/ck/ humor

>>9185146
>>>/facebook/

>>9185146
I like these threads and was excited when I saw it, but this is trash.

>>9185713
>>>/reddit/

>>9185146
Isn't that an oxymoron?

>>9186087
you're life is an oxymoron

>>9185146
not even slightly funny

>>9186303
Your mum's a foxy mormon

this thread is genius

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>>9187679

banana is funny shape

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>>9187744
I like eating bananas

funny shape foods:
banana(dick)
eggplant(big dick)
broccoli (fractals)

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>>9187752
this is literally me rn

>>9187894
>tfw day before payday
>limes for dinner again

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>>9187907

>>9187894
Is cali that fucking shit?

>>9187894
that looks like plenty of food for a week though? some of the shit in the photo doesn't really go with the other stuff but I can think of several meals that can be made with that stuff

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>>9187894
>7
>FUCKING
>LIMES

>>9187752
What god forsaken language contains the letters "Ljn" in sequence? How the fuck do you pronounce that?

>>9188945
It's pronounced "ljn" you dummy.

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>>9187907
>limes for dinner again

/ck/ has some of the best humour of any of the boars here but it really doesn't come across in threads like this. Only when it arises by itself as replies to other posts.

>>9189009
you mean McChicken and Jack threads

>>9185239
>"sweaty" instead of "sweetie".
Christ that fucking slayed me for some reason.

>>9187894
I bet that one avocado cost 1/3 of her budget. Fucking millenials.

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>>9189019
I'm going to apply for the next janitor position just to get rid of some of those.
Not all of it; people can have their fun, but most.

>>9189023

uma delicia

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>>9188057
>seven fucking limes
>a single cob of corn
>a fucking avocado
>a single tomato
>four different kinds of greens
>whole grain brown rice
It's an out-of-touch vegan's idea of a week's worth of food. Too much unnecessary shit like avocado and garlic instead of things like potatoes which are not only cheap but also filling and versatile. You can also get some sausages and stew beef for cheap as well. You don't have to only eat frozen shit (the reason why a lot of families on welfare are overweight is because frozen shit is cheap and simple), but this is incredibly inefficient if that's going to be the only food for the week.

>>9189019
don't forget /sip/ threads

>>9188057
>>9188019
She got a bunch of unnecessary shit.
>7 Limes
>A head of fresh parsley
>Head of kale
>Avaocado
>Green onion
>Jalapeno
>Fresh garlic

Literally 2/3 of her food is unnecessary garnish and then this fucking poor sympathizer wants you to feel sorry for people on SNAP because she doesn't know how to shop like a reasonable person.

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>>9188945
>ljn

>>9188945
Legend, without the d.

>>9188945
be glad that you don't have words that ends with "stskt"

>>9189099
WHAT THE FUCK.

>>9189151
It's a monkey

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>>9189151
UMA DELICIA

>>9189099
Jesus fucking christ.

>>9189033
we already have janitors. what makes you think you'll be able to clean up the board when literally nobody else has yet? The damage is either already done, or janitors aren't allowed to do anything about it.

>>9189099
This is /int/ humor, not /ck/ humor

>>9189033
Will you still have time for your day job? Real life janitor.

>>9187894
Seven fucking limes

>>9189314
Fun fact, electrode hotdogs were once a thing

>>9187894
Why is this hag relevant again? It's apparent that how smart the actors from fucking FRIENDS actually are. It's not enough that top gear was ruined, with Fatt LeBland, but this fucking storm crow ruins this day for me as well.

>>9189314
>>9189373
I always thought ohm sausages were more a Finnish thing,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHDp-eEQ3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaRR3UTJzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvS6bOKLhFs

and I was surprised when I watched The Exterminator and saw the ohm hotdog (starts at 1:05:00)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtH7Xw22WOk

>>9189469
Friends?
I think you're thinking of Lisa Kudrow.

>>9187894
Daily reminder of that these celebrities live in an entirely different world to us, and despite living amongst us have long forgotten what it means to be a real person with real issues. When ANY hollywood celebrity speaks in a way that connects with you, it is nothing more than an act and deception. Think back to Meryl Streep's speech where she teared up saying celebrities are the most discriminated people in America and received a standing ovation from a crowd of her peers. Just outstanding

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>>9186099
>nigger humor

>>9189099
Sopa de macaco es Uma delicia

>>9189486
Oh shit, you're right.
This is the bitch in Iron Man, then? So an another flavor of the month shitlebrity?

>>9189524
Yeah, it's the chick from Iron Man. She used to be a decent, and hot, actress but she has always been absolutely 100% detached from real life.
I haven't read up on her life history but I assume she grew up rich and sheltered because she has a shitload of embarrassing incidents like this behind her.
Very much in the vein of "let them eat cake".

>>9187894
This is retarded. Depending on the season you can get tons of corn for cheap. Local Kroger is running a deal for 6 ears of corn for 2 bucks.

>>9189099
cannibalism is wrong

>>9187894
This image never gets old. God bless gewnyth and her ultra sheltered stupidity. And then forever immortalizing it on twitter.

>>9185230
Cringe

>>9187946
top kek

>>9187727
Formerly Chuck's

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>>9189009
Seriously. Some of the funniest posts I've read on 4chan have been on /ck/, it just takes a bit of browsing to find em, but when you find em it catches you off guard like oh man

>>9189531
You're right on the money. She's second generation Hollywood royalty. Father was a producer, mom is an (((Emmy))) winning actress. She's never known a life outside the bubble.

>>9189032
She's 44, far too old to be a millenial. If anything, bitch about califags

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>>9189069

I would be thrilled, elated even, for you to tell me what part of that is "garnish"

>>9187894
Am I the only one seeing a weeks worth of good healthy food for less than $30? To me this btfo anyone saying healthy food is expensive.
Better that than blowing your $30 a week on steak and little debbies, which is what poor people actually buy with food stamps

>>9190275
that's a week's worth if you are a 90lb woman

>>9190275
The tweet was supposed to show a family's amount of food, which obviously that's not enough food. However, the image is retarded for many other reason already covered in this thread.

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>>9190295
>Gout Juice

>>9190289
I weigh 180 lbs. Minus the avocado that's my typical grocery haul, I spend usually between 40-50 though so I am jealous of the great deal she got for $29

>>9190307
bullshit that's all you eat

>>9190301
That is a family amount of food. I grew up in a family of 8 on food stamps, that is a lot of food.

>>9190315
No I also get a shift meal at work, usually a Reuben and chips. So about five or six of those a week

>>9190325
well stop being disingenuous then
>that's all these poor people live on
what did you think the point of the criticism was?

>>9189099
Uma delicia

Vid is related https://youtu.be/_Uu_sEnNKcI

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>>9189099
UMA DELICIA

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>>9189314

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>>9190386

>>9190282

I'll have some fried titties with a side of suicide pill please. Actually, double up on the pills. I want to treat myself tonight.

>>9186099
>nigger twitter humour

Anon pls

>>9188945
I know how to pronounced

>>9190427
I really want to beat her guts like they owe me money.

>>9190304
hahahaha

>>9187792
MODS MODS MODS

>>9187894
Lies, I got more than that when i fell on hard times a couple years ago during the worldwide shitstorm. Not on it anymore because I'm not a lazy shit.

>>9187727
Mgs5: the phantom sweet

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/cklassick/

>>9190272
Not the other guy, but probably
>7 Limes
>A head of fresh parsley
>Green onion
>Jalapeno
>Fresh garlic

I'm not a cooking expert, and I'm guessing not everyone is either. So these seem like shit I could eat, but couldn't live on. But I know for a FACT she could have gone to Dollar General, Walmart, or Food4Less and gotten a rotisserie Chicken for $5.99, stripped all the meat from it, properly wrap it in plastic wrap and freeze it, and make it last the whole week.

>>9188945
A palatised L, you fuck

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fresh

>>9189524
She won an academy award in the 90s, m8. She's a has-been, not a flavour of the month

>>9189099
UMA

>>9190325
This sorta breaks your previous comment, I think

>>9187907
Oh fuck anon I just lost it

>>9189099
why are brazilians a bunch of cannibals?

>>9190711
aw fuck thats from my /sci/ humor thread

>>9189308
>>9189308
Janitors can't claim to be janitors.
Reporting your post, if it disappears we'll now you WERE a janitor.

>>9190646
Always cracks me up

>>9190718
>/sci/-/ck/ cross poster
I thought I was the only one

>>9189314
>meatwad its spaghetti time!!!

>>9190732
/sci/
/ck/
/sp/

/tv/ when Im interested in being a pile of shit

>>9190311
>eating desk

>>9185713
At least they are tryin to be funny instead of just pissin vingegar like u

>>9190316
there is no fucking way a family of 8 survived on that much food a week without at least one or two of you dying

>>9190726
Dear Idiot,

That anon was asking if the anon quoted would still have time for their real-life job as a janitor. The joke was that quoted anon is a loser.

Sincerely,
Not a 4chan Janitor Real Life Janitor

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>>9187894

>>9190847
Even if four of them died, I don't think the remaining four could survive on that.

>>9190222
Kek underrated post

>>9189099
reply "uma delicia" to this post or your monkey will die in her soup tonight

>>9189314
i remember that fucking sadsack

>>9189061
>Vegan
>Eggs
Umm, sorry sweetie, but that's wrong ok?

>>9190295
no fucking way..

>>9189314
every fucking time this is posted it kills me

>>9187727
??????

>>9187744
ya lol

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>>9190732
You thought wrong, faggot.

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>>9187894
>a single jalapeño

>>9190629
I still don't get why he'd do something like that. Fucker spent time chopping veggies, making broth, how did his brain not process what he was about to do?

>>9187894
why the fuck would you buy limes and a avocado? that shit is made for at least middle class people and the cash with that could have bought at least some meat

>>9189099
This is how aids started

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>>9187894
>there are 7 limes

>>9191574
>>9191646
>we don't understand what SNAP means

To be fair, neither did that retarded actress who originally posted that stupid pic

>>9189508
>h-h-he said i don't like spicy food ;-;
triggered snowflakes detected

>>9190282
>Bees on wheat
>balls on toast
>clit sammich
I'm laughing way too hard.
>Pot brownies aren't 420
Missed opportunity.

>>9191663
Not American but i know it's food welfare and 7 limes is a perverse waste of money when trying to feed people.
So hows about you take your retarded self out back and shoot and kiss a barrel dummy.

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>>9191677
>I'm laughing way too hard.

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>>9185146

>>9191686
>it's food welfare
Already wrong. "SNAP" stands for "Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program." The word "Supplemental" means that, with SNAP, you are buying things to SUPPLEMENT the core items you should already be able to afford

>>9191713
Not from Africa 2 like i said
>Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program
This is in no way food welfare and the claimant buys the food outright, hence no need for the aforementioned Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, Assistance being of no relevence at all.
Please fuck off as you seem to be dense as shit

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>>9191713

>>9185799
How is that reddit you fucking mong

>>9191713
>The word "Supplemental" means that, with SNAP, you are buying things to SUPPLEMENT the core items you should already be able to afford
because it is SUPPLEMENTING the NEAR ZERO FOOD you can afford after rent and utilities and childcare

you don't seriously think that welfare is divested to people with a $100k yearly income do you? they fucking check your tax statements to make sure they're not giving people free food when they could easily afford it

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>>9190311
>medarge fries

every time

>>9191816
It's supplemental, there are other food programs.

>>9187894
How much do you think she had to have the employees put back while she was checking out since you know damn well she didn't calculate the prices as she went along?

>>9189469
Storm crow descending winter unending

>>9188081
Where in flyover land do you live that that costs more than a buck?

>>9190334
SNAP is meant to supplement the food budget not cover everything.

>>9191686
How much do you think limes cost? The issue here is shit meal planning, not the $1 worth of limes.

>>9191852
i don't know enough about the USA's welfare system but i feel that it's safe to assume that the default benefits per person are low and gated based on criteria that doesn't quite line up with what actual poor people have to do to live

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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>>9189314
>Drinking out of a Gatorade bottle with the top cut off
I've done this before

>>9192216
The jokes about the lime really depend on where she bought them, I believe she was in NY for this, where limes might be a bit cheaper. It's still a stupid bunch of food she bought.

Not sure if this has been posted yet but it gets me every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

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>>9190732
Nope faggot

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>>9191646

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>>9189099
U M A D E L I C I A
M
A

D
E
L
I
C
I
A

>>9191797
>post funny picture and rate them on how funny they are

>>9191396

Call me Ishmael is the first line of the book Moby Dick, you illiterate dog.

>>9192216
>After a bout of bad weather, disease, and cartel violence in Mexico, the United States’ main source for the importation of limes, the price of the fruit skyrocketed to as high as $1.50 per lime.

>>9192356
>Moby Dick
>Dick
>as in Penis
hahahahaha i get it now

>>9192358
>i spent a 3rd of our budget on limes so i'm sorry but it lime's, sweet potato and water cress for dinner tonight

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>>9188945
>american education

>>9192286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X_IAaNPWKU

>>9189099
U M A
M
A

>>9190778
fucking kek

>no one has posted Masaokis yet

Bunch of newfags in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QDuRU9b9Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4

>>9190375
Wait so it was made by/for a yanomami woman? I really don't know the story behind that macaque soup thing.

>>9185230
I don't get it.

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>>9189099
That's pretty spooky

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posting dead horses to kick

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>>9192457

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>>9192461

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>>9192465

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>>9192473
not as /ck/ related but I refuse to post nyquil chicken or dessert ramen.

>>9192202
The point is that that buck could be used to buy another pound or two of rice.

>>9189508
>>9190492
>Triggered over a tweet
HAHA go back to your safe space you snowflakes
>>>/pol/

>>9190295
>safe for five days
>some yuppie is drinking rotten vegetable slush right now

>>9192213
That's not what Gwen thinks numbnuts

>>9189033
HE DOES IT FOR FREE AHHAHAHAHAA

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>>9192803
>Thinking anybody agrees with you
don't you have a cows arse to dine on?

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>>9191646

>>9190964
uma delicia

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Love you /ck/

>>9186099
literal nigger tier humour

>>9189032
nah shes just an out of touch latte-sipping rich liberal

>>9192869
I agree with him you horse's ass

>>9192869
>don't you have a cows arse to dine on?

Nah, I met your mom yesterday.

>>9190295
I'm laughing at this but I paid $12 for a beer at LAX

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>>9191571
>Expecting normal human logic and common sense from people who post on 4cham.
Shiggerydiggerydoozizzle.

>>9193336
Whoever is in charge of Wendy's twitter is fucking hilarious and deserves a raise.

>>9192251
Turducalimari

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>>9192479
FUCK YOU, QUADRUPLE NIGGER
TENDER TIME
also could someone please post dessert ramen? I don't have it.

>>9193351
WAS in charge.
She quit because some autist fucktard couldn't just enjoy a good thing but had to fucking dox her.

>>9193336
i wish the Wendy's twitter posted the smug.jpg

>>9193351
My thoughts exactly, but their tweets are 95% answers to genuine complaints, like "Let us know where you ate". Must be mind-numbingly boring.

>>9193409
God damnit, why do people have to ruin things?

>>9190646
>we tip with a rip!
Every time.

>>9187907
Top fucking kek anon

>>9186099
Forgot to cut the crust

>>9192251
but whyyy

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>>9193405
i got your back

>>9190311
one literally couldn't make this shit up. Wow. I am apalled.

>>9190629
Fuck yeah I forgot to screencap that

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>>9187894
>people who are too lazy to work being forced to eat healthy food
Someone, plz call the UN.

>>9189073
Kek. I miss that bastard.

>>9191713
>>9191763
>>9191816
You goys realize 90% of that goes to drugs right? What happens is price is agreed upon, then the buyer goes in and buys that dollar amount in stuff. Then that and receipt goes to the dealer, who proceeds to return everything. Then it goes to booze usually.

What about that dude that bought fazolis catering for his brothers wedding?

>>9194806
What

>>9190227
That got me.

>>9187894
>tfw you could live on the eggs, beans, and rice alone for at least a month
what's all the superfluous shit for? why waste on limes, avocado, and a pepper when you're supposedly dirt poor and living on food stamps?

Would you not rather buy more sustenance and feed your family for longer? I just do not fucking understand.

>>9190282
>yes, I'll have the mixed fuck with a side of homo fries
And what to drink sir?
>Hmmmmm, I think I'll have an extra-large Heroin & Water, with a lemon wedge of course.

>>9192368
Holy shit, this floored me.

>>9193405
picture for ants

>>9192358

When was this? Limes are 2 for $1.00 where I live which is a fairly expensive area

>>9189033
fuck you there's nothing wrong with jack threads ya cunt

>>9185230
???

>>9185239
>>9186099
back to whatever ifunny, 9fag content aggregate shithole you came from

>>9185248
facebook

>>9190227
fake and gay

>>9190282
you must be 18 to post here faggot

>>9191697
kys

>>9192251
le random turkeh of d00m xDDD


anyone who I haven't mentioned above is acceptable, but not necessarily funny, so don't get too cocky

>>9195541
ur a newfag

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>>9189314
>he still eats it off the burnt fucking plate
and this guy is still around pretty sure

>>9189508
Truth - HIDE nigger posts. REPORT nigger posts.

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>>9190282
>mixed fuck
>racemixing

>>9187894
Let's actually calculate this
2.69 eggs
2 lettuce
1.50 green onions
.89 garlic
2 avocado
.75 corn
2 kale
.60 yam
2.75 tortillas
2.50 limes if even that
.99 cilantro
2 peas
1.50 rice
1.50 beans
.40 jalapeño
Barely $24. I priced it a little on the high side. Produce is cheaper in California regardless of the cost of living

>>9195573
please point out which of those posts is humourous to you?

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>>9193515

>>9190272
Cilantro, lime, and green onion. You're welcome

>>9193188
>Nah, I met your mom yesterday
Implying your sad self left the basement
>thinking 8yo humour is funny

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>>9187907

>>9192251
You'd have to put the tentacles in later in the cooking process or they would be tough af

>>9195663
never post here again and dont you DARE reply to me

>>9190304
Oh gee, my post was screencapped

>>9192358
American prices for fruit and veg. You guys get shafted, a kilo of carrots is £0.69p here.

>>9195782
I still wonder what Gwyneth was gonna cook with all of that

>>9194381
Because the mods are obviously butthurt south americans.

These threads right here.
Its like a blacklight that shows just how massively reddit has jizzed onto us.

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>>9196328
Ehh, there were 4chan screencaps before reddit and there will be after reddit and 4chan are both gone.

That being said, I get where you're coming from.

>>9185239
>Those fingernails

>>9189009
>>9190252

These, best laughs I've had from memory have been /ck/ threads

>It's a beef Wellington a sandwich? Thread
>The Oreo stand-up comedy routine
>And many others

>>9191713
This is wrong. SNAP is the new food stamps. They work for everything that isn't hot or a dietary supplement. It works on red bull and starbucks coffee ffs.

>>9196326
you mean, butthurt brazilians

>>9196476
you mean, butthurt macacos

>>9187894
Lol she got the shit for salsa and a couple other things plus entirely too many limes. She's an idiot.

>>9196326
There's one MOD an here and it's a mexican woman who cleans rooms between posts that's why it's so shit, go to /sp/ and there's a few British MODS and the banter flows and everyone has a laugh.

>>9186099
nigger

>>9190272

oh.

you're a shitgobbling fuckface that shitposts about semantics

cool

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>>9189073

>>9196303
welcome to the big show friend

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>>9194381

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Hey man, look what we got today you know
Hey man, oh baby, get on a tray, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta open this can
This yellow bulged spread
Is deadly to any man

Hey man, my ration's insane
Hey man, so rancid it causes pain
Hey man, well she's a total spam can
She said she had to heat it but she... then she...


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

Hey man, Wardog, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, Dairy Shakes so sublime, no way
Hey man, coffee instant here
There's only smokes for one and here she comes
Here she comes


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice


A botulin City, a botulin City
I'm back on botulin City
botulin City

Ohhh, nice hiss thank you miss!

>>9188081
>2017
>Having scurvy

>>9197498
what the fuck is this

>>9197554
A song about rations.

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>>9197554

>>9190964
uma delicia

Steveposting is great

Somebody post the MRE greentext where the guy eats them with hot sauce for a week and then passes out on his toilet

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>>9197933
Agreed.

>>9196797
*monkey noises*

>>9190732
thats SCICK

>>9195655
what kind of shithole sells eggs for more than a dollar?

>>9195541
Please never post again.

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>>9189009
>best humor of any of the boars

>>9198536
Yeah, I noticed that typo just after I posted it but thought to myself "if /ck/ actually is a board with a sense of decent humour they won't go for an easy joke like that. These people have at least a modicum of brains and class after all."
And for a while that held up. Welcome, buddy.

>>9198571
Well what can one expect from the best of the boars?

>>9194550
You realize that SNAP goes on a charge card and returning items doesn't give you cash, right?

>>9189314
>you don't activate your hotdogs

>>9198667
kek

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>>9193351

Literal weapons grade banter.

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>>9197554

>>9190706
>>9190868

>>9189314
do androids dream of electric dogs?

>>9196451
oreo stand up comedy?

>>9187894
sweet, that pic never fails

>>9195541
>haha i quoted everyone in the thread!

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>>9200420

Dead set funniest thread I've ever read. Found it in archive, pic related

https://warosu.org/ck/thread/7694444

>>9196325
She subsequently posted 3-4 days worth of meals before saying she ran out of food, which were basically pico de gallo, tacos with corn salsa, tabouleh, and breakfast wraps with scrambled eggs. (the guac, tabouleh and pico de gallo was what used up all the limes).

Unlike what the majority of echo chamber alt-tards screaming about how unrealistic this is and how out of touch it is, it was meant to provoke a discussion on how we shame the poor for eating unhealthy and get hypocritically judgemental on what the poor deserve to eat at the same time.

>>9187894
eh the avacado is a bit much but everything else is solid. Besides 7 limes and fucking CILANTRO
obviously she was trying to prove a point

>>9200495
>eating unhealthy
*unhealthily

>>9189009
>>9189019
dinotendies cookalongs

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>>9192251

>>9200529
these octopussy tattoos are so trashy

>>9200557
Try to imagine an old lady with one.
Or worse, a fat American.

>>9200477
thanks pal

>>9197211
I didnt say anything about jews

>>9200402
kek

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>>9189314
Hey guys i actually forgot about that dog. I still have it

>>9198667
the son was choked out after this

>>9200956
Do you live inside an art exhibit?

>>9187907
Kek

>>9200956
Jesus

>>9200956
legend

>>9189508
>>9190492
>>9193095
>>9197092
I'm white and I found this funny. You faggots are so humourless.

>>9190282
what's on the i kill you and how can it be made into a platter

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>>9200956

>>9200956
Never change /ck/

>>9186099
You know this whole meme was literally started by Barbie Dream House?

>>9200477
fuck it's been ages since I've last read that

blast techno

remember when some co/ck/ butchered a dear in his bath, it was stickied with "you've come to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker".

these things will never happen again because 4chin is shit now and reddit is better

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>>9200956

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>>9200956

oh dear

>>9189009
Some REALLY magical things have definitely come from /ck/, there's no doubt about that

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>>9200956
something had to give

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>>9200956

>>9200956
now eat it mate
>>9202222
checked

>>9193409
>ywn be roasted by a qt in charge of a fast food restaurant's twitter
feels bad.

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>>9200956
Bless you Anon.

>>9198728
No seriously from someone who has a brother that is a heroin head. They will buy like $40-$60 worth of food for themselves and their kids and then they will basically use the rest to buy groceries for their dealer. It is a barter system and is why a lot of dealers will be food rich without a huge pile of spending money. AKA having a freezer full of Lobster and Steak, which is rich for them since most are from low income areas, yet having no real savings.

Admittedly, /ck/ gives me more consistent hearty chuckles than any other board.

>>9195541
Don't reply to me or my thread again.

>>9193336
>comparing a fast food chain to a defining point in human history