Salmon is the pariah of the sea

Buy $NAK you fucking snow monkey

>>9207164
Wait, you've chewed on a sock before?

i love salmon. wish it were cheaper so that i could make it more often.

the only time i've made it is this recipe here:
https://youtu.be/v6vBjecMRVw


those were nice days when i lived with my brother and i could walk to the grocery every day, go to the butcher, and ask for fresh cut meats.

>>9207164
>unironically
thread hidden, fuck off

>>9207164
Don't cook it. Good salmon sashimi is god tier. Everything else is cat food

>OP keeps eating chum salmon

>everyone gets the good stuff

keep trying OP

>>9207164
Cedar plank, you plebe

>>9207164
Salmon is not a good fish for subtle fish recipes that play off delicate flavors such as cantonese-style cooking. Forget about european milk-shitter recipes (use 3 atoms of salt and a homeopathic dilution of tarragon, wave a poached lemon in its general direction, serve with lukewarm white bordeaux).

I suggest obliterating it with spices, a bengali recipe such as macher jhol is perfect for using up unwanted salmon. Another good option is filpino sinigang.

Serve with something with a bit of personality like champagne or a saison.

>>9207276
>actual solid advice on a troll thread

this is why i still come to ck
always learning things in the weirdest places

>>9207288
I can never tell which of my posts will make people angry and invite an instant 30-day ban and which ones people will be receptive to.

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>>9207181
>not finishing it off in the broiler

>another arrogant salmon post

>>9207164
>enjoy eating salmon? It's like chewing on a sock.
Stop overcooking it you fucking moron

It has a strong flavour and the fat tastes amazing.
Even if you overcook it the meat is quite tender, maybe its just the lack of quality of american fish/food?

>>9207288
>suggests obliterating with spices
>has no idea how euros serve salmon
>actual solid advice
He's a fucking idiot. Probably eating shit salmon and can't possibly imagine the actual fish has a decent, yet pronounced flavor

>>9207164
just cook it in the dishwasher like everyone else you mongoloid

Butter and chicken stock (powdered, not that liquid shit)
Fry it on your pan at low heat.

You are welcome.

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>it's another "/ck/ acts like it's not cooking if it doesn't involve seven different spices and a three hour long cooking process" episode
Salmon is pretty dope if you just grill it dude, like holy shit this board is fucking cringe central

>>9207164
Put the smoke to it boi

I make a "glaze" from dijon mustard and brown sugar. It's great.

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>>9209800
This board is my god

it showed me that Gordon Ramsey, Chef Jon, Marco Pierre, Antonio Carluccio, and other well known chefs cant actually cook and if you use their recipes youre a retard who needs a four year cookery degree to get back on track.

Binging with Bi$hba$h is where the real skill is

Gotta agree salmon sucks, Im all natural organic vegan myself + it doesnt go well with guacacado.

>>9209854
What is that feculent creature in your picture?

>>9209862
average /ck/ poster when they realize they are as good as jack at cooking

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/08/sous-vide-salmon-recipe.html

I've done this before and it was absolutely fab.

>>9207164
>2-3 drops of sesame oil per fillet.
>Rub it in to the scales.
>Dust with ground salt.
>Heat skillet until a drop of oil starts to slightly smoke on it.
>Put fillet scales down and reduce temperature.
>Turn after 2.5 minutes.
>After 2-3 minutes remove from the pan onto a plate, covering with a lid.
>Rest for 3-4 minutes.
Serve with Basmati rice and vegetables.

Salmon tastes fucking great, it's fantastic on a cut and has to be flavoured delicately.

>>9207276
>I suggest obliterating it with spices
GET OUT SHITSKINS
REEEEEEE

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just

don't

fucking

overcook it

also beurre blanc>>>>>>> anything else

>>9207276
Salmon in macher jhol make no sense. Look at the kind on fish that usually goes in it. Nothing like salmon. Why ruin a good dish with salmon.

>>9207288

>actual solid advice
>kill the flavour of your ingredient rather than learning to enjoy it!

>>9207276
desu salmon curry was the best salmon I've had cooked

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>>9207181
>No rice wine
>No garlic
>No ginger
>"teriyaki"
>tEriYaKi

>t E r i Y a K i
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>>9207164
>I hate salmon
>how do I cook it?

Eat something else and stop posting shitty troll threads on the last decent board on 4chan. Thank you.

>>9207164
Butter poach it. It will melt in your mouth.

>>9210229
You butter believe it

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>>9210226
>decent board
>4chan

>>9207164
bump

>>9207164
Scrambled duck egg and pan seared salmon
with toasted sourdough bread.
salt and pepper is all you need.

>>9207164
chef john's maple miso salmon is the best recipe on the entire internet

effort level is a 2/10 and it produces the best salmon you can make. i have had salmon in restaurants like 30 times in my life and not a single one has TOUCHED my home made food wishes maple miso salmon

>>9210226

>/ck/
>decent

good one, anon

>>9212358
>maple miso salmon
sounds like i want to throw up

>>9212372
make the recipe exactly as shown in the video, come back and post a thread saying how great the recipe is.

otherwise shut up

>>9207164
Your other thread is still up, stop trying to force this
>arrogant
meme, don't make me come over there anon.

>>9212358
>chef johns
lol

kys

>>9212378
found the nigger who hasn't cooked a day in their life, back to lebbit faggot

>>9212376
I'm not going to ruin a good piece of salmon.
Watched the vid and he say to let the skin stick to pan and leave it there. I told him to fuck off long before that.

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>>9207164
Salmon is by far the healthiest fish you can eat and tastes great. Suck a dick.

>>9212382
>mommy look I boiled eggs all by myself
lol

>>9210219
Shamfur dispray
You didnt capitalize that last 'K' there, bud. No contingency

>>9207164
There is no hope for cooked salmon, OP. It's literal garbage food.

Salmon is pretty good raw dipped in a soy sauce and wasabi blend, though

>>9212656
japanese didn't even eat raw salmon until they got memed by the norwegians

it was considered filthy

>>9210219
Fucking kill yourself for using that autistic normie meme

>>9214556

It was considered filthy because they can carry a type of nematode that, upon entering the gastric tract, would attempt to burrow into the walls of the intestine, dying due to the inability to penetrate it. The immune response to this creates a small, often ball like structure that can frequently cause blockages. That is of course assuming they don't make it further than the small intestine. If they do, Crohn's Disease like symptoms often occur

At the time when they still attempted to consume salmon flesh, there was no refrigeration available to them. They'd get sick, so they stopped consuming raw salmon

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>>9215415

>>9207164
>doesn't like chewing on socks

HEH nice sex life idiot

>>9215415
>you white people
>you americans
what happened to yuros and ethnics

>>9215478
It's honestly upsetting for me too. Every time I make some opinion I get some people going
>white people
>americans
As if the board is made out of just that.

Next time you want to make a point of someone's nationality, consider that Rodriguez and Pierre also browse 4chan.

>>9215523
Who is Rodriguez?
Who is Pierre?

>>9215589
known fact that nobody loves mayo more than beaners and japanese.

>>9215620
I have lived in Japan for four years and I can tell you that nobody here knows what mayonnaise is.

>>9215619
My brazilian friend.
My french friend.

>>9215628
So those are two people, but the rest of 4chan is white Amercians? What point are you making?

>>9215625
kinoshita yuka would like a word with you.

>>9215631
I don't know who the hell that is but one japanese person does not a trend make

>>9215625

kek no you haven't

>>9215636
she is literally a living food deity, i think you have outed yourself as a liar.

Your last arrogant salmon thread isnt even dead yet. What the fuck, man.
>>9207323

>>9215630
My point is exactly that this website isn't made out of only americans or "white people" so it's retarded when those are the first things to throw at someone.

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>>9214648
>muh special club no normies allowed boohoo

calm down, bucko

>>9215701
This is the attitude making this site worse every year

>>9215701
go back to something awful

>>9210085
who the fuck cares as long as you're not passing it off as coming straight from the ur-canon of bengali cuisine? it tastes good. flips don't "traditionally" put salmon in sinigang either, doesn't mean jose rizal is going to rise from the grave and kill you for making a relatively minor substitution

>>9207164
>cooking salmon
>not just having it smoked

retard.

>>9215938
A lot of smoked salmon has sugar added.
It's much nicer to pan sear a fresh fillet anyway.

>>9215938
cold smoked you can't do very safely at home unless you monitor it constantly and have good equipment

hot smoked is cooked

>>9207164
raw, over rice

>>9207164
the thai place near my neighborhood does a god tier salmon dish. its lightly breaded and fried so its crisp, served with fresh basil leaves and vegetables, with a sweet chili sauce on top

>>9216019
>cold smoked you can't do very safely at home unless you monitor it constantly and have good equipment

Wrong. You need to cure it properly which means a salt rub with a small amount of curing salt and refrigeration for 24-48 hours. Then you need a meat chamber connected to an offset firebox. You want to keep the meat chamber under 80F which can be accomplished with a tray of ice even in 100F ambient temperature.

Dry curing sausage is another matter, but don't fear monger cold smoking fish. You probably think you can get botulism from vinegar brined pickles.

>>9207164
Step one: buy good salmon. Wild caught sockeye or chinook salmon ideally.

Step two: either don't cook it at all- raw salmon is amazing- or cook it to medium doneness

>>9207164
Gravlax is the best use of salmon

>>9215717
its just as shit as it ever was

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Salmon sashimi is god tier

Is the smell/taste of salmon strong? I want to try it but I can't eat seafood that has a strong fish smell, like soups and cooked shrimp, the less fish smell the better

>>9215718
sa is (or at least was) rabidly anti-meme, lmao

>>9207164

What the fuck are you memeing about, you barely have to put anything on salmon to make it delicious. Salt, pepper, lemon zest. It is that fucking easy.

>>9217838
Last time I went there, their /g/ had a thread called the breakfast thread where you were supposed to post what you had for breakfast. Every few pages someone would start a discussion, and the mod would ban everyone and go on an autistic rant about not following the rules of the breakfast thread.
Also fyad is still garbage.

Cod is better

>>9216949
fresh fish should never smell strongly

>cooking it
just sashimi it bro