Name My Drink

you lost me at the first ingredient.

Saint Pooftah and the Grenadines

>>9145838
The first ingredient is the best ingredient you faggot cunt

>>9145836

Replace vodka with gin, add 1 oz mandarin juice, call it an Athenian Sling.

You're welcome.

>>9145872
maybe if you sleep next to the railroad tracks

>>9145897
What's wrong with that?

>>9145844
Please this

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>>9145836
>Gingeray
>winey russian
>yellow fever
>fucked gingerly

>>9145836
I mixed 1 part cheap Merlot with 1 part diet Dr. Pepper. Called it the "Bad Mom".

Just imagine your special soda in a big plastic mug while you have to watch your kids and do chores all day, you get the idea.

>>9145836
The Slavic

So what weird concoctions have you guys come up with for mixed drinks?

>>9146375
code red and vodka is godly

>>9145836
I'd call that a "White-girl Wasted".

>>9146225
I think "Soccer Mom" would work better, because a truly bad mother would probably just bring straight vodka poured into an empty plastic water bottle.

>>9146375
A variation on the Screwdriver: the Spanner.
>1 shot London dry gin
>6 ounces orange juice

The Zimmerman Telegram
>1 shot 100% agave silver tequila
>1 shot Jagermeister
>4 ounces of a Mexican lager
>4 ounces of a German hefeweizen

>>9146390
Wait til ya grow up, kiddo.

>>9146225
In southslav countries, they mix cheap wine with cola and call the mix bambus

>>9145836
Discount Rhedd?

If you know any cute redheads, play up to that. Most names are tongue in cheek puns these days.

>>9145836
Broke Fucker

>>9145836
Eric

>>9146583
seconded

>>9145836
Fizzbuzz

>>9145968
Seconding Fucked Gingerly.

>>9145836
Grasshopper Martin