Rate my first homemade pizza /ck/.

Gimme a slice and ill tell ya

>>9145831
Crust looks too thick? Was it doughy?

Crust looks underdone and cheese looks like jizz. Your oven temp is too low.

>>9145831
Im not gonna lie. It looks very unappetizing. And that is not something i say very often.

>>9145831
id eat it just to satisfy my curiosity and to make you happy. how did it go?

>>9145831
What's his name?

>>9145994
that's what I thought too

>>9145831
looks like something Jack would make. Is the crust joosy?

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>>9145831

Looks breddi gud albeit a bit overloaded with toppings.

Keep at it OP.

>>9145831
That is some repugnant looking shit. Congratulations.

>>9145831
looks like shit
probably tastes ok tho

>>9145831
Your pizza is like getting a blow job from a fat girl. Just close your eyes and focus on your other senses and it's all good.

>>9145831
looks like a shitty ham and cheese sandwich. where's the marinara? the crust looks like a biscuit. is it raw? is this a british pizza? only a brit could fuck up pizza this badly.

Looks raw on top and burnt on the bottom. Must have cooked it at the bottom of your oven.

>>9145831
>not cheese and leaves

failure.