So, /ck/, what ARE they made of?...

>>9164191
Autists

>>9164191
tasteless white filth

>>9164191
Shredded chicken feet that is bleached then compressed and sintered into shape before it gets the spray on outer coating.

>>9164191
frozen semen crushed up and then mixed into a paste

>>9164191
Ronald McDonald meat
He regenerates it perpetually, and they harvest it

>>9164191
Ingredients: White Boneless Chicken, Water, Vegetable Oil (Canola Oil, Corn Oil, Soybean Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil), Enriched Flour (Bleached Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Bleached Wheat Flour, Yellow Corn Flour, Vegetable Starch (Modified Corn, Wheat, Rice, Pea, Corn), Salt, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Calcium Lactate, Monocalcium Phosphate), Spices, Yeast Extract, Lemon Juice Solids, Dextrose, Natural Flavors.

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>>9164191

You people are all stupid.
Just watch the Mythbusters video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCm6INQ09yY

>>9164461

chicken meat
water
oil
flour
sugar
starch
salt
baking soda
spices
yeast
lemon juice
chicken stock

a complicated product but pretty much what you'd use in your own house if you tried making perfect chicken nuggets.

>>9164461
>enriched

Oh goy! Yum! Chemicals!

>>9164191
Well I can tell you what I've seen, with my very own eyes, and they are about 30% maggot. The rest is MRM, aka chicken goo.

>>9165369
Still ground chicken though, which regardless of actual content isn't as pleasant a texture as just using cuts of meat. It's better than I expected, but it's still over-processed crap.

>>9165474
>i got called out but i still dont like it

>>9165369
>oy vey just watch this mcdonalds ad with that chink who was on tv a decade ago that makes it legit

Then again that pink goo pic actually looks better than the actual product. Really makes you think.

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>>9164461
Good goy!

>>9164191
You don't want to know

Bird paste

>>9164191
clown wad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCm6INQ09yY

watch this video goy

it's 100$ pure(™) chicken