It seems weird to say "Newtons."
>>9203326
I call them newfigs
>>9203326
I say "Fig Newtons" not Newtons...I think the short name is really cause they have other flavors now.
>>9203326
Nope, this is the first time I've ever heard anyone refer to them as that.
>>9203326
>Newies
Are you a toddler?
>>9203388
I'm just a bro who likes cookies.
>>9203400
>fig newton
>cookie
I have never had a need to call them anything, I don't consider them food, I don't talk about them, I don't even look at them.
>>9203445
Women have the same view about you
>>9203450
good, that means they won't bite my weiner
>>9203405
What would you call them?
>>9203864
fruit bar
>>9203326
>fig newies
You're British aren't you?