>root beer

for me, it's Bang's

Birch beer sucks but ginger beer is the worst

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>>9149675
Don't mind me, just best birch beer coming through

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>>9149688
This, Bang's aged thyme root beer is an american classic

>>9149746
birch beer is a northeastern USA classic

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>>9149756
But its not bangs so its not good, wheres the aged thyme that makes it good? Huh, smart guy?

>>9149675
Wish I could get a good sasparilla, but the FDA fucked the notion of getting real root beer up.

So I guess it's just Sprecher's and white rum for me!

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>>9149756
Even the ex-commies love birch

>>9149779
Is it because you can make mdma from the sarsparilla extract?

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>>9149768
It's Barg's..

>>9149784
No, it's because studies deemed safrole carcinogenic, despite testing it on mice in doses that no human would ever realistically ingest.

>>9149742
Boylands makes a mighty fine red birch beer but it was limited edition or some shit and now I can't find it anywhere. Their regular root beer is fine but if it's not red, what's the point?
>>9149675
The ultimate nectar. NEPA native here, there's nothing more satisfying than a frosty red bitch beer. But now I'm a calfag and can't get my hands on it.

>>9149812
It is Barq's. Public education is killing the nation.

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>>9149939

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>>9149675
Now I want the drink of my childhood, and I'm half the country away from it. Fucking Hell, OP.
At least Texas has peach soda. Kinda makes up for it.

>>9149939
Why would it be barq? That's not a word. How do you even say barq

>>9150012
Pronounce it like bark, it's part of their slogan. Barq's has bite.

>>9149675
Patrician taste, my nigger.

>>9150024
Bang's has bite