Does your girlfriend/wife cook for you?

No. She's terrible at cooking and enjoy doing it myself.

No, shes a stupid bitch who wont cook anything and complains about it if she ever does.

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>9212831
Who filmed this? Is it some sort of bizzare porno?
Also yes, me and my gf cook for each other, she's better at fiddly things, I have a better palatte.

>>9212831
I actually cook for my mummy

>>9212831
Female aggression is funny as fuck, as long as you aren't involved in any way.

>>9212952
Found shitty tramp
Made her a wife
Lowered yourself to her level likely even moreso
Has balls to share it on this site

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>>9212978
>he doesn't know this is copypasta

>>9212982
I guess im here forever

>>9212952
Ten bucks says this turns into pasta.

>>9213032
>turns into

>>9212831
She cooks me breakfast but that's about it. Full post about her over at >>9213081

>>9213032
If it wasn't 40 minutes after OP I'd be more suspicious that it was pasta.

>>9212952
fake shit, as usual.

Married four years. My wife has only cooked dinner for us a handful of times in that time. I usually cook for myself and she cooks for herself as we often eat at either different times or eat different things. I'm sure if I asked her to she would cook for me any day of the week, but she hardly eats and when she does it's like a yogurt or salad or something else gay. I'd prefer to cook my steak myself as I know it'll be done right.

>>9213084
>falling for the reverse double-bait
Hello newfriend :^)

>>9213135
Wow,,,so this is the power of the hacker known as 4chan

I cook for my boyfriend and my family and/or friends every day, breakfast, lunch and dinner unless they already ate somewhere else.
Only thing I ask in return is that they do the dishes since I hate to do it.

We have been together for 15 years so I guess it's a good agreement.

>>9213184
>15 years
Wow congrats sounds like you got a sweet thing going

>>9213184
>boyfriend
>15 years
You know gay marriage is legal now right?

>>9213200
We are not gay, we just have issues from growing up inside unhappy marriages that ended up in divorce.

>>9212977
Hardly. There nothin more cruel than female bullying imo. Don't know what it is about it but Christ it's awful

I'm 31 and never had a girlfriend.

>>9213285
20 going on 21. I'm a handsome guy but always manage to fuck up the most slightly intimate moments somehow. I might be an advanced artist.

>>9213285
Can you do a magic trick for us, anon?

I'm 23 and have had 5 gfs. None of them could cook for shit. I blame feminism

>>9213304
Yes, you can watch me jump off a bridge some time soon :)

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>>9212831
I mainly cook, but mainly for myself since she's vegetarian and doesn't really eat meals, just plates of things put together like europoors do.

One thing though is she loves to bake, which benefits me greatly. Homemade bread/wraps makes my stews, burgers, tacos, grilled cheeses God tier.

If there is one thing I can suggest for my fellow cu/ck/s here, it's to date a baker if you prefer to cook.

>>9213285
I'm 33 and I've never had a boyfren because I am a tranny

My grandma cooks for me, she's very good at it. I also cook for myself when I want something specific.

Tell you one thing though if a girl ever tells you she can't cook it's a big red flag

>>9213235
;) I got it, I got it. playin cool, alright

>>9213369
;^)

>>9212831
I've been single for two years now and I'm starting to wonder if my last relationship's sudden end has left me too emotionally crippled to be intimate again.

>>9213316
Hey asshole you don't need women, you need Zen.

>>9213387
POO

>>9213382

Jesus we are hitting close to home in this thread.

>>9213387
He needs a blue potion to recover his MP

>>9213392
SHART

>>9213397
>everyone who makes fun of your shit (both literally and figuratively) country is American

DESIGNATED

>>9213382
Two years isn't that long give it some more time, try to date a brown girl

>>9213328
A passable tranny?

>>9213402
IN MART

>>9213325
How are they keeping the boxes on the ends up? Did they empty them and glue them on, or do they have supports?

>>9213413
The interesting thing about the indian navy is that they're the first military unit on the planet to have ships designed specifically for the navigation of bodies of human feces. Truly an an amazing feat of engineering.

>>9213405
It feels like it's been a long time. The last time I started to develop a crush on a lady, I got to what I thought was the first date before she told me she was gay. Was a lot more upset than I should have been, not because I was particularly sad that she wasn't available, but because I had just started to feel happy again only for it to go wrong like everything else does. Always wanted to date outside my race but I always seem to get shot down when I flirt with non-white women. Made out with an Asian chick one time.

>>9212831
Pink should have just ripped the hoop out of blue's ear.

not as often as I'd like but I never have any complaints when she does

>>9212831
i want to be her

>>9212952
Good pasta, mind if I save it to farm (you)'s?

>>9212952
This is stale

>>9212831
I love to cook and bake, even currently writting my own cookbook of comfy traditional european meals I love. If we would live together I would stay happily the whole day in the kitchen.

t. gf

>>9213295

if you haven't had a gf at 21 you're not a handsome guy

>>9213382

you'll be fine

fuck a russian girl. they're incapable of being intimate and it will piss you off so much you'll be cured in days

Sometimes, but I'm a way better cook

>>9212831

Lots of stuff.

She's Mexican so she really only knows how to cook Mexican stuff, but it's damn delicious. I'm slowly teaching her how to make other stuff too, but home made tacos with some high quality meat is great to come home to.

>>9213944
Same. I don't mind when she cooks but it's infrequent at best and I cook better food. I'm grateful though when she does, but she leaves the kitchen a fucking disaster. Bitch can't clean for shit.

>>9212831
my gf used to cook for me all the time, she would make delicious meals an was really happy to be cooking, all she wanted was my company in the kitchen

I miss you maria but I don't want to be with you <3

>>9212831
What porn is this from?

>>9212831
Can someone tell me what the actual fuck is happening in this video??

Once upon a hot summer night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house.

Well, his backyard... Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right, Tom Forknight... Now earlier in the day wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad! Anyway, Tom and his above mediocre wife were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The nerve of those Forknights! Needless to say I gave my wife, God rest her soul, a couple choice words About whipped cream! Versus potato salad! God dammit! Son of a bitch! A real tongue lashing!

>>9212831
i cook for myself

>>9212952
>All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre
dont let that happen again anon

>>9214041
what is to happen is that i have get bonner

>>9213285
>>9213328
You two should date

>>9214148
>it's older than that poor guy w/o gf
>implying anybody mentaly healthy would date a tranny

The tranny should just become another statistic.

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>>9212831
>that webm

>>9212831
Fucking sploosh

>>9213434
BEHIND THE ISLE OF HFCS.

My first gf couldn't cook. She could amke decent5 cakes and pastries though. But her cooking was fucking awful. She used to do stupid shit as well like throw spaghetti at the wall. If it sticks it's ready. She'd also spit in pans to see if they were hot enough

My last gf I wasn't with long enough to really find out because she was a fucking mess, but she gave me scrambled eggs made with almond milk once so I'm gonna guess not

>>9213032
It already is good sir

She doesn't cook because she isn't very good at it and I enjoy cooking.

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>>9212831 (OP) #
Dated four chicks:
1. Blonde petite blue-eyed white chick, we were both coming out of our teens so I had mom to cook for me. She tried hard though, and could make some excellent cakes and pastries.

2. Brown half-native chick, dark hair, actually very cute, excellent ass and tits, had the best cooking of them all. Would make top notch cake, pizza, pastries, Arab-Lebanese food, all around an excellent cook.

3. White single mom, brunette, green eyes. Due to being a single mom had to hone her cooking skills so she was actually decent. Sometimes she burned the food but it was rare. Overall she rates N°2 after the brown chick.

4. Dark-haired big tittied qt with very lightly tanned skin, what you Americans would call "Hispanic" I guess. This chick was easily a 9/10 and the best I've dated, people would turn their necks whenever she entered the room. But her cooking was awful. She made a mean oreo cake, and that's it. Typical instagram-obsessed millenial with no kitchen skills. #1 in the looks department but #4 in the cooking arena.

Ha-ha y-you guys are just making up these girlfriend stories r-right?

>>9212831

My fiancee can't cook a damn thing, bless her for trying but it's always dry and flavourless and nutritionally questionable

Also uses literally every pot and pan in the kitchen no matter how simple the recipe is, and has never considered cleaning while she cooks

>>9212952
prolly pasta but i love how people can simultaneously call this outrageously fake but nod their empty heads whenever someone talks about how poor wimminz is uppressed n battered n shiet

>>9214381

'Domestic violence doesn't exist' - anon 2017

>>9213328
if it makes you feel any better you have a real low life expectancy so any day now your suffering could be over :^)

Not only does my wife cook for me but I actively troll her by pretending to be Guy Fieri as she does.

>Walk in kitchen, "It's all happening right here, right now"
>"You making spaghetti and meatballs? Is this real deal Italian?"
>Dips finger in marinara "Girl, you put the funk in funkalicious, I'd eat this on a flip flop"
>Wife very visibly annoyed by now " That's all the time we have today"

>>9213382
four and a halfish reporting in
relationships are full of both good shit and bad shit and ive spent enough time weighing them against each other that ive become pretty ambivalent about the whole thing
so it gets better i guess?

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>>9214299
>spit in pans to see if they were hot enough

>>9214116
Fuck that pasta almost got me, good taste.

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>>9214402
You two sound like a cute couple

>>9212831
Yes, just made some banh xeo this past Sunday.

>>9213906
The projection is strong with this one

>>9213906
This is what normies actually believe

>>9212831
>Does your girlfriend/wife cook for you?
Yes. Not always, but when she's home before mealtimes she likes to cook for me (and I cook for her if I'm the one home earlier).
She's always had a thing for for baking and brewing all kind of hot beverages, so it wasn't a big step for her to go from feeding me cookies and spiced hot chocolate in high school to feeding me actual meals once we moved in together.

>>9212831
Women don't know how to cook these days because apparently that's sexist.

>>9214981
Ye desu I've oft wondered, if women are meant to be the ones who cook then why are the best chefs always male

>>9213325
>doesn't really eat meals
>just plates of things put together lime europoors do

isn't that what a meal is? I'm so damn confused by what you mean here

>>9213325
>europoors
O B S E S S E D

>>9213325
>Just plates of things together

What?

>>9214554

>projection

literally just a pseudo-adult version of 'i know you are but what am i'

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>>9212952
Holy shit, this is better than Tip with a Rip

Ex used to. A lot. She was fucking terrible, and only rivaled in shittyness by her annoying as fuck sister. I've actually never met a woman under the age of 55 that could cook something edible.

>>9212952
This is how marriage is supposed to be.

My girlfriend & I cook together in the kitchen and use it as a great opportunity to spend time together. She's very competitive, so we often have competitions related to who can be a better cook. My food is almost always better, but I give it to her every time just so I can see the smirk of pure joy and happiness on her face every time.

>>9215015
He means it's not covered in gravy and cheese.

>>9212831
Wife hands me my morning cup of coffee in bed every day. She also makes breakfast, bakes bread and makes desserts as needed. So I have no problem doing the rest of the cooking.

>>9212952
you must not fuck good enough, ive been with my wife for 7 years and everytime i lay the pipe she cooks a 5 star meal

>>9216517
>cooking.
Stopped reading there.

>>9213184
get a dish washer

>>9212831
yeah, she cooks dinner and I usually take leftovers with me to work for lunch and she bakes bread every night for my breakfast sandwich. I will cook sometimes on weekends or when I'm off work just because I enjoy it.

>>9215356
Fuck, I remember tip with a rip. Do you have the screenshot, anon?

>>9215356
thanks for stopping in 8gag

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>>9216926
I assumed it was a fellow /kommando/. We love our Mat Dog.

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>>9216521
>lay the pipe

>>9216982
oh ok, I have no idea what any of that means

>>9217007
clearly you havent piped it up

>>9216521
Can confirm

>>9217015
I want to tear out your throat like removing an artichoke heart. You're a faggot.

>>9217034
bit rude m8, are all gun owners this pent up?

>>9212831
Read about this
Girl getting slapped is daughter
She is 13 and was caught fucking the moms boyfriend
Mom is 27 boyfriend was like 42 or something weird

>>9217046
he's an NRA-faggot. you dont have to love guns and be associated with THOSE types of inbreds.

>>9217072
>Europe

Yeah, you guys were inbreeding before it was cool.

>>9217081
I am a red-blooded American my friend, just because I don't associate with reactionaries doesn't make me a yurosemen. I'm in the most American state too (Texas).

>>9215003
This

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>>9217086
>most american state
>full of spics

>>9212952
kek

>>9215935
Maybe she should stop being an immature cunt desu

>>9213304
Illusion, Michael

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>>9212952
FUCKING
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>>9213428
Ironically, witchcraft.

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>>9217058
Are you trying to make me even more erect? Because mission accomplished

>>9217058
Chad wins again

>>9213295
You're not handsome guy.
Some women find self confidence a plus though, so you've got that going on.

>>9213382
It hasn't, you're all good, bang an eastern european.

>>9212831
rape her already

ps: fuck off normalfag scum

>>9212952
Man, I haven't seen this in ages.

>>9212831
I can't get my gf to stop playing world of whateverthefuck long enough to eat the food I cook.

>>9214981
>these days
I hope you don't genuinely believe the meme that 50's housewives were good cooks.

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>>9212978
>>9214129
>>9215356
>>9215608
>>9216521
>>9217284
>>9217353

>>9213135
i was just le pretending

I don't like having a girlfriend who cooks. Too many feelings to navigate, too many times where I have to pretend I like her slop, and my taste in food changes all the time day to day, so I don't wanna force down tacos when I want spaghetti.

>>9212831
I'd rip those hoops out so fast holy shit.

Didn't get bullied growing up, but always had the game plan of gouging out the eyes of anyone who would try and get physical.

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>>9213281
As far as I'm concerned, men try to deal with conflict by a matter of resolution, violent or not.

A man wants something dealt with for good, whether its an apology, an understanding, or a homicide case.

A woman when dealing with conflict will go out of her way to make things as shitty as possible, as much as possible, for as long as capable.

The problem I have is that my gf's mom is such a great cook, my gf never learned how to cook for herself. She can't cook shit except for a few recipes she asked her mom for. It's a struggle, but I'm going to teach that girl how to cook a meal every once and a while if it kills me.

>>9212831
Nufemales don't cook.

>>9212831
>females bullying other females

This is my fetish. What is it called?

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>>9221306
A cat fight? That's what my generation calls that, I'm 31 tho. You go hard might have a new name for it.

>>9221177
Wait until you have a wife. They'll bring up some shit from 10 years ago that you'd completely forgotten about when you're in the middle of a spat. Shit gets really old, but that's women. They hang onto minor shit to try to use as a weapon years later. I just laugh when it happens, but that really infuriates them.

>>9221089
Youre telling me your grandmother wasn't a cook straight of heaven's kitchen? Cuz mine was

>>9212831
>Allow a subhuman to manage your dietary needs

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>>9212952
Fucking savage.

>>9221782
>she could have just called CPS
That is not America

>>9221306
Daily life as a female?

>>9212952
Daddy?

>>9212952
teach the woman her place

>>9212831

I am on the other side of this and I am shocked that the majority of peoples gfs/wives don't cook at all or are shit at cooking.

I've always been hard on myself about improving my cooking because I think it's important to feed my family nutritious meals that also taste good. I always cook food to my boyfriends liking and I will be making my own baby food when my baby can start to eat solids.

My mother cooked so I looked up to her and started to learn how to cook myself. I have room for improvement but I try to learn how to cook something new at least every week.

Why don't women in our age group (20s) cook more often??

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>>9215015
>>9215082

Sorry, I meant plates of SHIT and FUCK

My bf and I usually cook together as a hobby, When I met him, he didn't even know what garlic tasted like because he'd spent most of his life in dorms/boarding school. Now he's great at it. We've got a nice thing going.

>>9212831
implying i have a gf

>>9222843
feminism, the destruction of traditional gender roles and pushing the idea that women shouldnt learn to cook because its opressive so their only option is to buy garbage junk food and fast food sold by corporations instead, making them unhealthy fat and sick and thus helping pharmaceutical corporations. its really quite clever.

>>9223264
*their only option as a single mother is to buy their children and themselves junk/fast food

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>>9214340
>havent had a gf cook for me.
>single for a while
>prolly forever alone
>feelsbadman

>>9212831
Can we get a source for this video?

>>9213906
I'm soon to be 25 and never had a gf, yet I get called handsome all the time. I even had a harem of cute girls all the time around me when I was still in school. I'm even a manlet but it never stopped from girls trying to court me.
It's just that I'm so autistic and scared of intimacy that I never got around to make meaningful bonds with a female. Sad!
Though I'd like to add that I recently went out to a party (after being a friendless NEET from the ages of 19-23 and slowly reintegrating into society) and a 7/10 girl that was very drunk almost immediately sat on my lap and started to kiss me. I was having my fun and did not reciprocate until I also got very drunk. The rest of the night was spent making out and feeling her up. Pretty neat!

but this whole situation has got me thinking and I just realized how much I was overthinking everything. Like, I was scared of making out because I didn't know how to do it and I was past the age where it is normal to not be good at it. But it all went smooth and she definitely liked it.
But this has also got me thinking about what happens after sex. What do guys do right after nutting? Do you go immediately to the bathroom like in some movies or do you stay in bed? I'm thinking about this because getting somewhat intimate with a female has opened my eyes, having sex was always something that seemed unattainable to me.

>>9223937

a lot of women go to clean themselves up so they don't get a uti, some people like showering after. i usually just wanna KO or smoke. it completely depends, when you're in a relationship you'll experience fucking at all hours of the day in all sorts of places so it varies.

>>9213387
Commander of the INS Septic Tank.

>>9212831
Sadly yes because we've just had a daughter so is home all day.
Tonight I'm a little miffed she cooked my kreik lamb with couscous and pistachio goats cheese salad. We have no kreik in so she used lemon juice. We had no lamb in so used chicken.

>>9216523
Underrated

>>9212831
Yes but MY GOD is it always a disaster.
She never seasons ANYTHING not even with fucking SALT. I swear if I get one more batch of bland ravioli shes getting the divorcioli

>>9223272
thats bullshit though. my mother was a single mother and cooked dishes from many different cultures. I think a lot of modern women are just lazy and unfeminine.

>>9212831
I cook for my bf all the time.

>>9212831
sauce nigga

>>9214116
>>9214419
I don't get it.

>>9221089
He didn't say that. Just that they don't cook no more which is a novelty in and of itself.
My brother got a wife to cook for him and she didn't know how to cook either. Shit, neither of them even cleaned. TV dinners, a pile of garbage bags in a corber of the kitchen, and clothes strewn everywhere not to mention fast food wrappers all over their floor. Takes my dad and step dad coming over for holidays and cleaning the house themselves because it's a fucking disaster. Went over there once for Thanksgiving and ended up getting wildy drunk and puking cinnamon whiskey on their shrubs (killing them in the process). Never went over their again. Brotger's a douchebag but he moved up here recently so I've been living with him, his new girlfriend, and their collective 8 kids until I get my own apartment in a week and me and his gf have been busting ass and cracking belts to keep the place clean. It's fucking ridiculous.

Long off topic post because I've been drinkin'. Sorry.

that gave me a boner

>>9225526
It's good to stay occupied while he's giving Stacy the business

I cook for my bf :3
Most of the time

>>9214355
1. Tall leggy Aussie girl. From a rich family so she never really cooked.

2. Hot 35yo Japanese woman. I was 24 at the time. Really good cook and sucked dick like a champ. She used to cook food and make lunch boxes and drop them off at my house randomly when I wasn't home.

3. Half Jap-Taiwanese girl. Was an ok cook but mainly only cooked chinese stuff well.

4. Asian nurse. Solid cook and fun to drink with but was a bit of a cunt. We used to make hotpots, nabe, sukiyaki, stews etc on a hotplate while watching TV and drinking. Gud times.


I wouldn't reject a woman who can't cook, especially if she tries or is willing to learn, but it's a basic life skill that everyone should have. They have to be able to make at least something.

No I don't because my boyfriend cooks the greatest fucking food ever. I swear to god what the fuck. Thank you god.

My girlfriend would make me was a sandwich or an occasional stew. She turned out to be a lying, cheating, mentally unstable wrecking ball of a human being.

The stories about healthy couples caring for each other make me sad.

Yeah, we often cook for and with each other. We have similar tastes in almost everything, so we always know what to cook. Cooking together is great.

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