start using cayenne

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>>9181939
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9182180
What the fuck was he even trying to do

>>9181939
Chef john is the king of YouTube cooking. He explains everything well and even makes subtle dirty jokes which I find hilarious considering his singsong voice.

>>9182221
Make clickbait videos in order to make money.

>>9182221

Get views for his channel and therefor money

>>9181939
*jams cayenne into pisshole*

the ooooolllllllllllllllll' tapatapa

>John (((Mitzewich)))

shoo shoo cayenne merchant

>>9181939
Try mixing it with chili powder and paprika.

>>9182180
This guy lives 20 minutes away from me.

>>9183277
xDDD

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start using nutmeg

>>9183286
You have an obligation to supply information.

>>9183442

your picture isn't zoomed in enough, which makes me think that it's not actually a big deal if I keep "forgetting" to use nutmeg in my recipes, John. perhaps you should try getting a bit closer and seeing if that makes me reconsider

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>>9183560
START USING NUTMEG

>>9183689
Closer

>>9183689
Poor John Townsend.

All he wanted to do was shill his catalog and now he releases a video once a month explaining what a burden it is to be responsible for people's education of the American Revolution and how he tries to hit every single demographic at the same time.

After the whole Orange Fool debacle, I'm wondering if he'll quit in the next year or so.

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>>9183442
>>9183689

Wait a fucking minute. I just checked out his catalog. This was in the gifts section.

>>9183442
I already was, but this post makes me want to stop.

>>9183721
I hope he does. I blocked all his videos as soon as he started whinging for several minutes about youtube comments. They're youtube comments. Mostly subhumans not worth a thought.

>>9183740
YouTube comments are a big part of his schtick since he reads and responds to them once a week or so.

The problem is, he doesn't realize that Youtube comments are full of trolls. Every week he responds to at least one troll question. It really makes me question him as a person, especially since he has socially awkward tendencies when speaking to guests.

>>9183749
What else do you expect from a revolutiaboo?

>>9183286

You could make him not live 20 minutes away from you.

>>9183749
>The problem is, he doesn't realize that Youtube comments are full of trolls. Every week he responds to at least one troll question.

He has been doing this shit for nearly 10 years. A good chunk of that full time. You really think he doesn't know exactly what to do to generate the most money?

>>9183767

http://tips.fbi.gov/

>>9183773

How would they help you move away?

>>9183769
>You really think he doesn't know exactly what to do to generate the most money?

Since he's been having a monthly crisis about the future of the channel, yes. That is exactly what I think.

>>9183749
>It really makes me question him as a person, especially since he has socially awkward tendencies when speaking to guests.
I always wondered if he was on the spectrum. No offense to him, I really enjoy his videos and respect what he's doing, but he's just got that look about him.

>>9181939
Was I not supposed to? It's a quick and easy way to add spice to a dish.

I see no reason why 'salt and pepper' shouldn't be 'salt and pepper and cayenne'

What makes the peppercorn the universal spice? There's hardly anything that tastes bad with cayenne.

DO NOT BULLY TOWNSEND