Why don't you have a milkbag dispenser?

Because I don't live in an anachronistic shithole.

because i don't drink liters of milk on the regular

Because

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terrible arguments

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We have bagged milk here in Wisconsin. But we also have it in jugs. It's like 30 cents cheaper for bagged. I fucked around with it for a while, but then I just said fuck it and buy gallons like a regular person.

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Because I have four milkbag dispensers

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Poor lactose tolerance. If I drank enough milk to justify a dispenser I'd be shitting liquid fire non-stop.

>be me
>work in a college cafeteria when I was 18
>have to refill these giant 10g milk dispensers which was actually pretty complicated to do
>stick the straw through the dispenser and cut it
>when I cut it, a fierce stream of milk flies backward and hits this frat college student in the face
>he drops all his shit and comes over to me just to hit me in the face
>literally got my ass kicked because of a fucking milk bag