Food Cringe Thread

>No ketchup for me, m'lady, thanks I'm a euphoric adult with a refined pallet

See you on the last page, m'lady

>>9184672
found the triggered fedoravirgin with "mature" taste

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>>9184659
>You know what I really want to eat?
>A single fucking twig on a faux office plant and that's it

>>9184676
No, I think you've got me confused with someone else

>>9184682
>doesn't contribute
>doesn't even get dubs
Seems like you.

>>9184684
>>/b/

This is not a "dubs" thread nor is your comment relevant

>>9184688
dubs confirms its not a dubs thread and nor was my comment relevant

>>9184655

Rare steak is normie tho. Burnt with ketchup is the fedora turbo autistism

>>9184709
fedoralords are obsessed with not looking childish and rare steak is the "adult" way to eat so they eat it rare.

>>9184721

So are we making a distinction between fedoras and autismos?

>>9184659
I seen this on that documentary show Kitchen Table on Netflix. I know it looks retarded from this webm but the restaurant is really neat. Check the show out.

>>9184749
>www.4chan.org
>distinguishing anything from autism

Never happened. Everything is autism. Everything.

>>9184659
what was the point of the yellow ball with garnish?

>>9184677
>what is a tasting menu??? It's not on the McDonalds menu

>>9184860
I wonder if you are as excited to get off Earth a la Elysium (2013) as I am you pretentious fucking bleeding heart liberal niggerlover ;)

>>9184770
wait what? I thought that webm was a parody of food garnish shit

it's real?

>>9184655
>that guy that "de-greases" his pizzas with paper towels

>>9186218
don't talk shit about my boy Ulillillia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>>9186366
This makes me want to kill myself

>>9186218
i-i do this but i don't make an autistic thing about it i just don't like how messy it is

>>9186366
FUCK THAT GUY

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>I enjoy eating food and am not a bitter, cynical husk of a man who projects his own insecurities by needlessly judging the food choices of strangers in a vain attempt to assert superiority on a Siberian Bear Pelt-Weaving Forum

I don't even know who's trolling who in this thread