I'm so doing this.

>>9144682
Every local pizza place has X-L you dingus. Usually better than Papa's too.

>>9144682
It's gonna come out limp and soggy, and the toppings are gonna fall off.

>>9144682
I thought Garfield hated anchovies.
Also, that pie's gonna cost like $56.82 knowing how crazy some places can be.

>>9144682
Diet coke tastes better than regular

The guy on the phone will straight up tell you "this is gunna come out terrible, just so you know"

>extra thick crust
I guess that's probably necessary with that amount of toppings but way to purposely ask them to give you more of the worst part of any pizza

>>9145240
>the worst part of any pizza
Do you only eat pizza from restaurant chains? The crust from them is usually a bit more flavorless but good pizza crust is pretty tasty.

>Extra Cheese
>Salami
>Light Sauce

Any other order is garbage.

>>9144682
They literally will not put that many toppings on your pizza unless it's some mom and pop shop and you give them 100 bucks.

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Anyone else remember this

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>extra ice
Disgusting

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>>9145417
>light sauce

>>9146436
>tomato pie

just order two pizzas, stacking one on the other.

extra everything.

>>9146442
>literal cheesy bread
or alternatively
>baked cheese on a cracker

>>9146446
>not getting pan crust
ISHYGDDT

>>9146451
>"Yeah, lemme double the amount of bread! That'll show anon!"
Pan crust does usually taste pretty good, so props to you there.

>>9144682
>extra ice
Is the joke supposed to be that this man and his cat are fucking retarded?

>>9144682

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

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Putting that many toppings on a pizza at once will inhibit baking and proper crust development. I'd also ask that they pre-bake the dough for a little while before adding on the additional accoutrements.

>>9145002
>anything
>better than Papa's
heretic

>>9145219
Not if it's a Portuguese man.
Money is fucking money.

>>9145240
>He doesn't eat the crust
You people don't even finish to the crust sometimes. You just grab another slice with some sizable edge of sauce, cheese and toppings left. Stop that.

>>9145417
Salami's too salty for my tastes.

>>9145552
The joke's kind of stupid. Why would a delivery place deliver fountain drinks as well? Just get 2 2-liters like a normal person would. I assume Garfield would drink a whole bottle's worth, anyway.

>>9146683
Strange, Garfield looks much thinner.