Eat more sardines.

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Make my sardine toast again

>>9207085
>Vargposting
>on /ck/
>when he would eat only red meat raw

>>9207111
ROFL, it was disgusting. Was there a period of history where this guy seemed abducted by aliens?

He did such a complete turnaround in personality, taste over health, and even fashion sense. I think he had a psychotic break, realized he was gay, dumped his family, got a publicist/boyfriend, dropped all his weight like he was ill, and then became more host than producer. He shrugged off his Southern roots, and became NY savvy! I haven't seen him at a Food Festival since.

You can pinpoint the transition when he switched to round tortoiseshell frames. Yes, we suddenly stopped staring at the mole, but it also turned him into a Jeffrey Steingarten wannabe commentator. It was when I stopped Iron Chef viewing. He was so irritating.

>>9207143
Goddamn, you celebrity worshiping/following slug. There's no celebrity I could write 3 paragraphs about, you faggot. How old are you?

>>9207085
I thought this said eat more sadness and my first thought was I can't, I'm already full.

>>9207445
Unironically eat more sardines or herring.
They're both very high in omega-3 which has been shown to significantly reduce depression and even even out bipolar mood swings.

>>9207453
Norwegian here, I eat sardines and fish regularly and I'm still depressed.

>>9207468
Take vitamin d supplements, you live in perpetual darkness.

>>9207473
Funny you should say that, I actually do take vitamin d supplements.

>>9207479
Have you tried just being yourself?

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>>9207504

>>9207085
fuck you oscar

>>9207317
This guy's gonna be real mad when he finds out entire books have been written about specific celebrities.

>>9207453

Same. AND where I live gets way more sunlight than Norway. so vitamin d can kiss my ass. Depressed/anxious/crazy people are going to be depressed/anxious/crazy no matter how many cans of sardines they eat by the pool while sunbathing.

>>9207578
>I'm sad so there's no point in trying to do anything about it
that's you
that's what you sound like

>>9207581

Believe what you want. Just stay away from my sardines.

>>9207085
Had sardines with pasta, olive oli, garlic, lemon and parsley last night. Pretty fucking great.

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As you wish

>>9207085
I already eat more sardines than anyone else my dude

>>9207667
>Had sardines with pasta, olive oli, garlic, lemon and parsley last night. Pretty fucking great.

sounds good. I like the tiny ones (10+ per can) or kipper snacks just heated a bit but not cooked, in pita bread with cream cheese and olive oil with some sliced dill pickles. maybe a bit of hot sauce.

>>9209513
>>9207667
>eating canned sardines in meme salads
Who the fuck let the americans post on the food board

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>>9207085
Im back and this time your gonna eat my white straw berrys

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My grocery stopped selling King Oscar crosspack.

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Crown Prince boneless and skinless in olive oil is the superior choice.

>>9207479
there's different types of vitamin d
also even if you are taking them you may have a genetic defect that causes low absorption

get tested faggot

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>people actually eat canned sardines
Try a canned bullet to the head t b h