Are you ready, /ck/? https://youtu.be/Ovc2Q-zdoyM

Meh... His value was in showing you that cooking skill is obtainable, it's not magic or something you are born with our "just can't do".

Once you get that message, it's time to hang up the phone. The recipes are terrible and not even a good middle place to start.

If they bring back W I will watch with a small bowl of saffron infused egg whites to avoid rugburn.

>>9139782
didn't you once start a thread about Irish stew?

>>9139782
>Meh... His value was in showing you that cooking skill is obtainable, it's not magic or something you are born with our "just can't do".

Isn't that immediately obvious without even watching a single second of his program? OFC cooking is not magic. Ordinary people have been doing it for thousands of years.

I think his value lies in teaching people who cannot learn on their own but instead need someone to hold their hand all the way.

>>9139782
>Once you get that message, it's time to hang up the phone
Ahh, a fellow psychonaut.

>>9139811
>Isn't that immediately obvious without even watching a single second of his program?

Nope. OP asked if I was "ready", just pointing out that particular show is one which does not maintain value in reconstituted form.

If it's your first time watching, because born in 90s, by all means get the fuckoffthecommode and watch it. It's a great show to start with, and based on the ad, it will be same show as before.

If you're in a hurry, and don't mind watching a man's slowly developing pattern baldness play out in close-up, HD quality (rare in TV), then just watch the old episodes.

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Do we really need an ambiguous teaser tailer for a fucking cooking show?

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>>9139903
>slowly developing pattern baldness

This was meaner than it needed to be, who hurt you anon?

Also, its all just wrong. He shows novel techniques in many episodes and the recipes are great! You'd know that if you had akshually cooked any of them. He also gives useful tips and tricks and discussed proper ingredient selection, which can be a crucial part of getting good results, and that is often overlooked on all other cooking shows. I dont know why you jealous autists have such a hard Tim admitting he's the best CHEF on the planet when it comes to teaching.

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>>9139911
Yes. It's Alton Brown. We know he's wacky, we know he's crazy, we know there's a 90% chance he's gay even though he has a wife.

But he taught myself and a lot of the rest of the world to cook. Good eats took the time to explain the nutritional aspect behind a meal. He just has a quirkiness about him, and yeah I dig it.

Alton Brown is also a proud supporter of the 2nd Amendment, and /k/ approved.

>>9139903
>If it's your first time watching, because born in 90s
I was born in the 90s and grew up watching this show, and it's still on TV to this day. You seem confused.

>>9139673
Finally, I need him to finish off that list of subjects for another show so I can die fulfilled.

Fuck yea I'm ready. As my friend says: "he [Alton] makes the food you want to eat. I'll happily watch Giada DeLaTitjob flop around the kitchen making a "rural italian rustic crustini" or some gay shit but I'll be fucked if I'm making that after a 10 hour shift at the steel mill. I'm pulling out something I learned from Good Eats.

>>9139911
Do we really need an ambiguous teaser trailer for a fucking anime show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTzMD3Hk4A

will the music video tropes be maintained? I can see this aging like women past 30.

>born again southern baptist
no thx.

>>9139673
YES PLZ

>>9139949
Alton Brown is the textbook example of how to be a conservative in this country. There are a lot of people who can learn from his example.

On the cooking front, he is the sort of show host TV needs; he can hold your hand, and guide you through almost anything. He appeals to just about every demographic because he doesn't let any potential personal hangups get in the way of the food. So anyone can relate to him. He guides without being soft, and pushes without being naggy. He makes it look approachable, and that's something a lot of hosts don't do. So yeah, him still being on TV is good. And once we don't have him anymore, hopefully someone else along a similar vein steps up to the plate.

>>9139673
Cool.

>>9139949
>wife
They divorced. Same with Bobby Flay and the Italian lady. Think they even all divorced their spouses around the same time.

>>9139673
is there a good eats stream? I want to watch this show with some people.

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>>9139673
He's been talking about it for at least two years now, probably three.

I've been ready.

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I didn't attend own my undergrad commencement at UGA... turns out he was the speaker, and was fantastic. I've always regretted that decision.

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Boys, I know you are not in the hospital, so you can so outdoo me on food porn

>>9143081
They is a pack on thepiratebay with every episode and special ever, something like 250 episodes

>>9141136
>Politicizing Alton Brown

Once again cuckservatives seek to make everything either political, or about them selves.

Literal becoming worse than libcancer

>>9144318
something something cuck jidf libshit degenerate muh day of the rope

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>>9139872
Fuck you hippy, I take deugs because they feel good

>>9143046
Coincidence? Probably.

>>9144318
I say that through the Libtard lens, friendo. Way shit out judgement when you think you know the whole story. Just goes to show how much tard there is on both sides of the fence. Also hilarious how 90% of my post was about his TV presence and how we always need a cooking show host like him, but nope, had to hard focus on that bit about how he's also not a conservatard.

Give me the button; this world no longer deserves to exist.