America: The Breakfast

>>9140308
OBSSESED

>>9140308
Taste great deep fried or in oven I don't recommend the microwave but judging off that cheap fake granite it's what you will be using

>>9140308
Clearly French-german in origin. Blame them.

that stuff is for people who are dying of cancer and have a limited number of days left.

>>9140308
Generally and sort of frozen bread-like stuff is terrible.
But I have made something similar from scratch, and it was stupid good.

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>>9140314
Toaster oven master race

OBSESSED general?

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Only Grade A amber 100% for this delicacy.

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Unbelievable.
Superb.
Amazing.

>>9140527

you heard it here first folks

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Shal we proceed?

>>9140576
I love mint sweets but this sounds like a bad idea

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Nostalgic.
Remarkable.
Astounding.

the blueberry sausage on a stick breakfast things are great

>>9140576
BEST CEREAL EVER

>>9140308
Why are other countries on this board OBSESSED with America?

>>9140312
IMPRESSED

DAMN! That look as tasty as mommas home baked american apple pie™

This assburger is making good threads for real

>ITT: Americans obsess over other countries obsessing over Americans
If this ain't the most Inception-level shit on this board, then I don't know what is.

>>9140308
>general

>>9140417
Every thread on /ck/ now.

>>9140308
Some fucking retard actually stashed these in my work fridge with "help yourself" written on the box.

I never pass up free food, yet I didnt "help myself" they were gone the next day.

>>9141966
You missed out big time jabroni.