I want to go there!
>>9172839
Never been there and don't know the menu, but I'm assuming they serve overpriced burgers as well as stereotypical "Caribbean fare". The chicken they make is always overcooked and dry. They probably also have a burger called the "Cheeseburger in Paradise" that's served with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, a pickle and fries.
the dumbass should have made it a buffet
>>9172839
country music blows
>>9172839
no, its overpriced and the food is mediocre at best.
>>9172869
>Ketchup
It is Heinz 57 desu.
>>9172839
The original in Key West was OK, but they might have redone it in recent years. I really enjoyed the one at City Walk Universal in Orlando. It has a beer volcano.
>>9172839
Jimmy Buffet is a fucking hack
>>9173075
>no, its overpriced and the food is mediocre at best.
seconded
>>9172839
if you want to have a fun time, try listening to the song Margaritaville and instead of imagining that he's drinking away the pain in a tropical paradise, imagine that he's drinking it away in a Margaritaville restaurant.
>Mediocre one note musician gets famous 40 years ago by appealing to average people with soul-crushing dreams of vacationing
>Becomes even more rich by licensing his one-hit wonder to an even more mediocre restaurant chain making sub-average food that will be enjoyed because hurr ima eatin a cheezboiga in paradise liek my music hurr
>>9172915
You mean a buffett
>>9173900
Yeah I'm so jealous that I can't eat a fast food cheeseburger at a licensed restaurant chain. I'd get more from eating a Big Rosti in a German mcDonald's tbqhwyf.
>>9173275
This likely sums up the restaurant's entire post-8pm demographic. Nothing more depressing than chain restaurant bars after the dinner crowd dwindles down.
>>9173900
Boomer detected
>>9172839
Its okay. I used to go to it with family back when I worked at Universal and got a discount there.
Most of the other restaurants were better, but I guess its gimmicky fun.
Nibblin on spongecake
Watchin the sun bake..