Breakfast

>>9172664
>i literally can't get enough sugar: the breakfast

>>9172664
>sugar
>sugar
>sugar
>eggs

>>9172669
>>9172671
nobody asked for your criticism. fuck off or post your breakfast you mcchickenfags. this is why /ck/ is shit.

>>9172664
>putting jam on the toast so you can't dip it in the egg yolk without looking like a retard.

This plate is a catastrophe.

>>9172664
Omelette:
>3 eggs
>2 diced hot dogs
>little bit of ketchup

It's only been like 2 hours and I'm already hungry again.

>>9172687
i had eggs and nuts but didn't take a picture because i dislike sucking cocks

>>9172687
You asked for it when you posted on my /ck/, beetus baby

>>9172688
>breaking the yolks on the platr
What are you, unskilled? A true master of eggs eats the yolk as the last bite of the egg.

>>9172693
sure you did, mcchickenfag

>>9172694
i'm not op you tard

>>9172693
>eats nuts
>doesn't like sucking dick
This doesnt add up

>>9172701
enjoy your diabetes

>>9172696
You break the yolks WITH the toast to soak up the goodness. Not like you break them as you drop them onto the plate.

>>9172712
No, that's childish. The yolk should still be unbroken when you put it in your mouth.

>half cup fiber one cereal
>a little cashew milk
>splenda packet
>handful of blueberries

86 calories, 15 grams of fiber.

>>9172715
Why do you hate yourself?

>>9172714
Just suck a dick and get it over with, Dr. oral fixator

>>9172714
>caring this much about looking pretentious while eating eggs and toast at home

I bet you've never farted either.

>>9172719
You first queer boy

>>9172724
Spotted the underage b&

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>eating before 1-2 pm

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>>9172664
Here's lunch.

>>9172724
YOLK BREAKER YOLK BREAKER

>>9172740
Did they give you a pair of skinny jeans and a vape as you walked out the door with that thing?

>>9172733
>waking up at noon

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>>9172740
And also a crabcake.

>>9172740
What is that and where can I get one?

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>>9172745
I work from 3 pm to 1 am

>>9172751
just follow the fat, bearded fedoras

>>9172751
It's a waffle croissant sandwich with fried chicken breast and mac and cheese. The waffle is delicious, but the chicken is kinda bland and spongey. $23 for two.

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>>9172773
>waffle croissant sandwich with fried chicken breast and mac and cheese
why would anyone eat this
>inb4 obsessed yuros

>>9172745
i usually get up at 8 and rarely eat before 1pm

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Doing keto, for breakfast I usually have either steak & broccoli or eggs & bacon, then don't eat again until breakfast the next day. It's working really well and I'm not hungry 90% of the day.

>>9172790
>i'm losing weight because I'm starving myself
youdontsay.jpg

>>9172794
What is your point?

>>9172780
Honestly, I wanted to see if it was worth the hype.

>>9172795
you don't need the pretense of a fad diet?

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>>9172664

>>9172806
I overeat when I eat regularly and cut calories. I don't get hungry and easily lose weight when I do keto. I don't care if it's a fad. It's proven to work for me so I'm doing it. I don't see why you care.

>>9172819
I just want to be a friend to you.

>>9172669
>>9172671
>>9172693
>>9172706
Watching shill doctors on JewTube and subscribing to r/keto don't make you a fucking nutrionist. Keep your fucking bullshit to yourself.

>>9172664
>ctrl+f salt
>ctrl+f pepper
>0 in thread

just like your eggs

>>9173015
>eating salt and pepper for breakfast

>>9173024
>i cant season my eggs cuz im fucking retarded so im gonna make a shitty joke!

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>>9173041
>so triggered you use an exclamation mark on 4chan

>>9172685
Which plant?

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Mocha pop tarts, only one is toasted though

>>9172664
Instant oatmeal with granola.
Black Coffee.

>>9172733
>breaking fast is a time

>>9173247
What did he mean by this?

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>>9172664
Breakfast for me was leftover tortellini

stuffed with ground chicken and parm, sauce is tomato-based with bacon and onions cooked way down into caramelization.

>>9173271
Looks good.

>>9172687
Careful anon, you don't want to overdo it or else I out will come crashing down in two hours when all that sugar wears off from your system

>>9172669
>>9172671
cancer

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>>9172664

>>9172714
Is that a joke
You live in a nightmare
Eating while unbroken yolks, wtf
No dipping
You're sick. You're a sicko. Why even bother not cooking it all the way through

I honestly can't remember if I even ate breakfast today.

>>9175171
>lucky strike
>filters

lol

>>9172664
>3 eggs
enjoy your heart attack

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First meal of the day

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>>9172790
Are you me?

>>9172664
Oatmeal
coffee
more coffee

>>9175155
Sugar does cause cancer, yes.

>>9172664
I would have used butter for the toast instead, but otherwise not bad

>>9175612
who hurt you

>>9175612
clean your monitor, stinky boy

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Coffee and oatmeal

A glass of pepsi max and a caffeine pill

>>9172688
>trying to dip toast into over easy egg yolk

Good luck.

>>9176554
You can make over easy eggs with a runny yolk, OPs eggs are clearly over medium or over hard

The point of over easy is just to cook the surface snot of the egg you get with sunny side up, basically an alternative to steaming the top

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One of these because I woke up later than I should have and had to stop for gas.

>>9176567
You could have at least got Jimmy Dean

>>9172790
why would you do IF and keto at the same time? just go with keto and eat throughout the day. also, if you're going to do IF you're better off eating your meal either at lunch or dinner time

>>9172664
nice sugar. that sure is a lot of sugar. it probably tastes sweet due to the copious amounts of sugar.

>>9172712
fucking britbong

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>Can of tuna (No eggs in the fridge, needed my protein)
>Banana oatmeal (1 cup of milk, 6 tbsp of oats, and mushed banana)
>1 toast with jam just for the hell of it

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I made a meatball omelette with a shit ton of mozzarella

>>9177199
Also a shit ton of garlic and half a red onion

>>9172715
What time is he coming over to fuck your wife ?

homemade saucage, egg and cheese mcmuffin

i eat this every morning

>>9177199
Looks a bit over the top.

I'd give it a try, but I feel like I'd throw those ingredients on some dough at that point.

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My all-time favorite breakfast: two eggs over easy, ham, biscuits, hashbrowns with onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, and jalapenos, coffee and orange juice.

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>>9172664

>three eggs
How fucking fat are you?

>>9172687
Do you know where you are?

>>9177834
That's like 350 calories, dumdum, including the fat they were cooked in.

I eat 7 or 8 eggs at a time and I'm at a healthy weight.

>>9177855
>that's like 350 calories
Are you fucking retarded?

>>9177861
A single egg is no more than 70-80 calories.

>>9177834
Are you a 7 year old girl?

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Since it's Sunday I had my favorite breakfast.

>>9177861
one egg is 80 cals you retarded shitskin
you do the math

>>9172692
fiber

>>9173260
He means that the first meal of any given day is breakfast, you uncultured swine

Health fags are ruining this board

>>9177861
A fried egg is 90-100 calories you dip

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Rice cakes with grape jelly, strawberries and cherries, the other with PB2 and banana with yogurt

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>>9172773
>11.50 each

>>9177855
>that's like 350 calories
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>9175612
>downloaded ebay shortcut

>>9177950
>Are you fucking retarded?
Are you fucking retarded?

>>9177950
>>9177861
?

>>9178002
Are you fucking retarded?

>>9177950
An egg is only about 70-80 calories dude.

>>9177834
fucking kill yourself

>>9172664
I just ate some undercooked burgers today for the entire day. They were undercooked because the heat was too high so the outside got nice and cooked and the inside remained a bit raw.

>>9177834
Three eggs are 225 calories. What kind of a dumbass are you?

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>5 (five) eggs scrambled
>two pieces of buttered toast
>a couple slices of ham warmed up in the pan with melted Havarti on top
tastes good man

>>9178389
those eggs look awesome

>>9173015
Why the fuck would I mention that I put salt and pepper on an egg?

>>9178441
it is visible that there is no black pepper on OPs eggs. Maybe salt.

>>9172753
I miss those hours.. I am currently working 10:30pm-7am

>>9178389
how do you keep the curds together like that? am I just overcooking my scrambled eggs?

>>9178544
Cook em on low heat, keep moving them around with the spatula.

>>9178544
>am I just overcooking my scrambled eggs?
Probably. The second they start clumping together, take it off the heat and finish it with the residual pan heat. Also stir constantly

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>>9178554
any tool best for this? I usually use one of these plastic spatulas

>>9178544
Medium high heat, on 30 seconds then off 30 seconds stirring at all times until the desired doneness. Finish with a bit of sour cream and seasoning

>>9178544
literally just watch Ramsay's video

Homemade hash browns topped with Sunnyside up fryed egg sauteed mushrooms steak and cheese. And OJ.

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>>9172740
HAND IT OVER

>>9176733
>>1 toast with jam just for the hell of it

I will never understand this at all.
Maybe something is wrong with me but who actually buys jam or toast anymore? Is this a thing?

>>9172664

>a small bowl of grapes
>a peach
>some cheese

>>9176331
d-don't you have bowls?

>>9172664
Croissant ham/cheese with an espresso. Hon hon hon

Threadly reminder to read the Living Temple and listen to Kellogg.

400 calories of cold grains is the only way to break your fast, whatever time you do it at and that you only eat multiple thousand meme calorie protein fat and sugar breakfast is because the (((tv))) told you to, you fucking meme eating faggots.

>Oh boy, time to scarf down 1400 calories of protein and sugar to start my day where I go sit. Can't wait to shit 5 times over the next hour because I don't know how to control my bowels. BUT YOU KNOW BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY HURR DURR GOTTA EAT LIKE A LUMBERJACK BEFORE I SHIT POST ON PLEBBIT

Fucking off yourselves familia.

>>9178389
What a colourful plate, it sure makes it feel like summer. You're only missing fresh orange juice.

>>9176653
Doing regular keto works fine and I lose weight regularly, combining IF makes me lose a bit more each day and doesn't bother me so why wouldn't I do both? I want to be not-fat sooner rather than later.

>>9177797
Jesus Christ, do you ever leave the fucking toilet?

>>9177220
underrated

>>9180222
stop replying to yourself

also checked

>>9172664
This right here boi
Pic related

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Either this or rice porridge.

>>9180240
>see a post I think is funny
>feel bad because my fellow anon got no replies
>reply telling him I liked his post because it might make his day
>some brain dead faggot tries to look cool in front of all the other anons by calling me out for sameposting
What a wonderful community we have here

>>9180261
You gonna cry faggot?

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>tfw out of eggs
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EVEN EAT FOR BREAKFAST WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF EGGS
CEREAL AND WAFFLES AND SHIT ARE TOO SUGARY TO EAT AS BREAKFAST FOR ADULTS

espresso coffee with milk

>>9180292
just eat anything else if you're only thinking of eating "breakfast foods", only eating certain foods at breakfast time is kind of silly. it might take a while to get over that kind of thinking but it's way better being able to eat anything you want for breakfast.

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>>9177822
>Needing that much fucking food

>>9180292
Toast with peanutbutter is a pretty good non-egg breakfast

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>1 cup of cooked oatmeal with some peanut butter and banana mixed in
>1 glass of sir bananas banana milk

I love bananas.

>>9178389
Good looking eggs.

>>9179812
>but who actually buys jam or toast anymore?
I think most people buy bread which they then toast.

>>9180342
I doubt it's all for one person/
Pretty standard farm breakfast, although the tater tots should be hashbrowns.

>>9179812
I'm with this guy.
In a similar vein, the other day I saw someone buying cigarettes and it surprised the fuck out of me. I haven't smoked a day in my life and just assumed people stopped liking what I don't like. I hope she got arrested.

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One of these cookies covered in peanut butter with 2 glasses of milk. I have a hangover.

frozen nukewave burritos
>brown rice
>some beef
>caramelized onions
>jack cheddar
>salsa

I'm still looking for good vegs that won't become disgusting when nuked from a frozen state.

do oyu ilike eggs :) hjust found you wbebsite baby where youre from?

>instant coffee
>6pcs chicken nuggets, frozen
>store-bought white buns
>beef patty, frozen
Plated a simple "burger" and made the nuggets surround the burger.

>>9180796
Please post a pic, sounds like absolute culinary kino

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>>9181032
Gah, sorry mate, finished it too soon. But hey imagine those small round Ikea plates, and a simple burger in the center and the nuggets all around it.

>>9172687
>this is why /ck/ is shit.
reddit.

>>9172664
left egg isn't over easy and right probably isn't either

>>9175612
so these are the autists that use discord

>>9180553

I thought that Sir Bananas milk was fucking disgusting, but then again I've always liked plain white milk

>>9172664
100g black cherries
1c Cracklin Oat Bran
.5c Skim Milk
6oz Water with 17g Miralax powder

It is my 25th birthday

does checking my emails count as breakfast

Bacon x 2
Egg
2 rounds of toast
Black Pudding x 4
Hashbrows x 2
Beans 1 tin
Sausage x 2
Cup of tea x 4
Bottle of water x 2
Half glass of Coke

Being 6'4" is really good for the eatings.

>>9181154
No whiskey with breakfast anon?
I'd wish you happy birthday but it's obvious you don't know how to celebrate.

Porridge, large bowl
Banana
1 TBSP peanut butter
Tea

>>9172992
>diabeetus is a marketing scam


Never change.

>>9177941
Cute.

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kill me f a m

>>9177941
What a gay breakfast.

>>9180342
>Being a skeleton-mode manlet

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>>9180261

>>9181506
ur a gay breakfast

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A mini apple pie

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>>9177822
>chocolate gravy
What

>>9177834

>three eggs = fat

Faggot, I bet you look like a fucking skeleton.

>>9172664
Damn, queerboy! Why ya got all that dern sugar on your plate when ya even more in your fuckin britches! LOL!

>>9181109
Same, I use Skype like a normal person despite it being shittier in literally every way