Currently at red lobster. What do I order?

Cajun chicken lenguini,
Dubs get

>>9140746
Something seafood pls

Shrimp trio.

With and their triple berry sangria is really good. And I'm a motherfucker who hates wine unless it's carbonated

>>9140749
Fuck off you picky faggot, why'd you even make a thread

>>9140754
Who goes to red lobster and orders chicken Alfredo?

>>9140764
Me.
Then again I never really choose to go to Red Lobster, but that's what I get when I'm there.
I prefer my seafood when it comes from a good restaurant.

how many niggers

>>9140737
6 huge plates of the dinner rolls or biscuits whatever they are. Nothing. Else.

>>9140780
This.
Cheddar Bay biscuits are goat

Get a platter of something

Just don't get any fish, the fish tastes like water, the shrimp and lobster shit is decent, you can tell its not really fresh or gourmet but its still decently tasty

>>9140737
A lobster?

Just get a lobster plus some huge fatty side. You're paying too much no matter what so might as well get the one thing they can't fuck up.

Coconut shrimp is quite good there

Get a plate full of grease you degenerate scum.

>>9140780

I can make those at home, as well the wine garlic shrimp, and the caesar salad. They only reasons to go to that shithouse.

>>9140737
Triple Beefeater straight up. Skip the food. You'll be thanking me later

deep fried food is no treat, son.

Just the cheddar bay biscuits and whiskey

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>>9140737
Stuff your face with their delicious biscuits. Order a full entree (I think they come with a salad and two sides). Eat the salad. Doggy bag the rest of the food + a "to go" order of biscuits. Considering their portions, that should be about two more meals (3 total). Red Lobster is actually decent value.

>>9140737
A cab.

>>9140737

octopus

>>9140752
Red Lobster employee, the triple berry sangria is just boxed wine, lel.

>>9140737
Cheddar bay biscuits... that is all.

>>9140924
>The lobster wasn't really fresh

I haven't been there in a decade but don't they pluck them right out of the tank still?

Either the Ultimate or Admirals Feast.

>>9140737
I enjoy the shrimp scampy, its really tasty

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>>9140737
Demand a green lobster.

>>9144022
My nigga. Admiral's feast is the best value hands down, even though you're still getting ripped off. Yeah, don't eat at Red Lobster.

>>9141003
How does it feel to be this wrong?

>>9142042
How should I have it prepared?

>>9143696

I'm pretty sure absolutely nobody is surprised by that

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>>9143696
>pasta sauces/microwaved
>vegetables steamed in plastic bags
>mfw I was working alley shitfaced and sent out asparagus still in the fucking bag

>>9140929
This obviously

>>9140929
>>9144110
>getting this cucked by RL