MREs

why are you guys so obsessed with MREs?

is it like an apocalypse prepper thing?

>>9153221
Steve makes them interesting.
They also usually taste good.

>>9153221
They're nice

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>>9153221
It's some kind of autism thing definitely.

Something about MRE's just makes me think of the sci-fi future. Of shelf-stable space food, which has been mass-produced and focus tested to be as bland and inoffensive as possible to appeal to as many palates as possible.

>>9153271
>Bland
You've been eating the wrong MREs.

Where does he get his MREs, can you just buy them online?

>>9153704
He links websites in this video descriptions.

>>9153187
>norwegian ration
>kebab
Sounds logical.

Steve thread

Nice!

>>9154458
Rational, more like

>>9153221
Steve is really the only MRE guy I watch. It's go a little bit of everything. For the autismos, there's his voice, mannerisms, and erections you get in anticipation of hiss/no hiss.
I like it because of the historical/cultural aspect. The MREs reflect the time they were made in (Older rations have cigarettes) and what is important to the culture that packed them (Italians have a breakfast apertif, Jordanians have honey and figs, Russians have Goulash).
It's also interesting from a perspective of food preservation science. How it started (he eats a piece of genuine civil war hard tack) with basic cans, freeze dried, reheating pouches. Apparently peanut butter lasts forever, he's eaten cans of it from the 50s no problem.

>>9155872
This

>>9155872
gay

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>new Steve
Let's get this out onto a tray.

>>9155259
JEJ

>>9153187
I like how Steve edits the sounds of clinking glass to make it slightly more musical.
A very subtle but nice touch.

>>9153187
Looks like ol' Steve's shakes are getting worse... did you see him pour water into the kebab mix?

>>9156072
He probably does some of these vids after lifting weights which can make your hands shake a little bit afterwards, steve is A OK

>>9153221
Nice hiss.

>>9155917
What is the track list of Steve's album?

>Get This Out (Onto a Tray)
>Ration of '69
>Cheese Spread Blues
>M. R. E. R. E. A. M.

>>9156081
Hope so

>>9156097
>Smokes of Old
>The Hiss Heard 'Round The World

>>9156097
>jelly bar overture

>>9156097
STEVE:
Bulge Yourself My Man

>>9153187
How is this not banned for advertising?

>>9156235
because it's food related and people enjoy it?
not everything is a shill you dumb faggot.
with that logic any thread about a brand name product should be banned because of muh advertisement.

>>9156246
If they ban other youtube channel/personality threads then you have to ban this one too.

>>9156385
Steve is beyond banning.

>>9156385
If only there was way to filter out content you don't like based on keywords...

>>9156440
This is about rule enforcement not personalizing the site for my tastes.

>Steve will never wrap his arms around you from behind
>He'll never grab your package and tug, commenting on the quality of the dry pull
>Steve will never sniff your hair above your ear, like you were a pecan roll he's checking for rancidity
>You'll never feel his beard against you as he whispers "let's get you out onto the bed"

Why live

>>9156505
>announcing a report
get out

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>>9156514

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>>9156385
>>9156235
>>9156481
>>9156505

You're not being the kind of person Steve thinks you can be.

>>9156514
ok Mirk

>>9156528
Nothing against Steve, really, I like his content. But you shouldn't have the rule if you don't enforce it. Enforcing it selectively is unfair.

>>9156519
What's your problem?
YT threads belong on /tv/, Hiro said so in the IRC.

>>9156097
1. Check this out
2. Yeah, totally rancid
3. Chocolate with honey undertones
4. Hmm no hiss
5. Got sprayed
6. Coffee, instant type I
7. Nice!
(Hidden bonus track) 8. Botulism city

>>9156505
Announcing your reports is also a reportable offence faggot

>>9153221
I used to think MREs were great until i join the army, they taste fine, but its not worth the calorie intake/ worst farts and even worse shits you will take.

>>9156567
offense*

>>9156235
Because it's not advertising. Yoinks Scooby, we sure solved that one quickly!

>>9156535
>He actually uses the 4chan IRC!

Yet you clearly haven't sucked enough dick to become a moderator yet.

>>9156636
Nah, the 4Chan Rizon IRC is empty.
The unofficial IRCNet channel is where it's at.

>>9153187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUYXnNilxoQ
I can understand why the Norwegian army adopted that shelf-stable MRE pizza. It's probably better than a Grandiosa.

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>>9156627
>posting links to a monetized video is not advertising

>>9156700
>posting links to food & cooking related content for the purpose of discussing the content the uploader provides is a violation of the advertising rule

>>9156235
OP here, I assure you I'm not Steve and I just enjoy hearing him talk about delicious rations.

>>9156803
It certainly is.
Read the rules and take your pathetic YouTube bullshit to /tv/

>>9156700
He has 360k subscribers. I don't think 30 people from 4chan are going to make a huge difference.

>>9156838
>Stop liking what I don't like

>>9156838
Fuck off.

>>9156838
Yeah, when I first came here, read the rules and saw shitloads of youtube shills in total violation of said rules, I realized the rules had no meaning. I guess that's appropriate, but I never go to them. They can stew in their millennial juices.

>>9156097
>M. R. E. R. E. A. M.
>not C.R.E.A.M.E.R

>>9156097
>clink clink CLINK clink
>Not Bad
>Looks Fine (Yeah, That's Rancid)

>>9156840
>30
lol

I like the Indonesian ration video, and the Slovak one as well.

I wanna buy MREs but i will have to import them.
I know i need to avoid vegetarian menus for multiple reasons.
I already got the fiber ready too.

How much is the average price of a MRE?

>>9153187
I thought you guys were purely meming on this guy but holy shit, his passion for MREs is unrivalled.

What do you guys prefer, vintage MRE reviews or contemporary ration reviews?

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>>9158774
I like both for different reasons.
Vintage MREs are interesting because you never know what's edible and what's rancid, and seeing the way they prepared meals back in the 20th century is extremely interesting.
Contemporary MREs are interesting because you get a taste of the nation's culture depending on what country the MRE came from, so there's less of a focus on the novelty of old food and more on the experience of military cuisine from around the world.
Those traits, combined with Steve's pleasant personality and passion for the hobby, really brings everything together.

>>9158774
Contemporary. It sucks when he opens stuff but can't eat it. I like his taste descriptions.

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Steve is a nice person and I hope he good things happen to him.

>>9158820
It sucks, yeah, but he always gets the spoon in there at least

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Reminder that Steve only eats MREs because his kitchen is disgusting and he can't cook.

>>9158774
They're both great, but vintage ration reviews are my favorite, especially since Steve always knows interesting information about them.

>>9158805
I hate to be that guy, but do you have the botulism city pic? My drive died and I lost a lot of images.

>>9158774
Vintage. I'm a sucker for history and those are always great.

The Scho-Ka-Kola one is one of my favorites. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdLnPGZ0Rc

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>>9156562
Seriously concerned for his health but still watch his videos because it's awesome

He inspires me to get a dehydrator and try to make my own rehydrated meals for when I go camping, but I guess that's an /out/ topic, has anyone made dried food and liked it?

>>9160043

I've made jerky many times. It's delicious. What do you want to know?

>>9160073
Have you ever attempted freeze dried beef stew? I was thinking about getting beef bouillon and just freeze drying the vegetables and meats. Are there any foods that can't be freeze dried?

>>9160094
>Have you ever attempted freeze dried beef stew?

Nope, never tried that.

>>Are there any foods that can't be freeze dried?
AFIK you have to be careful with foods that contain a lot of fat. Freeze drying only removes water, not fat or oil. And fat can get rancid over time.

I suggest you check out the section on freeze drying in Modernist Cuisine, it goes into a lot of depth on this subject.

Also, I have done beef stew while camping before. I packed dehydrated vegetables and beef bullion cubes. I froze raw beef and kept it in my pack, using clothes & my sleeping bag as insulation. It thawed out after a couple of days. I used water from a stream--since the water boils while the stew is cooking there's no need to worry about parasites or whatever in the water.

>>9160112
Just a follow-up here.

You could probably freeze-dry beef if you made sure that it was really lean, which is the same thing people do when we make jerky. You have to use lean meat otherwise it will get rancid.

Also, you could make a stew using jerky. Just toss it in the pot and add your bullion and water. It might take a while to cook, but it will eventually hydrate and get tender.

>>9159144
no steve, nooooooo!
what vid?

>>9160191
Some coast guard ration vid where he tries to make a 30 year old block of tootsie rolls edible.

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Hey man, look what we got today you know
Hey man, oh baby, get on a tray, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta open this can
This yellow bulged spread
Is deadly to any man

Hey man, my ration's insane
Hey man, so rancid it causes pain
Hey man, well she's a total spam can
She said she had to heat it but she... then she...


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

Hey man, Wardog, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, I got shakes so sublime, no way
Hey man, coffee instant here
There's only smokes for one and here she comes
Here she comes

Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

A botulin City, a botulin City
I'm back on botulin City
botulin City

Ohhh, nice hiss thank you miss!

>>9156840
>I-it's not advertising if it's ineffective!

This is called moving the goalposts, children. I'm quite sure the rules don't state "no advertising unless it's really low-key then it's totally cool"

>>9160936
Do you have any proof that I'm either steve1989 or paid by steve1989 to advertise him here?
-t. OP

>>9160202
I really appreciate that post

>>9156440
I browse on iPhone so can't filter

>>9155917
Someone edit the "explicit content" part to say "no hiss" plz

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>>9161585

>>9160976
Advertising for free is still advertising

>>9161669
fucking kill yourself

>>9161710
Nice hiss

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>>9161612
You have to put love into it, anon.

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>>9153187
These are actually pretty entertaining

I watch a Steve every night on the bus back home, perfect way to pass the time. The old ones are the best since it's just interesting seeing how things were packaged back then and what they gave.

>>9156235
How are you not banned for being a complete faggot?

>>9153187
I wish I can find a woman that loves me like Steve loves a 65 year old cigarettes.

Has /ck/ ever cooked something using ration components?

>>9162391
I gotta say though, kudos to him for actually smoking them, being a non-smoker

>>9153232
This. Steve got me interested in them and they are usually pretty good.

>>9155259
you forgot carlos

>>9161719
Nice.

>>9161940
Thats how it starts. They're all perfectly entertaining and comfy

>The one where Steve goes crazy over a tube of condensed milk

>tempted as fuck to spend $150 on buying a 12-pack of MREs
Would be such an irresponsible way to spend my money.

Can't start the day without coffee instant and WWII era cigarettes

>>9165612
nice

>>9165612
nice

>>9165612
Nice!

i also love it when he says "dense" for some weird stupid reason

>>9165544
Holy shit, that's a bad deal. bought 2 12 packs for the same price a month ago, menus A and B of standard US MREs. I was planning on saving them before realizing that comes up $6.25 per meal, so it's not a waste of money if you shop around some more.

I truly fell in love with this man when I saw him steveposting along with his subs in the comments, some guy posted Nice and he replied with Not Bad and for no explainable reason it was the most endearing thing ever to me.

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>>9165612
nice

I haven't enjoyed watching any food related videos for a while but I like his stuff. Nice combination of history and science with anticipation of opening containers to see if the food is still edible.

>There's that black mold in there, check that out in the corner.
>Oh I touched it, nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_BHjLS12Qg

>>9165612
nice

>>9153187
Nice!

>>9165612
Nice!

>>9166211
He is a rarity. A man who truly knows and embraces his own nature.

the only problem is that his titles are terrible

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>>9153187
>/ck/ now has steve1989 generals

NO

NO

I WON'T LET YOU RUIN STEVE LIKE YOU DID REVIEWBRAH AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS ON

YOU'RE GOING TO PUT THE NORMIES ONTO STEVE

STOP

PLEASE STOP

>>9167018
>implying steve isn't already normiealized

>>9167028
This. Steve is the living embodiment of everything 4chan wishes they could be.
>6'3" Übermensch
>Swole as fuck
>Attractive as fuck
>Holds a steady labor-intensive job
>Happy and carefree, not bound to major depression or other mental health issues
>Doing what he loves, with a great deal of enthusiasm
He, dare I say it, is a normie. Not like that's exactly a bad thing in this case.

>>9167123
What is his dayjorb?

>>9167123
>makes creepy videos of himself Eating MREs as a hobby
>normie
Autists like yourself dont get to determine who is a normie

>>9167148
Landscaping

>>9168161
I wonder what kind of MREs Steve brings along for lunch.

>>9153187
Well done, Steve. You've tapped into a free and effective marked strategy here. How many subs have you gotten from /ck/ alone?

>>9160131
>>9160112
J E R K Y G R A V Y
E
R
K
Y

G
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A
V
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Basically shred jerky, rehydrate in boiling water, and add to a roux. Serve over biscuits or whatever. It's really good, depending on your quality of jerky. Still need to make a roux with a pan and a heat source, so not as convenient, but you don't really need refrigeration.

I mire Steve's forearms

Reminder that Asian Beef Strips is the best American MRE.

>these autists REEEEing about "advertising"

The fact that the mods have left it up demonstrates that you are, in fact, wrong.

>>9168568
Sip threads prove you wrong

>>9164714
The aus one.
I bought a tube of condensd milk that very same afteroon. Put it on my museli and berries with milk.

Hes right, It's decadent. He's got all the best combinations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GowFRT19yok
They may suck at wars, but they sure know how to eat.

>>9165612
nice

Are the "Dairy Shake" mixes any good?

>>9155872
yeah the other MRE dudes are retarded and painful to listen to, except for that qt chink whore that I want to rape in front of her husband

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>>9165612

>>9169329
>that qt chink whore

Who's that?

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>Showing his videos to my dad because he's big into army shit being from the generation that had to go join the military just in case of a war
>Steve is reviewing one of the MREs that dad was issued
>''oh, these candies look like they've gone bad, I imagine they look way brighter and tasted better back then''
>dad just shakes his head, smiles and says ''no they didnt''

His he concerned at all about botulism?

>>9169556

Why would he be? MRE food is either canned or packed in retort pouches which are both processed the exact same way. Unless the packaging has failed the food will be sterile for centuries.

>>9169570
Doesn't he find rancid shit all the time? And it's not like everything he finds was made in a factory in the US...

>>9169556
he is aware of it and uses gloves/masks when he thinks he needs to

>>9169570
>Unless the packaging has failed the food will be sterile for centuries

That's pretty much what happens. Especially the older stuff gets stored in not-ideal conditions and/or gets thrown around and beat up.

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>>9156562
rolling

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>>9158774
definitely contemporary

Can anyone with the skill make a gif/webm with subtitles out of this video? Clip from 14:20-14:30 https://youtu.be/pMxfmQKaGMk&t=14m20s

>>9170975
https://youtu.be/pMxfmQKaGMk

>>9157154
lol

>>9158774
Contemporary, I love the unique rations like the french ones with ostrich or the IDF one where it was 90% tuna and by the 5th can of tuna I was dying, literally 3000kcals of tuna.

>>9170975
Man I love Steve

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I kind of want to buy a rare ration online just so I can send it to Steve for him to review.

>>9170975
>"They Live" poster
>Phil Collins poster
Can a man get any more patrician?

>>9171850
Sometimes when he does a shot of himself eating or smoking, he'll swap the records he has on display on the shelf. Another Steve Easter egg for you

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New Steves today or tomorrow.
Nice.

someone post the last video copypasta

>>9171592
I forget if it was here or /k/, but I heard that the more recent IDF rations contain MORE tuna. If I were in the IDF, I'd defect to ISIS just so I could have a little variety.

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>>9171888
>"h-hey guys w-welcome b-back"
>"this i-is going t-to be our f-f-first look at a M-Mongolian 24 hour r-r-ration"
>"lets get t-this t-thing open"
>"I-I'm gonna try to k-keep the package intact"
>"s-s-sorry I'm s-shaking so m-much"
>cough
>cough
>"wow i-isnt that cool"
>"l-lets g-get this out onto a t-tray"
>video cuts to a new frame
>the food is mishappenly laid out on the tray
>"hah w-wow that t-took me longer than usual
>"l-lets try some of t-this rice
>Steve picks ups some rice with a spoon
>it all falls off before it reaches his mouth
>"w-well that d-didnt work"
>"it n-needed some f-fish sauce anyway"
>"I remember e-eating auth-thentic fish sauce f-from someone v-very close to m-me a long t-time ago"
>after a few minutes Steve manages to open the fish sauce packet but it spills everywhere
>"o-oh well that okay"
>Steve tries to pick up more rice
>after the third time he manages to eat it without spilling it
>"t-thats pretty g-"
>cough
>cough
>Steve enters a coughing fit that takes up the next several minutes of the video
>"I g-guess we'll h-have to cut this video s-short today"
>cough
>cough
>Steve starts coughing uncontrollably again
>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."
>the last video Steve ever uploads

>>9153187
I really want to try old Turkish cigarettes due to his videos. I bet they'll taste amazing.

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>>9156679
>t. guy who doesn't know how to make a good Grandi

>>9169556
He got it once, treatment cost him 15k

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>>9165612
nice

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>>9172620

>steve review
>reddit voice
>overreacts to everything
>is either oblivious or pretends to be oblivious to real food recipes
>spice cake.....wow....it tastes like......nutmeg and cinnamon! wow.....like a seasonal cake type thing
>apple cinnamon oatmeal.....wow....it tastes just like apple oatmeal

>>9172650
where did you get this picture of me

>>9172805
It's understandable to be excited that something comes as advertised when some of the shit he gets doesn't even look terrestrial anymore.

>>9156586
This makes me wanna sniff steves ass

>>9172805
>reddit voice
stop being alive, faggot

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>>9172983
Good luck getting your nose in between those rock hard, muscular asscheeks.

>>9158593
Vegetarians are the best, they have no meat but make up for it in snacks and dessert. Beef ravioli still #1 for me.
>>9169296
Yes, very good. So is the chocolate pudding but if you use less then the recommended water it becomes cake batter. Very nice!

Not looking forward to when only food is MRE for training and no shop to buy snacks/ actual food. RIP my asshole

>>9173397
>tfw my cousin in Lakeland actually knows Steve irl

Being lactose intolerant is suffering as I want to try MREs but it seems everything has dairy in and I don't feel like shitting myself inside out

>>9173397
i want to sexually pleasure chizuru

>>9174269
You're talking about MRE's. That's part of the experience.

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>>9172620
N-no anon please no.

>>9174264
Ask him about Steve

New video up!

>>9174332
Nice

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That feeling when you get the alert. It's pretty
>nice

>>9172805
Rancid attitude

>>9174571
It's totally foul, my dude.

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>>9172805

My favorite MRE so far has definitely been the 1961 West German one. That this is so /fa/

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steve is looking like jesus

>>9174572
>>9174571
Nice hiss though.

>>9174264
There was a poster in one of these threads that posted some SMs between themselves and Steve. There was a missed connection, a bummer because the person was near Steve and hoping to spark a relstionship. However, the person in question was a MtF tranny. Can you have your cousin ask if Steve would ever be interested in crushing some boipucci?

>>9174643
The last thing anybody wants is Steve getting caught in autistic tranny drama.

Why is he always shaking? Is it really the excitement?

>>9174743
He said he works out before his videos and that he's really excited about some rations.

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>>9174745
>tfw you will never regain the same innocent childish joy Steve has for his MREs

>>9174773
If you have a niche hobby such as MREs, you too can enjoy the shake inducing excitement of a rare find.

>>9174264
Your cousin is a very lucky guy.

>>9174197
The few MREs I've had were pretty enjoyable, it can't be that bad, right?

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>Steve is a handyman
He's like some stereotype of the perfect American man. What a guy.

>>9174978
He's a true All American. Nice!

>>9174978
>panama city
>florida sun

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>>9175002
Am I missing something?

>>9153187
I like this.

>>9175006
Yes. Americans appropriating everything to disguise their lack of culture and history. ;^)

>>9175021
241 years of American history is better than any amount of other history.

>>9175027
I don't know, the history of the British empire is pretty interesting.

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>>9175031
The British empire was a prototype for America, so I agree with you.

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>>9175047
Also this was right next to that in my downloads folder and it hasn't been posted yet.

>>9175027
>241 years
>One piece of your history is a british colonial war that led to an early, smaller version of your country being formed
>the other is a war against yourselves
I am positively enthralled. :^)

>>9175047
So is that supposed to be strawberry or raspberry jam?

>>9175063
I think it might be cranberries, but you'd have to ask /his/.

>>9175071
I don't like /his/, they're like /pol/'s gay cousin.

Steve's a legit good guy and I admire his enthusiasm about his hobby.

He makes interesting content. The old rations are the best. Interesting stuff.

He should branch out from the Meme thing one of my favorite YouTube personalities.

>>9175082
Hello steve.

>>9175080
Chinese history is bonkers though, and it's always fun to shitpost with
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>>9175082
I suggest reading his MREinfo posts too. He has a great one about the different generations of instant coffee/coffee instant in various rations, and how their flavors differ. He has patrician taste in coffee.

>>9174978
>handyman
>landscaper
Which is it? There's a difference. Landscaper is Labor Class Mexican Immigrant tier where as Handyman is friendly Middle Class white Carpenter tier.

>>9175133
I know guys who do both.

>>9165612
Nice!

>>9153187
he looks like shaggy from the live action scooby doo movies

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Do you think Steve ever gets hopped the fuck up on dextroamphetamine tablets?

>>9175764
Why do you think he's always shaking in his videos?

I wonder if Stev has a gf or slays puss. He probably works 8-5 doing landscaping work, then he goes to the gym, has to eat food, and then spends his evenings posting on MRE forums and editing videos. You can check his forum activity based off his profile; he's about as active as the average 4chan poster online.

>>9176096
With looks like his he could, but he might love MREs more

>>9176096
He mentioned having a Lao gf in one video, but I think it was in the past

>>9176096
they would cut into his MRE time

not nice

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>>9165612
Nice

>>9176096
On one of his videos posted to reddit, someone commented claiming to be his gf. Fwiw.

>>9175133
>Landscaper is labor mexican tier

Landscaping isn't limited to mowing lawns and groundskeeping.

>>9176096
He mentions somebody named "Carol" on MREinfo.

>>9153221
its just an autistic hobby. You dont know exactly what will be inside until you open it either other than the entree. Its fun to see if something is still edible after X amount of years, there is history attached to military rations, reflects different cultures and military traditions. Its also nostalgia for veterans. Theres so many reasons why people like Steve are popular on jewtube. I used to think I was the only faggot on Earth that thought MREs were cool. I actually bought a Vietnam era C ration accessory packet to get the smokes from it. It was actually exactly how he described it. The tobacco was shockingly good and slightly minty from the gum beside it.
nice hiss.

>>9176096
I imagine his gf being southeast Asian.

>>9165544
from where?? ive gotten an A and B box, so 24 of them for about 120, and they were only a year old.

>>9169340
emmy made in japan. She reviews lots of food on her channel, got on the MRE craze about 6 months ago I think after she saw how many jewtube sheckels shes missing out on.
Shes not classically attractive, whatever that means but id have sex with her with no condom if you get my drift.

>>9165612
Nice

>>9177477
He does seems pretty focused on Vietnam era rations. Only makes sense that he prefers to munch on that sideways zipperhead box

>>9177652
Get out of this fucking thread you fucking faggot, I'll slit you're throat neck.

>>9177660
Woah, I think you need to calm down. That's a pretty rancid attitude you've got there.

>>9156097
>Skunked
>Lift that key
>The MCI Trembles

>>9156072
>>9156081
Steve1989MREInfo 1 hour ago (edited)
I don't know why I shake. Health insurance for me is $1,096 per month for a decent rate. So I go without.
Everyone can just keep on asking and I can just keep saying the same thing. Excitement? Yes - I hope that's all it is.


Poor steve, he'll be dead soon.

>>9178696
Damn, I'm going to give him like $100 on Patreon, hopefully Steve can get enough online revenue to afford that insurance sooner rather than later.

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>>9178696
>Showing symptoms of neurodegenerative disease
>Ehh I'm probably just hype
steve pls no

>>9178696
The quintessential American handyman is going to die because burger insurance is fucking insane.

>>9178731
Thanks congress. This is what happens when you try to socialize healthcare. Soon we'll be like the U.K.

>>9178910
You sure are a dense faggot. It was even worse before obama.

>>9178924
I'm all for NHS type healthcare in the US, but your claim is objectively false. Premiums went up for everyone after ACA.

>>9179316
Pre obama healhtcare premiums for a guy who deliberately exposes himself to almost century old biological waste and even ingests it, not to mention his constant tremors (almost certainly some sort of issue that would be counted as a preexisting condition), would be astronomical.

>>9165612
nice

>>9153187
Because you never know.

>>9180471
Meant to
>>9178696

little hiss

>>9181556
decadent little hiss

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>>9153221

Steve's reviews aren't just "I'm reviewing this super common Sopako MRE Chilli Mac"

Rather, his reviews are really oddball pieces, like a Vietnam era MCI or LRP, a Lithuanian ration, Norwegian Arctic meal kit, a 1952 Coast Guard Survival kit for when you had to abandon ship..things like that.

These things are like time capsules and you don't see this stuff every day. That's what makes Steve's videos actually interesting.

>>9182619
>norwegian arctic meal kit
>time capsule
From the future maybe.

>>9156097
Longing for you (Instant type 1)

Steve is the Bob Ross of MREs.

>>9165612
nice

>>9175027
>Netherlands created new york and named it new amsterdam
>through slavetrade spread niggers all over NA
>brits come take it over
>people revolt
>america was born from other countries

>>9183252
The entire world minus America is the prototype for America.

>>9165612
nice

>>9160202
Nice hiss

>>9175838
>>9178696
I have hand tremors as well, there are a few probable causes mine are due to nerve damage and weird as fuck blood sugar.

>>9160202
Oh wow, better than I expected.

>>9182619
I actually wish he would eat more "regular" mre's. Not because I dislike the weird, I just love hearing him describe food.

I like his videos. They are pretty informative and interesting.

Dont you die on me bb

>>9154458
but you are okay with the pizza and the teryaki

go back to /pol/ fucking retard

>>9160202
Nice.

>>9183641
Having a wild guess but I suppose you never ate rancid shit on a regular basis.

>>9153187
That's a nice 'RE 'za.