Where the /sip/pers at?

>>9214512
How much of your daily sugar intake does one of these trash drinks contain?

>>9214522
Zero ultras have no sugar or calories

>>9214522
They're all zero sugar.

>>9214512
Half a can and I'm already in beast mode my nigga.

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Which sip should I drink today?

>>9214544
go for mix of each, have the omega ultra sip

Do these work well as a pre workout?

>>9214549
I used them as a preworkout before in the past and I was very impresssed with how well it works.
makes sense this meme started on /fit/

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Sipsquad reporting in

>>9214544
Yellow is garbage, tastes like lemon furniture polish.
I say blue.

>>9214613
ULTRA SIPPERS IN THE HOOOUUUSE TONIIIGHT

Enery drinks are the level as dream catcher tattoos.

>>9214652
Fuck off, dream catchers are cool

>>9214652
>non-sippers are dyslexic and cant even talk right
what a shame!

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>>9214512

>>9214667
epic meme bro

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>>9214734

>calm down, give this 500 spins and call me in the morning

>>9214810
Ecksdee

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only water allowed

I'm not sure why you make light of drug addiction

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>>9214522
>sugar
Heh

>>9214652
You make-a much English yes? Very nice!

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>>9215254
*sips fedora*

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tfw first sip of the day

I don't even sip but I enjoy these threads they are always comfy

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Checking in - 2 for $4 at 7-11 playas...

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Can't believe these jewish meme shills got me hooked on this delicious liquid crack. 2 for £2 is ridiculous; it's cheaper than coke, ironically.

>tfw body shuts down/just feels like a sputtering engine when i ingest monster
>especially the sugar free ones
getting old is suffering. jk im only 24 but it feels like my digestive system changed drastically in the past couple years

ITT: Monster Interns

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>brother goes out to the store
>ask me if i want anything
>ask him for a nice ice cold /sip/
>he brings it home but im in the middle of an online game
>he cracks it open and takes /that first sip of the day/
>tfw he thinks he took my first /sip/
>tfw he doesnt know i bought one earlier

>>9215615
ABSOLUTE

>>9215673
MADMAN

>>9214544
>>9214613
>>9215342
>>9215396
>>9215428
You guys make it look like /comfy/
I wanna sip it but I better not touch, poison

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y'all are sippin all wrong

>>9215709
Didn't even notice it was a foot at first, lol good touch.

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>only sip on sale
>tfw no sips on sale for weeks

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>>9214660

>>9214512
right here my dudes

>>9216182
Holy shit, that's one of those "so fucked up it's funny" moments. I'd probably have to leave the room so as to not rudely burst into laughing fits in front of the guy.

>>9216182
you let this happen, blackhawk.

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Walden farms breaks into the /sip/ market when?

Imagine the zero calorie technology they could bring to the Industry

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>>9214522

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>>9215706
It's harmless.

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>>9216951
>servings per container: 2
what did they mean by this?

>>9216970
Double all the %DVs. It's more common with larger quantities of food/beverage. Like a tub of cottage cheese or whatever might have four servings, so the total nutrient content is divided by four and displayed as such on the label. Doesn't make much sense for a 16oz can, but it saves time/math with other stuff.

>>9216951
nice huge image just to show us the list of ingredients on a monster can you fucking idiot

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>>9214512

>>9217003
Hey do you own a smartphone or even know how a smartphone works?

>>9217003
>butt-obliterated red bull shill detected

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>>9214512
its what your body craves

>>9217084
I would love if they made a Monster Ultra with electrolytes.

>>9217107
>electrolytes
It's what plants crave.

>>9217107
Sodium

>>9217128
excuse me? where does one find this so-dium?

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>>9217151
In Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™! Every 16-ounce can of Zero Ultra™ has 360mg of electrolytes in the form of sodium. It's got what plants crave!

>>9217003
t. australian with dial-up

>>9217188
Kekked several times, 10/10

>>9215442
I wish I was paid to make memes.

Sipping the 36th /sip/ of whisky of the day

>>9217546
/alk/ is that>> way

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>the 3 for $5 at Albertsons

>>9216970
Cause it probably wouldn't be zero calories if serving size was the entire bottle

>>9217705
/alck/ is everywhere you god damn faggot

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Just turned midnight but really craving a /sip/ my brehs. Already had two today and I'm off work tomorrow. Wat do?

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>>9217913
Tough it out baby. It'll just make that first sip of the day that much better.

I was spending too much sipping for something I could have for 1/10 the price making myself. I order some extremely strong coffee beans for around $12 online. A bag lasts me 3 weeks. I make a pitcher of black coffee and put it in my fridge before I go to sleep. Wake up and pour it over some ice. I live in a place that's generally over 90 degrees so that first sip is better than anything you could imagine.

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>>9217951
I'm not a baby :((

>>9217951
god this, sip-edging is nearly as good as an orgasm

>>9215396
4 for $5 at my Nob Hill. need to resupply

>>9216951
>those ingredients
>harmless

haha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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lol are you fuckers actually trying to kill yourselves?

>>9218119
Yes.

>>9218119

Yes.

>>9218108
uhhh, there's no calories or sugar bro

>>9214512
I don't go to work without it

I don't get why you would drink monster when mayo juice gives a much better effect

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why do sip companies always endorse EXTREME stuff?

>>9218213
>not having that extreme feeling after the first sip of the day
lad...

This thread makes me want to drink energy drinks

>>9216951
wtf, so some energy drinks are just vitamin drinks with caffeine..?
I always thought it's just all poison

>>9216951
lmao you actually believe this bullshit

I really, really want to join in with this /sip/ meme; it's a lot of fun. but at the same time I don't want to buy anything because some faggots on a forum told me to

>>9218745
>tfw fell for the meme and just bought my first energy drink today

havent tried it yet

>>9218108
list some harmful ingredients then, nerd

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Who else sips on cherry juice?

everybody in this thread works for diet monsters viral marketing team

>>9218108
>>9218654
Hey bros don't forget to renew your subscription to mom science magazine

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>>9218745

>no black sip
>no blue sip
>no violet sip

being an europoor is suffering

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Fellow sippers bought my gas station out of the big white sips so I got 2 pint sips.

On the way to the hot sauce store, looking for a nice reaper sauce

>>9219891
>looking for a nice reaper sauce

whats the point of playing pretend? you cant actually use it for anything if its an actual reaper sauce. so why buy it

>>9214512
what about drinking coffee instead and having a nice orange

>>9219910
>I'm so mature guys look at me! Time to go relax on the back porch while reading the dictionary!

>>9214512
I don't get this meme

>>9219956
people who consume energy drinks like to pretend they are doing it ironically because it helps avoiding the reality of addiction

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>>9219900
I been using very hot sauce as regular sauce for a while now.
I'm almost out of my mad dog 25th gold edition.
Picked this up, if it's awful I have some scorpion sauce to tide me over.

This one looks a bit runnier than I normally use so idk

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>>9219910
>he doesn't want 200% DV of four essential B vitamins

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>>9219956
>meme

>>9219967
>ironically

>>9219891
I've only seen ultra red here in norway it's fantastic

>>9219956
Viral advertising.

>>9219956
So lurk more

>>9219297
and you dont forget buy extra junk drink from your mom's husband's credit card

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>>9219979
>>9219900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjVViCvtXTw

I made it back home and have reviewed this hot sauce. Since the initial review, I can add that it has made me very sweaty as I have put it on my nuggets

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enjoy having a heart attack in your 30s faggots

>>9220233
kek'd
siper btfo and will never recover!
also
/thread

>>9214512
going to in a bit, had one at around 10am so either in 20min or 1h20min

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Besides Monster, what are some other sips you guys enjoy?

pic related, tastes like the hand grenades you get on Bourbon street.

You guys should cut out the excess sugars and pissing and just use amphetamines; 2 pills cost as much as 1 can of Monster. Efficiency in a pill.

>>9220233
Game over sip boys. Eternally rekt RIP in peace. Damn.

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>>9217733
They had the 3 for 5 at Publix yesterday!

>>9220727
Rockstar and Red Bull.

People who say Red Bull tastes bad are retarded, shit's delicious.

So...why is it called sip? Does this only apply to energy drinks?

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>>9220856

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>realized on last day this semester that my campus sells monster in their lounge

Kill me is it socially acceptable to buy 5 in one go cause I'm doing that tomorrow

Also what flavor

>>9214512
Enjoy your rotted gums

>>9221259
How much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrcE0ErKt5c

>>9221339
Not sure I'll check out the prices tomorrow

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>>9221259
If they have yellow sips, buy all of them. Yellow sips have been discontinued and they're the best. Pic related was everything my local sip spot had left.

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>>9221724

INGREDIENTS:
Carbonated Water
Natural Flavors (fruit extracts regulated by the FDA)
Erythritol - 1g (the lowest calorie sugar alcohol that can't be digested by humans, water soluble)

***in burgerland list of ingredients is sorted by amount per serving. all of the following ingredients are less than 1g***

Lemon Pulp
Citric Acid (occurs naturally in citrus fruits and aids digestion)
Taurine (used in fitness supplements)
Sodium L-Tartrate (salt)
Potassium Sorbate (water soluble used in wine)
Niacin (Vitamin B3 - natural vitamin - water soluble)
Ace-K (non-cariogenic sweetener approved by the FDA and EFSA)
Vitamin B5 (natural vitamin - water soluble)
Vitamin B6 (natural vitamin - water soluble)
Inositol (sugar alcohol)
Food Coloring (approved by FDA and EFSA)
Vitamin B12 (natural vitamin - water soluble)

feel free to tell me which ingredients are dangerous and feel free to link the study

>>9221781
>Inositol (sugar alcohol)
>alcohol
>sellable to children
Gee you tell me retard

>>9221805
Weak fuckin b8 dude

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Finally. Fucking. Found it.
Can't wait for that first /sip/ tomorrow morning.

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>>9215615
>taking tfsotd from your own kin

He's no brother of yours

>>9218119
Yes.

>>9214512
>Where the /sip/pers at?

Why are you such a retarded asshole?

>>9222383
Your the type of person whose life I ruin for fun

>>9222342
Where you get dat purp sip?

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>>9220727
fuel of the gods

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Had my first ever sip last week and I have to say that it wasn't totally disgusting like I thought it would be. Picked up an orange sip today before dinner, so that's what I'll be sippin before the gym tomorrow.

>>9222409
like the 5th 7 eleven I tried in my area (south burgerstan)

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>>9214512
l . a . s i p b o i s

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>tfw no sip
Please prey for me or send sip

>>9222342
if this photo was rotated properly it would have been a good post
keep up the good work

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>>9222739
The first sip threads were nothing but sideways photos of hands holding sips. Because the original sip boy and his acolytes were phone posters. Little known sip fact.

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>>9215428
Oops, I did it again

>>9221781
you don't need taurine unless you are a body builder
the sooner energy drinks realize this, the sooner an energy drink will surpass bawls

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I want this meme to end.

>>9214512
What kind of flavors can us burgers /sip/ on? First timer.

Accidently pierced a white sip at work today with my box cutter (I stock shelves). As I went to place it in the damaged goods box, I quickly took a cheeky sip (you're no supposed to consume damaged goods). It wasn't too bad, might pick one up tomorrow.

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wot in ternation is goin on here

5 Hour Energy and Red Bull are way better. Monster is what the angsty emo kids drink behind the back of the school.

succ>sip

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Who /sipping in remembrance/ today? I thought it would hurt less but it doesn't.

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2 WIKKED WOOPS sip

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Good, our first Sip of the day

>>9219956
viral marketing circlejerk designed to create a false sense of community which is supposed to attract directionless neets

>>9214512
Don't get me wrong I like a sip every once in awhile but fuck me we don't need a support group for it.

>>9224103
I've never had an energy drink in my life besides Krating Daeng yet make a bunch of Sip meme OC

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>>9220727
Relentless was the og for me, then they got rid of inferno orange and replaced it with something that tastes worse than asda smart price orangeade. I can only assume the inferno contained literally poison so they had to change it

>>9223815
>you don't need taurine unless you are a body builder

Or a vegan. Same thing with creatine: supplementation of creatine in vegans, but not omnivores, improves memory and cognition.

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>>9224103
The sip meme is like a mirror for some people. When they look at it, they see themselves. This guy, for instance, is paranoid and friendless.

Have a sip and chill out you pathetic moron.

>>9224118
>implying people take creatine for improved memory and cognition
dyel?

>>9224103
My thoughts exactly. Shilling but on the next level entirely where they try to make it seem like you're one of the guys. Taking advantage of useful idiots for marketing purposes, that's essentially what it is and they should be banned like the discord posters

>>9224169

I take creatine for memory and cognition because I'm a vegan. Also because I had a shitload from when I used to life weights 5 days a week.

> tfw mixing 5g of creatine into a half a cup of peanut butter that is already pasty from being mixed with 50g protein chocolate powder then trying to gag that down that gritty mess before going to the gym

On the other hand, I went from not being able to pull down 40lb to doing 3 sets of 15 pullups in under a year, so I guess it was worth choking down disgusting amounts of protein powder and creatine

>>9224103
>supposed to attract directionless neets
Yeah the meme that started on /fit/ because white monsters have been popular with lifters for years is actually a secret plot to attract neets. You cracked the code bro

>>9224182
There are much better ways to consume all that creatine and protein. But yeah, it is worth it.

>>9224180
>being this mad at a meme

>>9219302
i want to suck the sipz right out of his cock

I like this meme
even if it was engineered and forced by Monster

>>9216951
Huh, those things don't have any taurine in them anymore? Dope. Usually can't drink energy drinks because I'm allergic to taurine, and it seemed like most energy drinks (except full throttle) contained taurine.

>>9223815
ok so you don’t need taurine

explain how the addition of taurine is harmful to the human body?

>>9224383
Taurine is listed there

>>9224401
Awk, guess I can't read. Call me Mayweather boys and girls.

>>9224182
I usually just mix my creatine into the water I take to the gym with me so I can sip on it while I'm working out. Sometimes I also just dissolve it into a little water and slam it before going to the gym.

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>>9214512
my work has sips, do I dare sip the beast?

>>9224454
I have never seen Monster minis

>>9224465
Yeah and 9 bux seems steep for that amount of sip

>>9224465
Go to biglots anon.

>>9224497
mate

Do the majority of sippers drink diet sip? I've never tried any because I stay away from diet drinks.

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>>9224563
only qualifies as /sip/ if it has zero sugar/zero calories

>he shills
>for free

>>9224563
All sip is diet

I wouldn't drink this even if ISIS had a knife to my throat

>>9224572
>>9224582
Damn, I always thought I as a sipper. Sorry guys, I'm leaving now.

>work at a grocery store
>only ones we have are original, zero ultra, mad dog and gronk
Life is pain

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>tfw had my first first sip of the day

tastes unironically surprisingly good

>>9219492
Ultra Violet is almost as good as the original purple that they got rid of like 8 years ago.

>>9224685
>My usual Sheetz stopped supplying Mad Dog

I know it's not /sip/ but damn it was delicious.

>>9224582
>>9224572
Why IS only diet sip sip?

Also, do people drink this at the gym?

>>9225259
It's a /fit/ meme, they make pretty good pre workouts.

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>>9224563
>>9224582
>>9225259
"Sip(s)" derives from "that first sip of the day," which was the greentext that accompanied a photo of white monster that a shitposter shitposted several times per day on /fit/ back in September. As such, "sip(s)" refers, in its most liberal construal, to any of the monster ultras. Pic related. Red bull, rockstar, etc., are sad, pathetic imitators. There is only one true sip.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

on a side note please never use this image again for SPG. it's impossible to find without searching.

go to the catalog and look for yourself

>>9225633
ok but isn't diet shit cancer

>>9225859
feel free to look at >>9221781 and tell us which ingredients are dangerous shill

>>9225633
>blatantly admitting you're actively shitposting a stupid meme completely unrelated to food and cooking
>this is somehow an accepted general thread on the /ck/ community

the absolute state of /ck/ moderation

>>9217080
Yea, I know that I can change the size of the image in the camera settings too.

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>>9225633
>one true sip
>our sip

>>9225874
t. butt-obliterated red bull shill

>>9225874
>memes make him mad

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wawa could have had the greatest energy drink sale of all time but they chose shitty coffee drinks instead

>>9225890
Is dat sum boxxy?

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>not drinking au naturale sips

you're not natty if you drink monster """"zero"""(gains) lmao

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>tfw sipping irl right now

>>9223815
Still waiting on that study...

>>9226022
Some of them are great though.

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Canuckland still has plenty, must suck to be a burgerclap/europoor

give me one good reason i shouldn't have a secound sip

>>9227193

That's one fewer first-sip-of-the-day.

should my /sip/ be ice cold or just chilled
from the can or with ice

>>9227205
ice cold
adding ice is degenerate

>spending more than 98c a can
Buck a can for loose leftovers at muh walmart grocery. Pick up 10 to last me a week

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>all these guys sipping before I'm done my first cup...
>they must know the rules, but maybe I should remind them...

AHEM !
*taps mug*

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Dumb fucking sip fags get some red bull wings and stop sucking on this gay sip shit.

>>9227340
>double the price half the /sip/
lmao get the fuck out of here

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>>9227346
I'm not a fucking poor sipfag

>7 flavors of monster overseas
>only sip at my supermarket is the shitty orange flavor
wake me up

>>9226058
>canned, pre-brewed yerba
>not drinking fresh out of a gourd
>gimmicky artificial flavors
>guayaki
>not even traditionally smoked
>'''''au naturale''''', '''''natty'''''
you're fooling yourself anon, buy some fucking curz de malta at the very least; literally any other yerba would be better than that canned shit

>>9216343
are americans really this stupid

>>9227714
uhhmm, well, hmm

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test

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>>9227354
You're still a faggot, though.

>>9223858
okuu a best

Why don't I feel anything whenever I drink any energy drinks? Is all this shit a scam?

>>9228135
>don't I feel anything
This shit isn't MDMA dude, it just keeps you awake and helps you focus.

does sipping make non-sipping like seem dull and pointless?

What are you all going to do if Monster goes out of business or the tap gets shut off some other way?

>>9228145
It doesn't do that either.

>>9228254
Maybe caffeine doesn't work for you, does tea or coffee help you?

>>9214512

Sips are the best for hangovers, for some reason

Sips + greasy breakfast burrito = hangover killer

>>9228263
Hardly

>>9228289
human killer*

>>9228540

I'm pretty sure the alcohol that gave me the hangover, that I cured with a sip, is more dangerous than the sip itself.

What is this sip meme

>>9228802
Meme marketing campaign for fruity faggots (straight) who can't into drinking coffee.

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>>9214512

Who /nos/ here

This meme is literally the most autistic thing on planet Earth, it's like you're all twelve years old again

As you all know, true sipboys follow a strict regiment of three sips per day. Which Monster Ultra flavors do YOU think pair best with each meal?

Morning - for neutral flavors
>Ultra Citron
>Zero Ultra
Lunch - fruitier, summer sips
>Ultra Red
>Ultra Blue
Dinner - these sips mimic commercial sodas
>Ultra Sunrise
>Ultra Violet

We don’t talk about the two terrible black flavors.

>>9228907
What if someone actually drank all six of these in one day?

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Anyone here ever /sip/ at Costco?

>>9228967
It'd be a big does of caffeine

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>>9214512
>Where the /sip/pers at?

right here, anon.

>>9226051
It is. Turns out she loves S I P B O Y S.

Most of my local sip stations have both purple and yellow. Are they supposed to be rare or something?

Also i recently tried Ubermonster. shit was okay for the first few sips but i slowly became nauseous as i continued sipping and the taste became unbearable

>>9228813
Too much caffeine for me. Sips have just the right amount

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Who else /chug/ here?

>>9228907
>Ultra sunrise
>Dinner

>>9229708
ultra sunrise is the orange one which tastes like orange soda

>>9218119
yes

>>9216326
>>9216295
>>9216182
Fucking normies

>>9229755
Ebin meem reddit :^)

>tfw bin man
>tfw my driver for today was a real /sip/per and had at least 10 cans of red bull yellow

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C-can I join your club, guys?

>>9229844
It's like the Kmart of sips

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That first /sip/ is just amazing isn't it. Sorry for phoneposting

>>9229844
how is the quality of the /aldi/ sips my dude.

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Best sip ever and it is long gone in my area now! Ultra Sunrise works well!

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>>9230204

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>>9229883
Been seeing these and other coffee sips in the Midwest USA. The sip selection here is crazy. I've never seen this kind of variety and I live about an hour down the California coast from Monster hq. These hicks take their sips seriously.

>>9230298
That's Monster import up in the top left. Very rare sip.

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>>9214512
>too many sips

>>9230303
It's everywhere here
Rarest is Uber monster, it's brewed like a beer.
Also the BFC but it maybe is discontinued

Still import nor Uber are pure sips because they have calories and sugar

>>9230298
This, I live in the Miami Metropolitan area and nowhere down here can you find a selection of sips like that. I went up to Gainsville for a week (Small college town in northern Florida) and they had a sip selection that made me blush.

I've never /sip/ped before. Should I get into it? What do I need to know?

>>9230462
just trust yourself, you're ready

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>>9230462
White is right.

>>9217003
>shit internet burger detected

>>9230462
Congrats. You're stupid enough to fall for low effort shilling.

>>9230918
I'm a sucker for memes. I'll see if it's good or not tomorrow.
What time should I drink it?

>>9230136
Felt weaker than the true /sip/, but still tasty with the right about of vitamins
7/10 /sips/ drink of getting desperate

>>9216182
Why the fuck would a rednigger care about a confederate flag? They owned slaves just like everyone else.

>>9230962
Preferably an hour or so before you'd typically get tired. Get that caffeine time to work through your system.

Why is ultra sunrise the best first sip of the day?

>>9232231
it is damn good

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I'm really digging the Mango sip

>>9232606
Never saw this looks beetus

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First sip

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>>9232639

>>9232634
It's a full sugar sip and I'd recommend it as a dessert sip rather than that first sip of the day.
I really only opted to pick it up because it's limited edition.

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Some cunt in another thread made fun of me for dissolving codeine in my /sip/ when I play vidya. Surely I can't be the only one who knows this god-tier combination?

>>9232696
Sounds dangerous, mixing depressants and stimulants together and all. Then again Four Loko does it and those have only killed a few people.

>>9232696
I normal put whiskey and a little codeine directly in it. It's called swoup and its beautiful.

>>9232706
I just put in 280mg per sip. Not enough to get super high from the codeine, just a nice buzz .

>>9232724
300mg**
My math sucks.

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Rate my sip

>>9232973
>poop/butt

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speant my night stocking sips just for you guys. :)

>>9215428
>hamilton sip
eh
>ROSSI SIP
yeahhhhh budddayyy

>>9219900
i eat reapers every day
not memeing

>>9232973
10/10 easy
Based dunks

>>9220210
Wow you look disgusting you fat fuck. Why do you live in a storage closet?

>>9214512
>Where the /sip/pers at?

The taurine content in those drinks make you impotent

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>>9214512
Sip fags. You've all embraced the dumbest of of all habits and the gayest of all drinks. I salute you for being the greatest bunch of faggots to have ever graced this board.

>>9214512
Funny how people try to mentally fit in social groups on a public website by making threads and creating images about how they drink Energy drinks.

>>9233052
>no monster rehab peach tea
try harder negro

>>9217188
Check'd and kek'd

>>9224051
>not /sipping/ while getting succ'd

>>9233052
Thank you for your service.

Does anyone seriously enjoy zero sugar drinks? These things literally taste like chalk. Drink fucking water if you want zero calories. If you need energy, drink coffee.

>>9235637
Pleb detected

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>>9235637
>he's never sipped

>craving for sip after reading this thread
>rush to nearest konbi for monster
>mfw there's no monster
>feelsbadman.jpg
>fuck it just buy RedBull®
>go home
>S I P P
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>9237500
Red bull as a /sip/ is actually pretty good, but it's way too expensive

>>9232606
It's basically mango juice + energy powder flavor

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>>9237500
>>9237892
Get out

>>9238477
Is that Oc? Never saw that pic before.

>>9238502
OC from several months ago.

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>>9214512
lacroixboix reporting

>>9218911
Water

>>9238614
Fuck that's funny.

>>9238502
No, Berkeley is in NorCal