ITT your favorite unitasker

>>9208099
You mean like how a wrench is a hammer if you need it to be?

>>9208144

If every wrench is a hammer, every nail looks like a bolt.

>>9208144
More like how a hammer can hammer more than just nails.

snagged pic related at muh local goodwill outlet. Paid maybe $0.50 for it. Its a bready good pizza/quesadilla cutter.

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>>9208099
Tell me what else I can do with this

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>>9208151
i see what you did there

>>9208152
ah

>>9208155
you can use it as a hammer

>>9208162
That doesn't count, we're talking /ck/

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>>9208153
derp, forgot pic. Pic related. Its the pic I forgot.

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i like this kind better desu

>>9208155
juice key limes and other small fruits

>>9208074
i've used these to cut pasta and cracker dough

>>9208167
Meat tenderizer?

>>9208155
>chop lemon/lime into small chunks
>insert
Bam, juicer.

>>9208159

Sorry, I was being a tit.

>>9208074
A friend a a small business making and selling homemade candies and shit. Used a pizza cutter to cut caramels.

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>>9208194
No need to apologize. If you were one, you made a good joke, if you were there, you made a good point.

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>>9208074
I bought a orange press at Aurrera in Mexico City about 25 years ago. It's not good for a thing except pressing citrus. But, if you live in Florida, yea, you can do that in batches. You have to section the pink grapefruit in quarters to fit, and you have to tip out the seeds constantly or they clog the holes. The reason I like it though, is it lets the pulp pass through, and the citrus peel gets smashed enough to let out the oils into the drink.

My uses:
orange juice, grapefruit juice, daiquiris
ponderosa lemonade
calamondin pie (key lime recipe)
my own orangina (tangerine, orange, seltzer)

pic related, mine is orange though

>>9208225
*if you were the other

sorry, its time for bed.

>>9208231

just don't PEE in it!

>>9208292
seriously?

did they expect a dull pizza slicer?

>>9208332
I work at dominoes, and our cutters are all pretty dull. If they're too sharp, they'll cut into the box.

>>9208292
>dope ass star ship bro

>>9208292
Almost did the same for my dad, then I realized that I had more respect for him than that.

>>9208155
Fuck off I love my garlic presser

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>>9208410
>Almost did the same for my dad, then I realized that I had more respect for him than that.

jokes on you, fatboy, my dad's DEAD!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!

>>9208155
ginger, chipotles, olives. I love this thing

>>9208155
Stick your nuts in it.

>>9208155
Put it in your girl's vagina and asshole

Thats shitty, Dexter is the best pizza cutter brand

>>9208074
What can you do with it besides cut shit.
>Life hack I used pizza cutter to cut brownies XD

Turd face.

>>9210629
>look it up
>listed under "industrial and scientific" on amazon

sold

>>9210666

Yeah, Dexter-Russel is a well known brand that specializes in equipment for commercial kitchens.

>>9209147
Fair enough

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Not joking.

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>>9211216

>>9210749
Ok, you get1.

Isn't a knife technically a unitasker? All you can do with it is cut.

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>the single greatest unitasker ever

>>9211290
They stab too, and you can use the spine to crack things. You can also remove the pit from an avocado using them
>inb4 you have to cut the pit to do that
When I worked at a mexican restaurant I learned to use the heel to grab onto the pit and pull it out with a twist of your wrist. Fastest way to do it and much safer than chopping into it to twist it out.

>>9211292
That's like calling a frying pan a unitasker because it only cooks stuff. A unitasker is what it is because it's made to handle one single ingredient, or to prepare one specific meal. Something like a popcorn popper. Yes those exist. Do you know why owning one sounds silly? Because it's a unitasker.

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my personal favorite is this hot dog cooker

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>>9211315
>propane

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Fresh-squeezed orange juice is one of my favorite drinks ever, especially after smoking a bowl of good weed.

>>9211322

taste the meat, not the heat

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Best $25 I've ever spent.

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>>9211381
Best thing I ever stole from work

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Scandinavian final boss

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>>9211313
That's like saying your mom isn't a unitasker just because while all she does is suck dick, she doesn't exclusively suck your dad's.

>>9208155
>not making spaghetti outta bread
You're missing out, bud.

>>9211472
now i kind of want to try squeezing some pasta dough through one of these

>>9211399
I have one but paid for it.

no regrets

>>9208228
I though that those things were everywhere... I need to travel more

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>>9211448
Fuck you buddy. If anybody is sucking dick in this house hold its me. Come fight me irl! I'll show you who's the real faggot when you're begging for more!