post tfw first hiss of the day

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Cool.

>>9178020
How desperate can you be to try to make yourself a meme on the fucing cooking board of 4chan

>>9178020
I love his positive attiude
>oh it's spoiled?
>no big deal

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>>9178056

What's hiss?

Decadent

>>9178104
if you don't know you don't deserve to...
unless of course you figure out on your own what the hiss is, then you deserve to

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SAVORY UNDERTONES

decadent hiss

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>tfw unexpected, 50 year old hiss

Did this dude serve in the army or something?

I bet the PTSD got to him so much that he turned into a perma-chill dude getting that sweet youtube money and cracking open cans of 50 year old meat.

>Nice.

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>>9178426
He said he never served, his dad just bought him an MRE when he was a kid and he fell I love with them.

>steve's dad started off his passion for rations
>in his first MREinfo post he mentions his mom sells stuff on eBay for extra money to keep a roof over their heads, possibly implying his dad is no longer around
>mfw steve keeps his father's memory alive through 70-year old military food

>>9178457
deepest lore

>>9178457
Steve is the bro-est of bros. I bet he's one of those dudes that lends you a video game, and is totally chill about when you return it, if he remembers.

>>9178418
little hiss
oh yeah that smell rancid
let me get a taste
oh yeah that's rancid
oh no
*shaking intensifies*

>watching some derp eat rations

Is this really what passes for YouTube content these days?

>>9178056
he's such a faggot too
I once politely said one of his review wasn't very good (which they aren't, he doesn't actually describe anything, he just makes faces and says whether he likes it or not) and he threw a bitch fit over it

>>9178584
which video?

>>9178584
What? He routinely describes with detail.

>>9178568
>derp
is this really what passes for Reddit content these days?

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Nice BRAAAAAAAAAP! Smells quite pungent indeed, is that eggs I smell?

>>9178568
What sets Steve1989 apart from other reviewers, especially those who started after they saw how much people enjoyed his videos, is his ability to perfectly describe the experience of the rations he eats, and his genuine interest in the history and techniques behind each ration. He's like the James May of food.

>>9179524
Also, he's a sincere hobbyist who does this because he wanted to share some hard to find stuff with his friends on MREinfo instead of making clickbait.

>>9178568
There's a bit of science and history involved which is nice. It's interesting getting a look back into how things were through their food and supplies. Plus there's a little excitement from seeing how the stuff has held up after so many years.

With most food related videos/shows today being bad because they're just competitions or entertainment for people who don't actually cook, it's nice to have something like this.

Is it good to have hiss or not? I can never tell

>>9179565
A hiss from air rushing in means it was still properly sealed. A hiss from air rushing out means bacteria has been growing and farting inside the can.

>>9179565
No hiss is bad, it means the can has been breached and is no longer under pressure.

>>9179565
It depends on the hiss. A hiss means either that the vacuum seal was intact (inward hiss), or that something has gone bad and generated gas (outward hiss). No hiss could mean that there isn't that much empty space to be filled by the vacuum being broken, or that the seal degraded and air has gotten in.

>>9178056
How paranoid can you be that you assume everything is shilling and that the severely autistic don't post about shit they're obsessed with FOR FREE

>>9178584
>things that never happened

>>9178584
I dont think youve ever watched his videos. He shows a minute long segment with his face at most and the rest of the half hour is him describing the food in detail. When does he ever make faces to the camera?

>>9178584
guess who's making up shitty rumors

>>9178584
Burden of proof is on you.

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>Stevebros handle shitposting like Steve himself handles a rancid ration
Nice

>>9178033
Could somebody post the one where instead of Explicit Content it says Nice Hiss?

>>9178610
>>9178698
>>9179803
>>9179828
>>9180027
>>9180300
t. steve

>>9181608
I like the idea that Steve is reading our posts

>>9181706
On the internet, nobody knows that you're Steve1989

>>9179828
To play devil's advocate, he sometimes includes footage of him smoking the cigarettes or eating certain parts of the ration.

>>9181706
>I like the idea that Steve is reading our posts
Man, I love Steve.
I thank whoever first posted his sweetly positive videos...I have no interest in anything military and yet I was hooked for hours over the next couple of days. Survival kits from life boats, foreign foods for breakfast choices, etiquette items like hot towels and energy drink flavors...it was all as fascinating to me as foreign airline choices, for first class of course. I am a Pan Am brat, who got to travel much as a child and experienced that heyday of spoilage where they used to spend $200 cost/passenger in first class on choices transatlantic. Anyway, I love this Steve, who is so humble. Someone patreon this guy for his sweet efforts.

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>>9178083

>>9181753
Oh man, what's that in his "mom pls dont read" folder? DUDE, IT'S SO GNARLY.

>>9181608
>not liking steve

t. joeysworldtour

You can tell just from his face this is the kinda guy who will never get laid.

>>9183079
You can tell by his face he's the kind of guy who doesn't care.

>takes a bite out of a 50 year old cracker
>wow that's still totally fine
>no, wait.. Yeah okay that's rancid
>takes another bite
>aw jeez yeah that's awful

>>9183079
He has a girlfriend, permavirgin. Sorry.

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>>9178584
Pretty good bait

Which video does the "botulism city" meme come from?

>>9183276
I bet he bottoms on the side.

How can you not like the guy?

Honestly

>>9179600
tfw botulism braps

Would you watch porn of Steve reviewing/testing women?

>Nice ass
>It's got a nice, mild fish smell to it
>Alright, now let's get this girl out onto a bed.
>Nice!

>>9184309
>Sweet pussy
>Nice hiss!

>It'll probably be fine, unless there's nuts in there
>Oh yeah, there's nuts in there
>Let me just take a little bite

>>9179524
>He's like the James May of food

So much comfy

>>9179565
If the can looks normal, and there's a hiss, that's good: the seal has held and the contents are probably okay.

If the can looks normal, but there is no hiss, that's bad: the seal has probably gone and the contents may be bad.

If the can is bulging, and there is a hiss, that's really bad: it means the contents are bad and bacteria have been at work.

>>9184530
>hmm, thats rancid
>takes another bite
>yeah, nuts have gone bad. Its common for mre of this time.
>takes a third bite
>yep, totally inedible
>these must have been great boost for morale in the field

>>9184309
>Nice queef!
>Decadent ass
>This pussy definitely has a bit of rancidity

>>9184309
>"Let's help ourselves to a mouthful of that ass"
>"Decadent"

I bet Steve is a compassionate lover
>lets get this out on a lay
>nice, okay let me open up the labia here
>nice hiss, still fresh after all these years

>>9187060
do not sexualize the steve !

>>9187092
How can we not?
That anon thinks of him as compassionate lover and i cant disagree.
Sadly i don't pickup anything on gaydar but he is the kind of guy i would choose

I will fight anyone who talks shit about Steve.

He is pure.

>>9186491
>Steve will never sniff your decadent queef
why even live

Steve is kino.
Did he get sick in that long break between May and July? He seemed extra cautious in his first videos after that

>>9181737
Hes got a patreon

>>9184309

>let's see what kind of cigarettes we're working with here
>three year old menthols
>ugh
>oh, you know what I don't even think I'll be dry pulling one of those
>*smokes two*

he keeps talking about restoring packaging for his own display. Does he have a museum or something?

Does anybody know anything about this guy? whats his day job?

>>9189177
He's a landscaper

>>9189177
he hikes and camps a lot

>>9181753
>thanks steve I cum on cat nice hiss at penis

>>9178087
>ywn smoke 50 yr old pall malls and drink coffee, instant, type 1

>>9179565
Vacuum hiss is good
Other hisses bad

>ugh no not going to eat this
>takes a bite

>>9189338
>"I don't know why I just did that"
>takes another bite

>>9181753

>oh cool, another anon wastes time at work on 4chan and sonichu.net, type 3
>okay!

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>>9189451
Just a hint of salty.

>>9183079
he's handsome as fuck dude

>>9183625
It's one of his older ones, a 'nam ration from 2015 I believe.

>>9178568
yes, don't you have cable to watch?

>>9181753
>anon just opened a blacked tab and a /pol/ tab on his internet browser
>that's the way to do it

>>9178426
No it's just a hobby for him.

>>9184309
>Casting couch but steve is the guy fucking the girls.

FUND IT

>>9189177
He has a bunch of stuff on display on that shelf to his left when he's doing a shot smoking.