Please make your selection, /ck/.

>>9148740

I don't know how to order from a deli. Just take my $20 and give me whatever is good, thanks.

>>9148745
>I don't know how to order from a deli.

What other life skills do you lack? Driving? Personal finance management?

>>9148745
*Latisha throws $20 worth of store brand bologna in your cart*

Well, maybe you should learn. Protip: any store that isn't garbage will offer you a complimentary slice to sample if unsure.

no bologna

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I'll take the least phallic shaped one.

>>9148767
do you really consider buying sliced meat a life skill?

/ck/ is good place for you to be, I suppose...

Plain kielbasa

>>9148740
None because cured deli meats are gross.

>>9148767

I can do those things, but honestly, no, I don't really know what's back there. My parents never cooked, so my sole experience with delis was like "uhhhhh one pound of potato salad please."

I honestly wish I could get into it with someone who was experienced so I didn't sound like a total moron when ordering stuff. I don't even know if I could pronounce parowki, much less know what's in it or how to prepare it.

I don't really have any delis that aren't supermarket tier nearby anyways though, so I guess it doesn't matter.

Tavern ham bitch!