Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

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crunchy

smooth

>>9163590

crunchy for ice cream and eating it as is, smooth for sandwiches

crunchy organic natural gluten-free peanut butter for me

>>9163590
>Crunchy
I call this "unfinished" peanut butter. There should be no unprocessed nuts.

>>9163630
Better put that awful opinion away before i'll stuff my unprocessed nuts in your ass.

I prefer to eat peanuts.

i like crunchy

>>9163590
smooth
i dont want any bits of peanut in my dick, thats nasty

>>9163590
Just made some sort of peanut butter thing for the first time, good stuff, just put peanuts in the blender/food processor, and but you get some, needs some honey tho since its too salty.
Smooth for me.

Crunchy or kill yourself

I don't mind either, but chunky peanut butter elitists get on my fucking nerves, so I'll usually say creamy just to spite them.

>>9163590
Crunchy, if it's smooth then you have to put chips in your sandwich.

>>9163590
Both

Smooth for a sandwich. Crunchy for everything else

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>>9164270
/pol/ is down the hall and to the left

>>9164270
Except peanut butter was only patented by a nigger. It was invented loooooooong before then.

>>9164400
>one invention
>it was a cheat

>>9164304
Is the above embarrassing for you snowflake?

>>9164420
It's still a stupid reason not to partake in something. Niggers still have the capacity to produce things worthwhile, just with a much, MUCH lesser affinity than whites.

Do you not eat cocoa-based products either because the cocoa was harvested in *frica?

>>9163825
im sorry what

>>9164426
Cocoa gives me the shits and is (usually prepared) very bad for weight gain.

>>9163590
Smooth. "Crunchy" peanut butter is a meme.

How many chunks does it take to make smooth peanutbutter into crunchy? Only one? Is it a gradient?

>For PBJ or peanut butter and banana sandwhices
Crunchy
>For literally anything else, including eating it off the spoon
Creamy

Smooth all the way, crunchy is for animals man.

I like both. Goes in phases for some reason.

>>9163626
Don't forget free range, Non-GMO, farm to table

>>9163590
Crunchy.

>>9164587
I'm about to phase in your ass boi lol

crunchy. the best is when the peanuts have a little bit of sugar on them to add to the texture.

>>9163590
I'm allergic to peanut butter, so I don't know.

>>9163590
Crunchy, I need my mouth to go on adventure when I'm eating.

>>9163590
When I saw your thread, OP, it reminded me I haven't eaten peanut butter in a while so I bought me some

Turns out I became allergic to it, my whole body is covered in buttons and they're itchy as fuck

Damn you op

>>9164270
>>9164400
>>9164420
Furthermore the current method that uses heated plates to grind it originates from Foreskin Kellogg.

>tfw grew up in a creamy household but now prefer crunchy
I feel like I'm betraying my people

>>9165872
R.I.P.
Rest in peanuts

>>9165830
let's fuck anon

>>9163630
>"unfinished"
The chunks are added after the rest is made, they aren't just pieces that somehow avoided getting ground.

>>9163602
>threading your own post
Want me to tell you how I know you're a massive faggot?

>>9166260
Yes please, I have a desire for a random stranger on the internet to tell me this

>>9163590
Always crunchy, but you creamy folks are alright too

>>9166155
R.l.P.

Ridiculous legume pun

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>>9163659
I'm dying.

>>9163590
Crunchy is for niggers and yankees

Crunchy is the patrician's choice

i like to get my toast nice n hot, put a good amount of pic related on there and do the same wit ha second piece, put em together and have a hot toast sandwich with peanut butter

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>>9166375
ofc i forgot the very related picture sorry

gonna make some now brb

Smooth with crunchy toasted bread.

I'd like crunchy better if it didn't get in your teeth so FUCKING badly

>>9163590
Crunchy. Makes it feel like theres more substance there, and if im bothering to eat peanut butter in the first place its because I want that sensation.

>>9165830
Anon, just because having a mouthful of nuts in ones mouth is an idea of a good time for your mother doesn't mean you need to think the same way.
>>9163618
>eating as is
Wait, you mean people actually do this?

>>9163590
Powdered. blend with ice and milk and a light amount of sugar. Shit keeps me full all day.

>>9163590
Crunchy

>>9163590
Crunchy or go fuck your mother

>>9163590
Yes

>>9163590
Crunchy for sandwiches.
Smooth for desserts.

>>9166357
Niggers pick smooth, dumb shit. Chewing gets in the way of our vampire-like need to ingest the sugary fatty paste.

Niggers also choose Skippy, that part is also important.

>>9163590
DIARHEA

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>Not buying smooth with gravel sized pieces of peanuts to enjoy both smooth AND crunchy at the same time

>>9163590
Whatever your pet enjoys

>>9169950
>not killing you're self

Both mixed together

>>9172119
But then it just turns into crunchy peanut butter retard

>>9172125
homeopathy doesn't work

>>9166276
defending your internet ego as an anonymous user is also a sign of faggotry. Consider just letting it go next time. You have fun on the 'chon now! =)

>>9163663
extra crunchy

>>9167165
if you can do it with nutella, you can do it with peanut butter
also it's healthier than nutella, purely because it takes about 25% longer to eat

>>9163833
You realize you can get peanuts with no salt on them, right?

>>9163590
crunch looks like poop
I don't like eating food that looks like poop

>>9163590
Hard crunchy is for autists

Grained natural peanut butter is patrician, it's thick and crunchy instead of crunchy and creamy.

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>>9163590
objective truth coming through