would you eat this if you were starving on a dessert island?

>>9213444
>dessert

>>9213453
surely he meant deseret
>>9213444
yes I would eat it if I was surrounded by mormons and that's all they offered

>>9213444
I have no idea what this is.
And i would eat it.

>>9213444
First rule of survival is to eat unknown foods incase they're edible so sure.

If I was on Dessert Island I'd start with the chocolate volcano

ATTENTION /ck/ I HAVE BEEN FORCED INTO A SITUATION WHERE I MUST PREPARE FOOD AND I AM EXTREMELY RUSHED ON TIME. YET I AM UNKNOWLEDGEABLE OF THE PROCESS, I HAVE NO MEANS TO PREPARE OR COOK THE FOOD AND I CANNOT SPEND MORE THAN $5 (MY WEEKLY ALLOWANCE). I HAVE NEVER READ THIS BOARD AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF READING THIS BOARD AGAIN. OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS PREDICAMENT BEFORE. ALSO I'M COOKING FOR AN EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE GIRL I'M INTO IT MUST BE VEGAN AND GLUTEN FREE AND I AM ALSO A GIRL (IN BEFORE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET AND YES I HAVE A BOYFRIEND). ALLOW ME TO WORD THIS IN THE FORM OF A CHALLENGE OR GAME IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT THIS WILL SEEM MORE INTERESTING. DO EVERYTHING FOR ME GO!

>>9213865
Be careful of the molten lave cake

>>9213444
>having your pudding when you didn't finish your meat

>>9213473
>deseret island
BYU's Honolulu campus?

>>9213835
>>9213444
Oh it's apple strudel in custard. Pretty sure. Why wouldn't you eat it?

>>9213444
pretty sure i'd be all up in pannacotta,creme brule,tiramisu and such if i were on dessert island

>>9214006
what if it was a mcdonalds apple pie
you would starve before it would get cool enough to eat

>>9214052
Asbestos mouth. Problem solved

>>9214112
even so, it will melt your asbestos mouth half way through

>>9214052
mcdonalds apple pies are hot where you get them?

>>9213444
If I were on a dessert island, I sure as fuck wouldn't be starving.

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>>9214127
>If I were on a dessert island, I sure as fuck wouldn't be starving.
You would die of malnutrition

>>9214133
not unless they had a supply of water and no food whatsoever
you die of thirst before starving to death, it could take literally a year to starve to death if you are obese beforehand

>>9214006
I can confirm, it is apple strudel in custard.
>>9213473
>surely he meant deseret
No comment.