What is one food I can live off for the rest of my life?

>>9158837
This dick! Hurr hurr hurrr

>>9158837
human milk

>>9158863
Yeah ok. I'll just get myself a lifetime supply of breast milk. Sure.

What the fuck is a calorie mate and where do I get some?

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>>9159185
its some japanese nutrition bar that has a cookie-like consistency. there's flavors like chocolate or cheese.
I think calorie mate also makes drinks and stuff too.

>>9158837
I miss MGS3...

Soylent if you happen to be a millionaire

>>9159185
Lost beneath the US Navy ration depot among with Peanut M&M's.
Fucking around, they're a Japanese energy food series sold to the civilan market.

>>9158837
>>9159216

i thought this was some licensed novelty gamer food thing until i realized it's a real brand and it was in MGS3 as product placement

Depends how strict you want to get. Mashed potatoes made with dairy is the closest thing I can think of to a true single food that could cover all necessary nutrients.

>>9158863
>be girl
>literally just eat yourself whenever you're hungry
Holy shit women are OP

>>9158837
Ramen is probably the best example considering the variety and nutritious content. Meat, fish, tofu for protein, eggs also provide protein but crucially biotin, noodles for carbohydrates, stock provides water and salt, vegetables and leaves for other nutrients. A massive range of flavour profiles to be had. It's probably the most realistic choice in terms of nutrition and lack of boredom.

>>9158837
Technically anything, but some foods will significantly reduce your lifespan