What is my salad missing?

Is this fresh broccoli?
People eat fresh broccoli?

>>9183698
cucumbers, carrots, peppers croutons, sunflower seeds and bacon bits.

>>9183705
Green vegetables always taste better raw

peppers, onions, and protein

>>9183705
It's great with ranch, I might cut it up a bit more than is pictured...for a salad...tho

A small amount of fresh grated parmesano Reggieano

Gettin hungry now

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>>9183710
C'mon I'll eat broccoli raw out of convenience but it doesn't even compare to roasted broccoli.

>>9183705
Extended family rented large double cabin and
Wisconsin uncle's Wisconsin wife got bored and boiled all our broccoli without asking anyone because she wasn't aware it's eaten any other way.

>>9183846
I hope your uncle divorced her after that

Semen.

>>9183698
Some colour but would definitely eat. And if the broccoli is raw I would ask for some extra dressing

>>9183846
>wisconsin

goddamnit i hate how true the flyover meme is.

>>9183698
joy
flavor
creativity

>>9183698
A bullet

>>9183698
>What is my salad missing?

Color. Add some color to it. It looks too Christmasy and Christmas is dull. Sure it tasted great, though.

>>9183698
I think your vegetables are too low quality.

They don't look like they're wilting, but the sizes and colors are off, and they look like they came pre-washed (bleach bathed).

Dignity

>>9183710
I'll wager you taste better raw ^.^

>>9183698
Avocado

>>9183698
mayonnaise

>>9183722
Some vegans I used to live with put me on to dipping broccoli in avacado with a tiny bit of italian vin dropped in.

Good shit.

Never went back to ranch. Give it a shot

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>>9183705
Is works like a wad of brillo pad for scouring your tail pipe.

Pro tip... Nutrition of raw broccoli is nil.

>>9183698
the huge rock cross

spices and seeds

>>9187266
Was a good salad but it looks like hell

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>>9185181

>>9187275
Why would you do this.

>>9183698
The honest answer is color. Besides the tomatoes it looks boring and bland. Throw in some orange or yellow bell pepper, corn, basically anything of a primary color that salad worthy.