It's beer and burrito night

The color of the glass makes the burrito look half rotten

>>9174751
I'd love to smell/taste your shits tomorrow

>>9174751
>ice
Oh goodness gracious

>>9174751
>putting ice in beer
Please no

>>9174769
>>9174766
>People haven't heard of the Gato

1 Corona/Tecate/Mexishit beer
1 oversized mug
1 lime wedge
A shitton of ice

Makes hot days a fucking breeze

Pretty shitty looking burrito anon.

What's in it?

>that wrap
>ice
Jesus christ.

>>9174788

Pulled pork, pintos, rice, homemade pico, shredded monterey jack

>>9174778
>>9174778
I'm literally just curious, not trying to have a go, why not just buy good beer and drink it chilled? Why bother with Mexican crap which requires lime and ice to be refreshing?

>>9174798

Oh and I HAD to use ice, I had no choice, I didn't want to wait for the beer to chill in the fridge

>>9174809
Put it in the freezer?

>>9174798
>rice in a burrito

No, stop and get out.

learn to wrap ffs
>>9174821
fuck off you socal faggot

>>9174809
>wrap beer in wet paper towel
>put in freezer for about 5 minutes
>beer is almost frozen
Git gud

>ice in the beer
>rice in the burrito

this is a complete fiasco

>>9174831
I might have to try this next time the store only has warm beer.

Corn or wheat tortillas?

>>9174751
>not calling it "beerrito night"

0/10

What kind of tortilla did you use?

>>9174880
that would imply that beer was in the burrito

>>9174778

Getting ready to /thread for everyone

People who put ice in their beers or *shudder* frost their glasses are almost 100% of the time drinking a beer where their mouth needs to be numb to bypass the taste of malted dog asshole

>>9174882
>implying

>>9174831
I been drunken for fifteen years and holy shit that's a darn good idea

>>9174831
>drink warm beer anyways while you wait
>forget about freezer beer
>beer slush bukakke all over freezer

>>9175292
>warm beer
I'd rather drink warm liquor
at least I'd get drunk off of the painful experience

>>9174809
It really doesn't take that long to get cold even without the paper towel in the freezer lifehack™. Just drink one warm one, one slightly cold one and by the third of fourth they'll be cooled off

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I'm with ya. Still haven't figured out the perf burrito method

>>9175601
Please be my gay husband.

>>9175611
what are you? a fucking faggot?

>>9175611
Have to ask my waifu

>>9175158
this
the real reason coors is "cold as the rockies"

I'll take a slightly chilled or even room temp beer if it's quality.

>>9174751
Its a beer and burrito morning

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>>9175601
I love this guy. Have a kumquat.

>>9175301
whatever you say jethro, maybe try a decent beer sometime

Hell yeah I'm on that taco bell and rum life tonight

I live a beer and burrito life

>>9174751
It's a microwave chimichanga and grain alcohol eternity

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I do beer and burritos every thursday. Carnitas burrito and Black Butte Porter is a combination fit for my humble but godly consumption
>>9175676
Coors Banquet is fucking great I will not hear you talk shit. The only thing holding it back from god-tier is the shitty water they use.

>>9175860
>The only thing holding it back from god-tier is the shitty water they use.

Oh gee, you mean the thing that makes up like 80% of the beer?

>>9175158
hahahah
malted dog asshole.

>>9174751
>Two shit tier hot sauces
>Ice in beer

Let me guess you are eating a carne' asada burrito like a normie, huh?

>>9175601
You're on your way to colon cancer, your dick will stop getting hard long before that though.

>>9175860
I'm convinced that's a dude.

>>9175860
>humble but godly consumption
>Ivanka Trump photo

7/10 nice shitpost

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>>9175860

>the only thing keeping Coors Banquet from being a better beer is the water quality and not the fact that it is 50% rice

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>>9176402

>I think Ivanka Trump is a man
>Michelle Obama was a woman's woman and totally didn't have the structural build of a professional cage fighter

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>>9174778
>not a michelada

So close

>>9177110
you sure showed that strawman who was boss

>>9174769
Ice is great in beer you dumb faggot nigger

>>9174751
is that burrito from cheepoltlay?

>>9174778
why is it called Gato?

>>9174751
burrito looks like an old blanked crumpled up

>>9177110
Mirin desu

>>9174751
More like BEERITO night my brochacho! Am I right?