217211
>rune
>not bronze
fucking casual
>>9217222
wasted trips you fucking faggot cuck kys you're self
Good ice cream melts quick enough to scoop easily.
>>9217179
faggot
>>9217271
>implying my trips were wasted telling the truth
>>9217192
just heat up the spoon in the microwave for a minute or so
melts through the ice cream like butter
>>9217179
Use a bread knife and cut through the icecream and container.
I bought a couple pints of ice cream from a place that was amazing. never got hard in the freezer, only up to a certain point soft enough for the spoon.
The salt from my tears normally raises the Freezing temperature of my icecream enough to make it easy to spoon from the tub.
>when the pussy too tight
>>9217411
salt would lower the freezing temperature dumbfuck
>>9217411
>raise the freezing temperature
>cry in ice cream every day until you have hot ice cream ready for winter
>make a living selling hot ice cream and put the hot chocolate industry out of business
>>9217179
Made icecream as a job once.
There's actually a very specific temperature for ice cream storage (it was something like -14 or -23C. Don't remember specifically), and most freezers are below that point and the icecream gets too hard to scoop and the texture changes. Anything less than that and it's melting, and to vary between the two gives it temperature shock that degrades the quality of the icecream.
Turns out the freezers they serve out of oh so perfectly are at a specific temperature for a reason and if you like icecream more than the average person you should probably just have that freezer so that it always comes out perfectly.
>>9217179
microwave your spoon first
>>9217197
>unexpectedly
How often did this "unexpectedly" happen anon?
>>9217430
>salt raises the freezing point
That's why they salt the roads in winter, so they freeze at a higher temperature.
Jesus fuck
>>9217179
Use a proper ice cream scoop, zeroll is a decent investment or next time when you're planning on having some ice cream after dinner or whatever put it in the refrigerator when you start prepping dinner.
>>9217836
What about a walk in freezer, so you can go in and get your ice cream without it being warmed up due to exposure to room temperature.
hey I bought some ff nsa ice cream at wallyworld today. What a coincidence.
Helpful tip: get an ice cream scooper.
>>9217211
>Rune Spoon
It's like you've never used a dragon warspoon you faggit
>>9220441
>get an ice cream scooper
Congratulations, that may be the dumbest unitasker you could ever waste money on.
>>9220476
It scoops plenty of other things.
Ice cream, sherbet, frozen yogurt, gelato, sorbet, granita...
>>9219591
pretty much every time I opened a new pint of ice cream fresh from the store freezer
I guess it wasn't unexpected in that I knew it would happen at some unknown time, but it was always a surprise when it did happen
>>9217179
This is why I always use a spoon made out of even colder ice cream to scoop my ice cream
>>9220476
eh, an ice cream scoop is very cheap and takes up hardly any space
>>9220673
https://www.amazon.com/Zeroll-1010ZT-Zerolon-Hardcoat-Anodized/dp/B0002U34FQ
exactly
>he scoops ice cream with a regular spoon
It's your own godamn fault.
>>9220743
I'm eating home made ice cream right now with the flimsiest tea spoon ever.
>>9220684
Plebe.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FM4VAHG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T2_UBqEzbDHA9PH8
>>9220825
Oh boy some hipster ice cream scoop that will never be used professionally.
t. professional
>>9220834
>Baskin Robbins employees consider themselves "professionals"
>>9220849
I own and operate an ice cream parlor though I had originally started selling Italian ice (more commonly referred to as sorbet when they want to charge you $5 for a couple ounces of frozen sugar water)
>>9217179
Get better spoons.
>dick still hard
>bend gf trying to get it out
Anybody else here love it when it's all hard and you can only eat a small amount at a time? I stop once it gets soft and put it back in the freezer
>>9217373
It'll melt through your skin too
Use your penis
>>9222987
This has the added benefit of catapulting the ice cream into your mouth while cooling your herpes sores.
I've actually snapped ice cream scoops because I didn't feel like waiting.
>>9222897
I think it's weird people eat soft ice cream.
The stuff melts in your mouth as you chew it.
>>9220476
Use it to make falafel, pleb