thoughts on my breakfast?

I should be having it right now, but I'm never hungry the first 3 hours I'm awake.

Dunno need more pics

Bacoln undercooked

>raw bacon with burnt eggs

looks like shit dude, please delete your thread and consider suicide.

>>9188950
Who the fuck cooks bacon like that?

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Just for you, /ck/.

>>9188977
This wasn't necessary

>>9188950
Bacon looks raw

I'd flip the eggs but I don't like sunny side up. Either way they need to cook longer

>>9188950
not uma delicia

>>9189027
Yes it was.

I'm a man, only women want everything perfectly cooked. Look at Joe Rogan's breakfasts as an example where I take my inspiration.

>>9188950
That's more than a day's worth of calories

>>9189097
thats only like 600 calories u midget

Thoughts on turkey bacon, /ck/? I keep seeing it in the supermarket and I'm thinking about giving it a try.

>>9189349
it's actually really good

I cook a pack up and end up munching half it down before I realize it

pan
nice and hot

>>9188950
Heart disease + cancer in your thirties / 10.

>>9189097
getting real sick of dumb fuckers like you

>>9188950
nice brekkie m80

>>9189039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpzahKcNOV4

>>9189281
With the butter/oil it could easily be as much as 800, which is plenty for a day.

>>9190912
Sorry if I hurt your feelings, fatty.

>>9188950
You're supposed to cook the bacon first retard

>>9188960
>>9188974
>>9189034
>>9191101
Don't listen, anon. That bacon looks fucking delicious.
If you're ever in Spain and you think this is undercooked, they may throw the bacon grease in your face.

>>9188960
This

>>9191098
Lel no. Try 500 MAX

I cook bacon in the fat from the previous day's bacon. It's more like deep frying but it prevents raw spots. Then I empty the fat into a jar for tomorrow. Then I wipe down the pan and start the sausage, pressed very thin so it doesn't take forever to cook. I then wipe the pan, again, and use sprayed on rapeseed oil so the eggs don't stick. I love bacon but I hate grease.

>>9191098
What the fuck do you do that you only need 800 calories to sustain yourself? Are you like a matress tester or something?

>>9191346
Software developer. I try to walk/jog a couple miles a day, but generally people just really overestimate how much food is necessary.

>>9191288
>they may throw the bacon grease in your face
That's acid, retard. kebabs can't go near bacon.

>>9188950

Eggs need pepper. Throw in some toast and and you have a reasonably tasty generic breakfast.

>>9188950
I don't know how you fucked up something so simple, but both the eggs and the bacon look like ass.

You bith burnt and undercooked your eggs. The trick is to break the uncooked stuff thats around the yolk if making sunnyside up

>>9188950
The eggs are practically raw, you can see transparent liquid in the egg, it's really gross to eat that shit raw. Other than that they seem ok, Bacon might needs a bit more browning maybe

>>9188950
are you serious OP?? it looks like ass. cook the bacon first. use butter for the eggs. cook the eggs more slowly. use a lid for a more even cook.

>>9188950
fatass
>>9191355
1200 is the minimum. It increases if you are male, athletic, not a skeleton, etc.

>>9191098
who tf adds oil to bacon

>all this cholesterol
>all this sodium
>all this processed meat
don't have a heart attack, OP

>>9192208
I do just fine on 800 and I'm not a skelly

>>9191098
>>9191355
fucking milquetoast

>>9188950
No flaws detected

>>9192992
Post pics of arms/legs

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>>9188960
Is mine?

>>9189039
https://youtu.be/T3hcmgHmZDc

>>9188950
>morning_cancer.jpg

>>9188950
>falling for the advertising jew

>>9193239
not him, but yours is okay bro

>>9191098
>800 calories is plenty for a day

how fucking inactive are you?
I may be biased because I'm a weightlifter, but I can down 4000 calories a day without gaining weight, no problem.

>>9193675
>lift weights
>consume 4K calories
>don't gain muscle mass
Sounds like larping to me

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this is the superior breakfast receptacle

>>9191098
It's no more than 400, only 800 with 4 tablespoons of butter/oil. You would need, if any, one tablespoon of butter for the eggs.

>>9193708
If he's an actual professional weightlifter or athlete then 4k is pretty much maintenance mode

>>9193764
Thanks for your confidence mate, lol

>>9193708
I do, but it's slow, because I am quite tall and very active, gym 4 times a week, plus yoga and MMA on two of the remaining days of the week. 4k is pretty average, when I want to properly bulk up I need 6k realistically.

>>9188953
I'm the same way, why is that?

>>9193675
i can do the splits, no problem

>>9193743
>not knowing words

>>9193743
other than the bean section, that's pretty pointless

>>9193743
>putting the egg in at the same time as all the other things which will obviously need more time to cook
Just look at how they struggled to get any runny yolk to dip in