itt: the most arrogant foods

What's arrogant about fucking fish?
They're right there in the water, just grab one.
Some places they literally jump into your boat unprovoked.

Christ Alive these thrice damned flyovers need to go.

>>9207323
Lol did a salmon steal your fucking girl or something

>>9207327
The fish is a nice guy.

It's the cooked salmon that's a smug bastard. So easy to overcook and when you do, it tastes like a sock. Has a stanky flavor so it doesn't go well with anything.

This motherfucker has every chef's number and he knows it.

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its a dirty mushroom
hipsters and rich act like it causes literal foodgasms

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its roe
its nothing special

>>9207339
>OP comes home from work
>smells salmon
> "hey, honey, are you cooking salmon?"
>no response
>she isn't in the kitchen
>there's no sign she cooked anything
>he walks to his bedroom but stops at the door
>the smell of seafood is overwhelming
>he hears his girlfriend laughing
>wat.jpg
>he opens up the door
>his girlfriend is going wild, grunting like a half-dead wildebeest
>"w-what?" OP mutters
>his girlfriend looks him in the eye
> "hi, anon"
>a filet of salmon comes out from under the sheets
>"Sorry. I just love tuna"
>the filet does a backflip out the window
>OP goes on 4chan and makes this thread

>>9207392
10/10

>>9207373
word

>>9207392
>>>/r/4chan

kys you're self

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>>9207584

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>>9207593

>>9207392
kek

>>9207584
summer's almost over. you might want to leave

>>9207392
Literally redit

>>9207988
Reddit and 4chan are pretty much the same thing, we lol at the same memes and rack our brains trying to come up with witty comments because we all crave the same things, (you)s and upvotes.

>>9207988
you mind elaborating? people on 4chan say "haha reddit" but never actually say what the post has to do with reddit

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>>9207392
so funny xdddd

>>9208073
There's no calling out bullshit on reddit, such as what a person should do to OP posting an ordinary piece of salmon and calling it smug. Redditors just use le'downvote. Even anonymously, redditors are passive.

>>9208264
Shut up reddit

>>9209041
how am I reddit?

>>9208939
are you autistic?

>>9207584
>>9207988
>>9208939
>>9209041
smells like summer
>>9209041

>>9207392
reminds me of /b/ greentext from 2008, and not in a good way

>>9209078
k then

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this webm is almost too obvious of an answer by now

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autism, the thread.

>>9209051
>it is summer so everyone disagreeing with me is a summerfag

>>9209139
it makes sense. tons of underage come here and act cool when they say 'reddit' for no reason

>>9207368
This, they taste so fucking grotty.

>>9208073
>we lol
And that is where the difference lies, smart guy. That and a lack of a shitty upboat system, of which (you)s are not the same. Responses =/= pushing unpopular opinions off the board.

>>9209101
Fuck everyone that posts this in mockery. Watch the dollops, they change from circles to squares, this webm is magic wizardry.

>>9209153
That's really the only impressive part about the entire show

>>9207368
It's just because they're a scarce resource.

>>9207373
hahahahaha

my monocle just fell into my champagne

>>9209153
Isn't that just the liquid settling on the textured tablecloth.

McDonalds is the most arrogant food.

Who does this megalo corporation think they are? Offering such high calorie, small sized, fried and fatty meals at such a low, low price point? They're unabashed and brazen in their invitation to have people dine on their food, yet make a point to make it some of the most unhealthy available. It's like owning a chemist who you whore out to people so they can poison them slowly over time, gloating all the while with a smug sense of satisfaction.

That's why I eat at Taco Bell.

>>9209226
I think its like an antigriddle, thats how those creme brule looking things they place at the start set firm enough to torch.

>>9207368
>>9207373
These, plus saffron and anything else that's super valuable just because it's rare. Flesh-eating diseases are rare, but that doesn't mean I want it.

Also those $1000 sundaes.

>>9209101
imagine how awkward it would be to sit through this

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>>9207392
OP eternally BTFO

>>9207988
>>9208939
>>9209078
We get it OP, a salmon fucked your girl and you're pissed about both getting cheated on and anon's laughing at you. You don't need to do this much samefagging damage control.

>>9208073
reddit is literally just 4chan with accounts

>>9207323
I live in Norway and pan-fried salmon is the most standard, white bread food you can have.

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ITT: low quality bait mixed with actual retards who still can't cook a packet of $.50 ramen without it tasting like shit.

>>9209258
I hate McDonald's physically, I dislike that kind of meal. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. It is arrogant. Like all meals with affordable prices, its arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who offers meals to the masses for that kind of price, but is of that quality is unbelievably arrogant. It acts shy, but it’s not. It’s scared. It hates itself, and it loves itself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a meal who presents itself at its worst to get laughs, in order to free itself from its hang-ups. Everything it does in the restaurant is therapeutic.

>>9207340
>It's the cooked salmon that's a smug bastard

That's why only true patricians sous vide their salmon ;)

>>9211434
Woah, the quality of weed that you can get in legalalized states is making me think of moving. That's some ironic post-ironic irony in your post, there Sinbad.

>>9211411
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PICTURE

>>9209101
>haha okay now wheres my fettucine alfredo?

>>9211411
are those insects what the fuck

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>>9207392
kek'd

>>9211411
Some kind of turkish dish I guess

>>9212040
>>9212113
not the guy you're replying to, but I think those are roaches. look at the picture for awhile. I seriously thought they were prawns or something

>>9207368
>>9207373
and thread is over

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>>9209258
>that's why I eat at taco bell

The patrician's choice.
Pic fucking related

this thread sure has gone quiet. I want this thread to stay alive. bump

>>9211434
beautiful. i recognize this pasta. fuck woody allen

>>9212319
>implying thats turks cook themselves in dishes

>>9207323
Nothing wrong here

>>9214085
Greek then.

>>9209143
t. Butthurt Redditor

>>9209101
is that some Ferran Adria bullshit?

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edible.gold.

anything that is coated with it. if it still qualify as food.

>>9214185
i'm not butthurt dude.

>>9210770

No it is the texture of the tablecloth combined with the viscosity of the sauce. It's a specially designed tablecloth they bring out special for the dessert

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>>9207368
Tastes like dirt to me.

>muh pallet

>>9209101
>making fun of a Michelin 3-star restaurant because you know you'd sperg out if the wait staff stood over your table for that long