Polite warning to all of my fellow cu/ck/s out there. I had the following very poor experience on Friday night and thought I would share.
>make dinner plans with a friend I haven't seen since junior college
>decide to drive to the other part of town, a solid 14-16 minutes away to try a new Chinese Buffett
>$16.99/person
>they have shrimp but don't serve chilled wine
>have a great time and four plates of food catching up
>on the drive home I was overcome with hunger
I had to stop at local A&W root beer for two hot dogs and I devoured them immediately. I've had horrible gas the past two days and I've considered calling the health inspector. What the fuck did they do to me?
Msg
>go to buffet
>doesn't eat till he's full
your fault
your own dirty habbits did that to you
>>9149199
Stop being a fat fuck
>go to chinese buffet
>have a wide variety of foods
>don't focus on "beating" the buffet by eating nothing but meat
>have multiple vegetable dishes, green beans with garlic is nice
>have brown rice because it comes out perfectly in their rice cookers
>rice noodles with mixed vegetables
>cheese wontons, egg foo young, pork ribs, mushrooms in brown sauce
>have a few cookies for dessert, dessert at chinese buffets usually isn't good but they were okay
>drink lots of water
>waiter was nice and attentive
>feel satisfied with meal, not hungry for the rest of the day
>have no problems after
>mfw
>>9149255
What meat friend?
Chilled turkey? Aged pork? Salmon cutlets?
>>9149273
This is my experience. I stay away from seafood at buffets though since I'm flyover, but every time the food is okay and I'm satisfied with my experience. It's not amazing, but for the price, selection, and quality it honestly is hard to do better outside of an actual sit-in.
>Ate at a chinese buffet and 2 hotdogs
>WHY AM I HUNGRY, WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO ME!?!???
Sorry to say, flyover lardo but you're fucking fat, that's why you're hungry. Try not to choke on the diet coke now.
>>9149199
>eating at a buffet like a nigger
>>9149373
It's Chinese food, not BBQ.
>I'm an idiot so I'll blame immigrunts
it's cancer
>>9149394
Which is exactly why they serve it "buffet" style as if they're feeding hogs from a trough....or niggers in a buffet line.