Alright fuck heads, rate my food. Steak.

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Calamari linguine.

Obnoxious presentation, slightly overcooked.

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Sandwich.

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>>9178614

retarded shit.

>>9178617

retarded shit.

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Kungpao chicken

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burger

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hot dogs

>>9178614
your thumb looks delicious

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japchae

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grilled cheese.

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swordfish

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instant noodles

>>9178644
Awful ingredient ratios 0/10

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steak

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nachos

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>>9178614
>he plates his own food

>>9178650
>a whole raw bell pepper
>half a pound of raw, gooey Italian parsley
>with a grilled cheese

Heh.

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steak and cheese.

>>9178614
odd pairing, shit looks asparagus

>>9178617
awful plating, looks like more oil than flavour

>>9178625
low tier bun, assembled to fall. you cant exactly screw up a burger

>>9178630
the rice and onion dont look cooked properly

>>9178635
>>9178640
>>9178650
at this point im not sure about the seriousness of the thread, or if any of the images are even yours

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pizza

>>9178614
Asparagus looks a bit overcooked but otherwise yum

>>9178650
Lmao

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burger

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art dish

>>9178685

How can you tell the rice is cooked wrong?

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pasta dinner

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fish conglomerate

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green man

>>9178705
it has no sheen, which chinese rices always have to a low degree. probably overcooked

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Salmon

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raw finger

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breakfast

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taco

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instant noodle w/ lamb

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snowman 2 ways

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mac n cheese

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Chicken Dinner.

>>9178669

>sous vide

And that was the end of OP.

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I didn't make this one, but got some viet delivery.

>>9178767
It's not sous vide, I cook my steaks in a little 6 by 4 inch pot w/ the lid on; essentially has the same effect as a sous vide while searing at the same time.

>>9178773
thats a lot of food

>>9178614
steak looks like it melts like butter. The rest looks meh.

>>9178678
do those "nachos" have any cheese at all?

>>9178799
yes, you can see it in the top right nacho; it's just under the rest of the stuff.

>>9178625
How did you fry those?

>>9178804
They are baked

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>>9178614

>>9178809
>watching star trek in 2018

>>9178764
>huge chunks of dried thyme

>>9178756
>paper plate

>>9178733
You're a plank

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>>9178678

>>9178738
mmmmmm

>>9178710
Why the fuck would u eat bread with pasta?

>>9178836
If you think that's thyme you need to leave /ck/

>>9178862
>he doesn't eat garlic bread with pasta

>>9178614
What is this? Food for ants?

you are literally fucking incapable of making decent food, op.

>>9178704
12/10

>>9178945
thanks

I think most of it looks good OP, don't listen to the haters. But for the love god please stop using paper plates.

>>9178883
>dried rosemary
Forgive me

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>>9178614
Oh hey I'm about to reverse sear a steak myself.

>>9178650
makes me wonder if the whole thread is bait

>>9178764
whole rosemary leaves are actually ok, but only if you cook them along with the meat, you should try to get them to stick on it

>>9178733
Salmon should be at least a little bit seared, pasta is completely unseasoned again, put at least some raw oil on it so that it doesn't get sticky wtf

>>9178687
Cooking point seems actually pretty good, thickness too; if that green stuff is basil then great pizza

>>9178617
The zucchini variety is questionable, but the top tier pasta type redeems it

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>>9179087
Sizzle sizzle

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>>9179129
Steak n taters... mmmmm...mmmm....

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>>9179153
Ain't nothin like it.

>>9179173
Looks good M8 but could use some greens

>>9179153
>>9179173
Steak looks great, potato looks awful

contrarian bait: the thread

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Close up of the goods

>>9178614
Everything looks good, nice work OP

>>9178614
That's no steak. If you want a real MAN MEAL you better get a BIG FUCKING STEAK. A REAL BIG FUCKING STEAK. ON THE BONE, RARE. STILL MOOIN. MOO MOO

>>9180064
Found the vegan

>>9178654
This one looks bretty gud. Fish might not be cooked perfectly but the dish itself is nice.

>>9178669
No>>9178678
Do it

>>9178738
>IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>9178710
Looking at this literally gave me a sharp headache. Right aude of my head, just behind my ear.

>>9178640

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rate this fried egg, bacon & mayo sandwich

>>9180962
>raw toast

>>9178614
sauce looks disgusting, pretentious presentation, why'd you cut my steak for me. 4/10

>>9178617
veggies and calamari both look under done. 2/10

>>9178625
bread doesn't look toasted, chips portion is too small, why is the meat in such tiny pieces? 5.5/10

>>9178630
not a fan of celery in chink food, and would rather the rice be on the side, otherwise looks good. 8/10

>>9178635
bun not toasted, idk if that's ketchup or tomatoes on top of the burg, but it looks about to fall off. big burg though, 6/10

>>9178640
buns not toasted, uneven topping distribution will leave some bites of just dog+bun. 5/10

>>9178644
unfamiliar with the dish but the noodles aren't well mixed with the veges and beefs.

>>9178650
american cheese and white bread, didn't even arrange the breads the right way with respect to eachother. good amount of toastiness though 3/10

>>9178654
not a fan of lima beans, the salad under the swordfish looks a bit too drippy. 7.5/10

>>9178661
mushrooms not sliced, no oil added to the broth, 4.5/10

>>9178669
looks real good, it seems like you cut it only for the picture. needs more mushrooms. 8.5/10

>>9178681
don't see any onions peppers or mushrooms, bun doesn't look toasted, should be served with the opening pointing up to keep the fillings in. 6/10

>>9178687
dough looks over done and dry, can't tell what the toppings are, one quarter is not properly cheesed. 5/10

>>9178697
shit lighting, bun doesn't look toasted, 6.5/10

>>9178710
needs more broccoli or none at all, 8.5/10

>>9178717
looks pretty gross, can't tell what's going on there, maybe 3.5/10

>>9178733
uneven seasoning on the salmon, orange stuff under the mushrooms looks unappetizing, small portion of asparagus, 5/10

>>9178739
not a fan of quinoa, too small a serving of avocado, not sure if that's an omelet or pancake under the mushrooms and tomatoes but it looks odd. mushrooms look like they're undercooked as well. 3.5/10

to be continued

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>>9178745
looks like uneven avocado and tomato distribution, could've just mashed em together. meat and cheese look good, and i think that's some dried pepper or something. store bought crunchy taco shells though 6.5/10

>>9178748
mushrooms still not sliced and look too raw, onions also look raw, no oil, lamb looks impossible to eat without getting hands dirty. 3/10

>>9178751
looks good, 8/10

>>9178756
velveeta/10, would smash though, looks like it could use more pepper. 6/10

>>9178764
looks quite good aside from the rosemary leaves on top of chicken. you ever try to chew one of those? it takes forever. 8/10

>>9179173
steak and tato look good, shit beer though, 6/10

>>9180962
bread not toasted, too much mayo, don't see any bacon in there. 2/10

>>9180990
That's called bread

you have a very nice looking bunch of food. change camera settings, lighting and don't use flash.
good job. post more.

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>>9178836
>thyme

>>9178710
Literally thought that bread was veal. Fuck you.

>>9178745
That taco is trash dawg

I bet it is seasoned with a premixed el paso taco seasoning that tastes like salt and cumin.

Whiteboy/10

>>9179129
That shit looks like fire

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>>9182896
>tfw mexican

>tfw love white people tacos with that shitty taco seasoning, shredded chedder cheese onions and salsa

>tfw also love real carnitas and other dank as mexican bean machine food that my grandmother makes

i even like taco bell

FUCK YALL NIGGAS ETC

>>9178687
this dude eats pizza with chopsticks
what is wrong with you my dude

>>9178614
Finger/10

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y'all motherfuckers slippin'

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0/10

>>9178635
this disposable plate pattern is the mark of a long time shitposter
>>9178669
this has been posted again and again

>>9182906
I gazed upon this post and I knew that you were my nigger

>>9184128
what have you done to that poor steak

>>9178614
looks wonderful op

>>9184256
meat was three days old. i don't usually do medium but for safety i had to get it on, man. 4-5 min on each side on the cast iron, place on foil and stoneware, finish in the oven with half a stick of butter.

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everybody laugh at the fancy small portion nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwBebtcx-Y0

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>>9184354
hope you had some malt vinegar for those fries nigga

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sry, looks great carry on.

>>9178614
you know how to cook, but you are not as good as you probably think you are.
plating aside, your food looks good but not great

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i made some chicken. turned out ok, id do it again. id make something besides plain rice as a side next time

>>9178809
HAHA
I get it. STAR WARS.
God I'm such a nerd ahahahah