>hi welcome to Taco Bell what can I get for you?

>>9190142
Cheesey Gordita Crunch + Chicken Quesadilla

>>9190142
One cup of ice water

>>9190142

My typical order is as follows:

>One bean burrito with no onions, extra red sauce
>Steak soft taco
>Cheesy fiesta potatoes
>side of nacho cheese sauce for burrito
>Medium baja blast

Sometimes I add in one of those mini chicken quesadillas if I'm still hungry

>>9190142
67 bean and cheese sandwiches with green sauce and a diet Bang's

3 Mexican pizzas

>>9190142
"May please see your greencard?
and ill take a large baja blast"

>>9190207
Just three Mexicans for me, please.

>>9190214
w-what are you gonna do with them, anon?

"Do you guys have that vegan Power Bowl in yet? No? Okay, give me four bean burritos no cheese, please. Oh, and some guacamole and chips."

Directions to McDonalds

Let me start of with a basket of chips
Then move on to the pollo asado taco
I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream
I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesodilla
For dessert I would like the flares -- I would like extra cinnamon
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos
I like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamole
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas
Ok, that'll be $16.07
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07's your change.

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>>9190224
YOU TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS!

>>9190142
let's cut out the middleman, just give me a plate of diarrhea

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>>9190142
/Thread

>>9190142
A new life

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

>>9190142
How many cups of nacho cheese can I get for a dollar?

3 Chicken Cheesy Gordita Crunches
Steak Quesadilla
2 Soft tacos

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I always just get that $5 "Cravings Deal" because I'm lazy. With a Baja Blast, naturally. Also, I usually end up drizzling the hot cheese sauce over the contents of the taco and the cheesy gordita crunch. Tastes good.

>>9190274
that looks disgusting

what exactly is a meximelt?

i always go for a chicken quesarito and a side of nachos

>>9190142
those dollar potato soft tacos and apple empanadas. literally what im eating for din din right now.

Number 7 meal, chicken, soft taco, smothered burrito, 3 layer buritto, and a Dr pepper.
(Like 10 bucks)

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>>9190142
>what can I get for you?
I want directions to a real mexican food location

>>9190898
Use your smartphone. What are you, some kind of poor spic?

>>9190573
My nigger.

Except I get the burrito with no veggies so I can put it in the fridge at have a snack later. The vegetables make it grossly soggy after an hour or so.

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Can't compete with the Taco Bell AESTHETIC.

>>9190142
directions to the nearest wendy's

I can't even begin to comprehend how bad a fast food taco or burrito must be.
Dear lord, never let them open taco bell in my country, amen.

>>9190142
2 bean burritos, 2 tostadas, extra side of beans, cinnamon twists, and a diet coke
>is pepsi fine instead?
yeah sure whatever

3 soft shell chicken tacos, 2 triple layer nachos, 1 seven layer burrito, 1 beefy Fritos burrito and a Crunchwrap Supreme

>>9190176
>bangs
nigga it's barqs

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>nobody has mentioned the chickstar

>>9190592
It's a small scoop of meat, pico and a light sprinkle of blended cheese in a non-heated soft shell. It's a rip-off. When I worked there I was instructed to be as skimpy as possible with those and the cheese roll-ups.

>>9190142
Get me out of here

i just want crunchwrap sliders back

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chicken flatbreads would be acceptable too

>>9191121
arroyo grande?

steak quesadilla extra sauce and a cheesy gordita crunch. Fire sauce on the side please, and a lot of it I've ran out of packets at home.

>>9191300
It's a joke. The font they use makes it looks like Bang's.

>>9191042
>>9191042
You seem upset
Is your sister on vacation so you haven't got any.

>1 order of fries
>1 order of fries supreme

Fuck you, filthy Amerishits.

>>9191300
>back
I thought it was bays.

>Naked chicken box please.
>"We stopped serving that sir."
>Uhhhhhhhhhhh

BEEF QUESORITO WITH NO SOUR CREAM

STEAK DOUBLEDILLA

I WANT TO GO TO TACO BELL RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU OP

>>9190232
I yove guacamole

>>9190142
a cinnamon twist, please

Lemme get uhhhhhh boneless taco with a 2 liter baja blast

>>9190142
Some taco box because I'm stoned, otherwise I wouldn't be there, I'm hungree as fuck, and am too lazy to play pretend Spanish and say a bunch of goofy shit to get beef, cheese, tortillas, lettuce, sour cream, and tomatoes served to me in 10 different ways.

>>9190142
A hot salty burrito with cold creamy ice cream in the middle NOW!

>>9190213
The soda or the freeze?

$5 BURRITO

"I'll have a queso crunchwrap supreme"
>"We don't serve that anymore, sir"

"How about the chicken chalupa?"
>"The fried chicken chalupa? We stopped serving that last month"

"What's good on the menu?"
>"The Dorito-"
>drive away

Fucking Taco Shack

>Taco Bell
Simple
I turn the car 360 degrees around and drive away

>>9192821
But then you'd be facing forward

>>9190142
Two shredded chicken burritos and an ice water, my dude.

I work late and only get taco bell when I get out and can't be fucked to cook after. I'm also cheap and taco bell lowkey has the best dollar menu out there.

>>9192829
>>9192821
Hello fellow redditors

>>9190142

I'd like to order the doubles

one glassful of bleach please, i hate myself and i want to die

>>9193122

Nice

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>>9190142
I'll have the White Sands Chimichanga, please.

>>9190898
Nobody ever claimed taco Bell was authentic Mexican food you faggot

>>9190142
3 QUARTS OF LIQUID DIARREHEA

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>>9193180
>liquid diarrhea

>>9190142
1 chicken quesarito
2 cheesy potato burritos
3 crunchwraps
And a diet soda or anything like it since I know you guys don't sell coke products

>>9193186
Really makes you think.

>>9190573

This, it is pretty much always the best value on the menu as well.

Also, I do basically the same thing with the cheese sauce, except I add like 5 things of hot sauce to it first.

>>9190232
You dick face motherfucker

Meal Deal D with a chipotle chicken loaded griller.

Beef burrito and a chicken chalupa

>>9190142

Id like to order dubs

>>9194321

I ASKED FOR THE DOUBLES NOT SINGLES


JUST GIVE ME THE TRIPS THEN

Fucking idiots never get my order right

yeah, I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango with bacon please. also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please widdly scuds (?)

>>9194349

Nigga wat

>hanging out with gf (now ex, thank god)
>starving
>go to taco bell for cheap meal
>order is nearly $20 because she orders the most expensive shit on the menu

i was so pissed. like bitch we could have gone to an actual restaurant for a few dollars more

>>9191322
Faggot

>>9190142
>"hi welcome to taco bell, how's it going?"

>>9194440
Is that what you say in response to the employee?

M A D M A N
A
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>>9194349

>>9194349
I love that dude's videos.

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I'd murder someone if it meant I could get just 1 spicy chicken burrito again.

The current shredded chicken is no substitute.

>>9190152
*fills it with baka blast*

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The day they make a ground chicken chipotle burrito with cilantro salsa, jasmine rice, black beans, and fat free sour cream is the day I become a regular customer. For now though, I make my own.

>>9194349
In 2017 this is an oldfag meme

>>9195125
ask for grilled chicken instead

>>9190142
I don't know; what do you recommend?

27 blue raspberry freezes and a soft taco with no lettuce, please

>>9191351
Not that guy but I love arroyo grande and nearby pismo. Very comfy places.

3 potato tacos, 2 tostadas, and a seltzer

Cup of beans and rice on the side too

>>9191215
it's not good, but it's hella cheap and perfectly edible

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w/e the shitty 5$ box of the month is with a pepsi
>tfw I ask for coke everytime and they say we have pepsi

Is the Baja Blast worse now? I got it last week after having not gone to The Bell in a while and it tasted horrible.

>>9191215
It's really addicting.

>>9192815
>non-faggot response to the first reply:
"Okay, I'll have a crunchwrap supreme with nacho cheese."

As I'm sure you're aware, you can add any combination of ingredients to any dish at taco bell.

>>9195762
It really bums me out you cant sub the burrito in the cravings box for something else, even if its cheaper. The one they include always turns into a soggy mess.

>>9190142
3 cheesy gordita crunches is the only correct answer

How about a taco that DOESNT FUCKING FALL APART WHEN I TAKE ONE BITE OUT OF IT

>>9195844
Idk we have the double chalupa box right now

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>>9195888
>Not stuffing the entire thing in your mouth like the fat piece of shit you are

>>9190147

n-nick?

>>9195902
going too fast on a hard taco is a great way to slice your throat choking down some taco shards

I'm literally going to taco bell right now because of this thread

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>>9195923
Here's what I got

Steak Quesoritto

Aids https://youtu.be/ZrAfMDAqzLg

>>9190142
>>9190274
I miss the old logo and the old wrappers. They were so iconic and recognizable, and you knew what you were getting. All the wrappers now are so plain and you can't tell them apart.

>>9190142
steak crunchwrap supreme
steak quesadilla
one of those big burritos

>>9190142
I'll have two number 9s,
a number 9 large,
a number 6 with extra dip,
a number 7,
two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda.

they came up with a taco where the shell is basically fried chicken meat shaped in the form of the shell. May want to try it over the weekend.

http://blog.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/2017/01/taco-bell-will-launch-fried-chicken-shell-tacos-nationally-this-month/

>>9195125
yea like wtf were they thinking.

Cheesey Gordita Crunch, extra sauce
Chicken Quesadilla, extra sauce
Two soft tacos
Two crunchy tacos
Pintos and Cheese, side of guac
Throw in lots of fire sauce and green sauce for big daddy, little laddy
And I'll have a Baja Blast with light ice

>>9196343
Half a year ago you dumb nigger

Naked Chicken Chalupa has come and gone

>No it's not that

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>>9195914
>Implying you don't secretly want that because you're a masochist
>Implying you don't secretly want to bleed to death from taco shell-induced flesh wounds to free yourself from the neverending stresses and agonies of life
>Implying Taco Bell could ever fill the hole in your soul no matter how it's being consumed

I'm poor so I always get 2 crunchy fritos burritos and 2 5 layer burritos. Comes out to about 5 bucks and lasts me two meals. Wish I could buy the more expensive items.

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As a [spoiler]vegetarian[/spoiler], this is a safe Haven for me. Literally anything on the menu can be substituted for beans or rice or both. Though, besides Burger King, this is the only fast food place that caters to people like me, but I'm content either way.

I'd like a steak grilled stuft burrito,
a spicy potato soft taco,
perhaps a chicken chipotle loaded griller,
perhaps a chicken chalupa,
but definitely give me a 4-pack of the cinnabon bites.

lemme get uuuuuuuuhhhhh


uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ONE SEC

yeah ill have uuuhhh

One beefy Fritos burrito, add red sauce. One cheesy bean and rice burrito, and one chicken burrito substitute for the grilled chicken, and add guacamole please.

And for my wife two spicy potato soft tacos fresco style with no sauce, a triple layer nacho with no red sauce, and a large water.

>>9193115
The dollar menu is the fucking champ of all dollar menus

>Yeah, lemme get a bean and cheese burrito and two mini chicken quesadillas

>Okay sir, that'll be $3.18 at the next window

Fukken noice