Have you tried rotissering meat with a drill?

>>9171461
This is some jack tier shit.
what the fuck?

>>9171461
No, because I'm not a crack-addled nigger who just burgled someone's garage.

>>9171483
I think you mean masaokis tear shit since she's cooking it with a lighter

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>not utilizing child slavery

>>9171461
I almost thought this was serious, but then they out the chicken on and I realized it's a joke.

>>9171828
>not putting him in a giant hamster wheel that turns the spit

Weak.

>>9171842
We didn't learn that technology until it was secretly leaked from Area 51 after extensive interviews with the aliens after they worked out a means of communication. Ever wonder why high quality rodent cages look like stereotypical space stations from movies? The aliens taught a select few in the 50's how to harness the many important uses of rodents and they transferred that knowledge to design consumer-level products after lab rodents became popular because the scientists would tell their families about the rats and mice and shit they worked with on the job and suddenly, their kids wanted to keep these animals as pets at home.

>that shit-ass le hipster tattoo

>>9171842
>not forcing a whole orphanage to breathe heavily into tubes that all lead to fins on the spit, slowly turning it with each tiny breath

>>9172061
>Not forcing the entire child population to wear watertight suits connected with pipes that lead to fins on the spit, turning it with every sweat drop

>>9172134
>not tapping into parallel universes and harnessing the brownian motion of the particles within infinite children to turn the spit