rate my meal

uma delicia

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>people waste literal tons of food just so they can make le ebin meem pictures for the internet

>>9179475
That looks enjoyably edible, though.

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>>9179438

Looks like it hopped around and would jump on my face (half life game)

>>9179483
>URRRRGH I LOVE FUCKING YOU UP THE BUTT

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>>9179488

>>9179483
Not gonna lie, that is hot as fuck.
>>9179438
Cthuluhu/10

>>9179689
>being attracted to tattooed women

cuck

>>9179689
Would it interest you if I told you she does porn?

>>9179707
pls no, I've managed to stay clean for a while now

>>9179438
Is this how they cook octopus in Turkey?

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>>9179719
Fucking nice

>>9179707
It'd interest me

>>9179708
>stay clean
t. Wizard

>>9179757
Daizha Morgann

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>>9179770
>>9179483
It's small but it's there (clothing)

>>9179438
>Turkey octopus isn't tentacle raping a Japanese school girl

4/10.

>>9179438
>turwhatthefukken

>>9179764
>hit 30 this year
>no powers yet

How fucking hard can it be to cast Prestidigitation anyways

>>9179482
no one is bother by her netted sac.

>>9179438
That octopus is gonna be tough as fuck and the chicken looks like bland shit
Neat idea, though, I wonder how seafood goes with chicken

>>9179814
Welp, her porn had more of an intention to shock instead of being sensual. Disappointing.

I think it is gross and I don't like it.

>results of when you're turkey comes back from a semester in japan

>>9179707
I need a name

>>9179438
Eldritch/10

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>9179974
Thinking 30 is the starting point is inaccurate.

It's 30 years from the last time you jacked off.

>>9179438
>Coqthulu au vin

>>9181320
Beat me to it. Darn.

I say no to eating most cephalopods. seems wrong, they're all too smart and personable. it's like eating dog or elephant. it's a nope for me.

>>9179438
Hentai Chicken?

>>9179697
>woman

>>9183177
Cephalopods know not of companionship. They are not very social.

>>9179438
Reminds me of that Nerdy Nummies thing that's always trending on Youtube. Except it would actually be entertaining to see Rachel Ray make this abomination.

>>9179707
wow, a girl with tattoos who does porn? That's so rare.

>>9183475
Octopus aren't, squids and cuttlefish are.

>>9179719
kek

>>9179511
>>9179689
>I don't know where an octopus's BEAK is
5$ says she can prolapse her anus to look like a sand worm and RIP AND TEAR you dick off while also sucking your balls into a black hole of literal shit