Breakfast: 4 free range eggs cooked in organic olive oil

Wa la!

Breakfast: 2 brown sugar cinnamon poptarts

Breakfast: A toast point and heroin.

Make sure you have an organic cast iron pan with an organic oxygen environment. Then use some carcinogen you're utterly ignorant of like most hippie morons are.

You probably know you're the dumbest people on the planet so you over compensate in the company of others.

Just eggs? Nothing else?

>olive oil
>not butter

Disgusting

>free range
>organic
Just how many memes have you fallen for?

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egg in toast is goat. especially if you cook it just right and you get hot runny yolk.

>>9166695
bread = wheat = carbs = sugar = insulin

say no to wheat

Lunch: 5 free range eggs cooked in mineral water

>>9166652
Or cook up two slices of bacon, then cook your eggs using the fat in the pan

>>9166696
here comes the fat autistic keto americans who are afraid of flavour

>>9166696
Stop making ketoers look like vegans

>>9166652
Hi Almazon Kitchen

>>9166695
This is the most retarded shit JUST PUT THE EGG ON TOP YOU DON'T HAVE TO CUT A HOLE

>>9166830
This. I do this with pancakes and potatoes as well. Shits good

My dick juice is organic if you

Breakfast: A cup of coffee

>>9166668
>if you can't completely prevent your exposure to carcinogens then it's pointless to even try

anon r u really this dumb

>>9166652
Forgot the jalapenos, mayonnaise, hot sauce, and sour kraut.

>>9167080
Balance it out with cigarettes and you got yourself a functioning employee

>>9166652
2 liters of cold pressed organic orange juice, a pound of organic medjool dates, a few heaping tablespoons of fresh bee pollen. I feel happy and energetic. All my stress just went away.

>>9166696
Wheat is shit tier for sure. It is also one of the most common crops doused in glyphosate.

>>9166652
Ive never had a sunny side up egg, I enjoy scrambled. Should I try?

>oats
>almond milk
>psillium husks
>chia seeds
>flaxseeds
>strawberries/banana depending how i feel
>sometimes a bit of sugar

>>9166652
Cook bacon first then make the eggs in its grease ya fag

>>9167414
heck ya theyre good

>>9166652
Breakfast: Milkybars and Sausage

>>9166945
>>9166695
I never understood it, It's just less bread! and still leaving the crust on.

>>9166652

>frying your eggs in anything but butter
>in the year 2017

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I prefer this honestly

>>9166652
A lot of oil in there.

>>9166945
The hole is so you cook the egg and the toast at the same time.

>>9168748
what the heck just cook them beside eachother

>>9168811
But you can do both on a pan like this with a small pan. It's simple and easy so why not

>>9168811

it tastes different and has a different texture

>>9166652
What kind of tiny ass eggs are those, got some real big ones instead you nigger.

Also, that's way too much oil.

If I soaked some rice in some raw eggs overnight, do you think the rice would suck up all that tasty chicken water?

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Free range doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means.

>>9166663
You mean a point of heroin and toast


My breakfast is usually a tramadol and a cup of coffee

>>9168744
looks good except for that bottom egg

That's a nice breakfast if you want to die from a heart attack when you hit 50

>>9170835
Explain baby boomers.

>>9170582

It's not ideal, but it's better than battery cages

>>9170839
well, that's why every boomer has had like 3 coronary bypasses and has high blood pressure, diabetes and obesity

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>>9170582
Still better than caged

>>9166652
joe plz go

>>9170835
myth that fat kills
you'll die earlier eating bread and wheat which is full of INSULLIN

>hungry
>1000h on a saturday
>dig in freezer
>find freezer burnt hamburger patties
>oh well, throw it on the foreman grill
>find a half rotten green pepper, chop it up
>shred some cheese
>hamburger done
>look at grill
>look at clock
>balance it so it is flat
>crack an egg on it
>cooks it sunnyside up better than I can in a pan
>slap it all between toast

Life is good sometimes.

>>9171133
Why did you crack an egg on your clock?

>>9166652
>Breakfast: 4 free range eggs deep fried in organic olive oil
fify

>>9168748
Or you could just have your toast in the toaster while you cook your eggs, but really it isnt the same for reasons unknown.

>>9166652
I had some bacon and one of those tiny oranges

Banana nut muffin I made with my gf. Also some green tea.

>>9166652
2 eggs
3 sausage patties (homemade)
2 biscuits

>>9172430
Do you mean the sausage is homemade or that you bought a pound of sausage and sliced it into patties?

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>>9166652

Beansprouts are awesome for breakfast.

Breakfast: a protein shake I can barely hold down due to hangover if I don't go straight to lunch by the time it passes.

I had four eggs as well but I scrambled them with a chopped up head of steamed broccoli. Was pretty good.

>>9172446
Bought and pound and sliced.


Not hunting season right now, so no extra homemade meats.

>>9166668
>>9166675
>>9166678
>>9168742
>>9170835
How retarded some of the people on this board are, jesus christ.