howdy /ck/, redpill me on tex toast

>>9187165
It's a kind of bread. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>9187187
I'm on a food board discussing food... so, um, nothing is wrong with me. You?

>>9187165
It's the avocado of bread. Don't bake it enough, and it's a shitty soft mess. Bake it a minute too long and it becomes a hard crystalline structure that cuts the roof of your mouth.

It's butter on bread, but toasted. If you're not willing to pay $3 for it, you're a pleb

Just fucking buy it and eat it
It's garlic and butter on bread, how can anyone not like it?

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you know what really surprised me about bread. french toast. i always thought it was just another way to say toast, like from a toaster. and i always thought we were super special snowflakes for frying bread. then i found out that that was what french toast was

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>>9188350
Now step it up. Buy or bake (its ez-mode baking) a couple loaves of (((challah))) bread. When whatever's left starts to go stale, slice it up and make French toast with it. Egg bread, drenched in egg. Don't forget to add confectioner's sugar

>>9188371
i don't like sweets much. i usually eat them with feta cheese. but the rest i might do. we don't have the kike bread here, but we have something similar. i'll try it some day, sounds genius.

>>9187165
www

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Tex toast is best served with the chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes

Now this is a real deal American meal

>>9187165
>redpill me on X
>>>/pol/

>>9187165
It's literally just white bread that sliced thicker than normal. Absolutely nothing to "redpill" you about, dumbfuck.

t. Texan

>>9187204
>he buys frozen "Texas Toast" to bake in the oven and doesn't just get a loaf of thick sliced white bread and grill it with garlic butter