Quick, beyond easy meals

Microwave up a can of tuna in a bowl and add whatever sounds good
Cheese, mayo, frozen or fresh veggies

Surprised how long that keeps me full. If I'm super lazy, I'll eat it cold from the can with hot sauce.
If you want to carb it up, I guess eat it with crackers or pasta.

Greek yogurt + peanut butter

Hard boiled egg + avocado

Microwave a shitload of frozen spinach and add feta

Broccoli + cheese

Found out I really like raw zucchini. Dipping slices of it in hummus is great

Cheese and salami/prosciutto goes a long way for me.

Egg salad is pretty easy to make/ easy for meal prep

Raw cucumber and romaine work as bread substitutes for sandwiches.

>>9199991
>romaine work as bread substitutes for sandwiches
This! Just mustard with ham+cheese is great on a slice of romaine.

Also adding-- banana and a shit ton of peanut butter

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>>9199785
Cock. I try to mix and up and get a healthy variety of cock. Vegan cock is obviously the better way to go and tastes way fresher then carnivores, so where you get your cock matters. Also the age of the cock plays a HUGE role in the salty/savory notes. But just suck as many as you can and figure out what you like best. Practice makes perfect.

>>9200328
You were joking but vegan cum usually tastes less bitter due to them basically forcing themselves to eat healthy. (There are exceptions to this of course).

>>9200338
How do you know I was joking :^)