Went into my local pizza joint today and saw them cutting my

>>9209396
Pizza scissors predate even chopsticks you dumb pleb

>>9209396
Too bad, that crust looked delicious

>>9209401
>Pizza scissors predate even chopsticks you dumb pleb

Nobody ever ate pizza with chopsticks.

>>9209401
But your mother predates them all.

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>>9209413
Shall I continue?

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>>9209423
At least put some effort into your photoshops.

>>9209396
>triggered by someone that cut pizza with scissor
what kind of special faggot are you? just curiosity

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>>9209430
The kind of faggot who has enough integrity to stop supporting unnecessary revolutions.

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>>9209444
>pic related
the post

>>9209444
>unnecessary revolutions.
you mean "minuscule change"?
autism.

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>>9209464
Hmm,yes. This is how it all starts. They attempt to normalise their change and anyone who criticises it are outcasted and harassed. Keep being a cog in their machine. 20 years from now when every pizzeria is cutting their pizza with a scissors,it will be then you'll realise the foolishness you showed today. I can only do so much for you fools.

>>9209489

Many years ago people thought rectangular pizza cut into squares was an abomination, and now it's clearly the best approach.

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>>9209489

Lmao my gf is from stockholm and she also insisted that cutting pizza with scissors is the best way.

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>>9209501
name TWO people who do this. go on. im waiting.

>>9209509
The normalisation process has already begun...

>>9209396
>There's no way in fuck I'm condoning their hipster shit no matter how good the pizza tastes.
Wow, way to spite yourself.

>>9209509
Mine is from Milan and she does the same. OP is a robot who reeeees about everyone and anyone in an attempt to feel better about his loveless, tasteless, friendless, sexless, humourless existence.

>cutting pizza with a kitchen knife

>>9209444
My granny was cutting pizza with scissors when the Soviet Union was at the height of its power.

>>9209509
I use a jigsaw personally

>>9210198
If you can't cut a pizza with a router you have no skillz

>>9210183
Man. That's some serious self-projection.

>>9209396
>hipster shit

My mom has been using large steel kitchen shears to cut pizzas for over 30 years, this isn't just a hipster thing, you dumb twat.

>>9209534
>me
>you

>>9210311

Hipsters like to re-use old fashioned memery. These days you're far more likely to encounter pizza scissors in the context of hipsters rather than old people.

>>9210311
Your mom was in the hipster vanguard.

>>9209396
>Having a hard time deciding whether OP is a serious Autist or or just posting bait.
Well done, OP.

scissors > round saws

I for one stand by OP. If I see my pizza being cut with a pizza roller or a regular knife I will throw it back in their face.

I only eat pizza that has been cut with a traditional Italian Mezzaluna.

Great thread, in all actuality

>>9209401

But why the fuck wouldn't you use a quicker and better tool like a pizza cutter?

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>>9209396
>not using a pizza cleaver

Goddamn amateurs

>>9209396
It's a korean thing you racist fuck

I lived in northern Tuscany for a while, and the cheaper pizza places all used scissors because they baked massive pizzas and sold them by the square cm. Not that unusual.

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>2017
>Not using power tools to cut your pizza

I thought this was a food & cooking forum.

>>9209401
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>>9211899
Hmm...interesting how much people SUDDENLY decided to tell everyone they cut pizza with scissors. Very interesting...

>>9211899
>sold them by the square cm

How much was 2 square cm? I have a feeling if I was the owner I'd just snip off a chunk and give it to them. Gott in Himmel, do you realize how small a square cm is?

>>9211094
Because pizza shops are generally staffed by teens who don't give a fuck and typically don't cut through the crust properly, forcing you to do it yourself. Shit like pizza scissors guarantee they don't fuck shit up.

>>9209396
>white people

>>9212050
>White people using tools
>Poop people upset by this strange magic
Sounds about right

I only eat pizza chopped with katana sword xdddddd
fuck off with your shitty meme