Hey /ck/ what do you think of my pokey stix?

>>9137567
very little. hope you got a ton of sauce cups

>>9137567

my mouth is dry just looking at it.

>>9137567
gumby's pizza is so fuckin good. Loved that shit when i was at VT.

>>9137814
this
also, I haven't had Gumby's in at least 15 years

>>9137567
>Gumby's
Holy shit it's MSU in 1999 all over again

i want it in my mouth now

>went to uni in Ohio
>literally the only pizza place worth ordering from

I miss Pokey Stix :(

It's a shame most of these are shutting down, only 2 of them left according to google =/; it's like fox shutting down an amazing tv show.

>>9138302
I will literally drive to the nearest one which is PA for me now; probably 3 hours of driving one way just to have this pizza once again before it shuts down.

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>>9138302

Wait, what? Gumby's website shows 9 locations.

http://www.gumbyspizza.com/locations

The one I know is in Iowa City. We all ate Pokey Stix in college. Better than the actual pizza. With ranch of course. Wasn't Ken's back then though.

>>9137567
Where you at, OP?

>>9139725
>putting dirty sauce cups on the food
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9137567
Shit looks fuckin cash but might be just a bit greasy. You should also have cheese and marinara sauces as well.

>>9139748
You're going to be drunk as shit anyway nothing that's on the cups could possibly survive your system.

>>9139783
Nothing like a shot of vodka to kill everything inside you

>>9139783
I don't drink

>>9139987
I know, it's the best.

>>9139993

Fucking muslims ruin everything

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>they closed the Gumby's in my town a few years ago
Luckily they brought in a chik-fil-a in the meantime and a Portillos is almost done being built

>>9137567
>ranch
what the fuck are you doing

>>9137567
I once drunkenly ate half of one of these things that belonged to someone I didn't know in a closet at a house party I wasn't invited to. Good times.

>>9138274
ayy mah nigga i still live in East Lansing

>>9137567
Gumby's! Home of the Big Ass. When I was in college you could get carry out a Big Ass, a 20" 1-Topping Pizza, for $6 . Good times.

>>9139725
>9 locations
I just looked at the list. See that Athens, GA is not listed. Check on google maps and see that the old Gumby's location by my dorm is now a Pizza Hut.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>9140906
You took it into a closet?

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>>9137567
>>9137567
These are huge here in eastern Canada, but we call them garlic fingers. They are so prevelant st pizza places that I didn't even know they were a eastern Canada thing until I was on a trip and no one knew what they were. We also have this sauce for it called donair sauce and its highly regarded here.

>>9141722
it was a walk-in...

>>9141261
Ayyy me too

>>9141734
wrong thread, those are not pokey sticks. and are disgusting in comparison.

uhh those are jiffy sticks

>>9141734
>>9142669
please look up gumby's pizza before you try to shit post in this glorious thread. any "sticks" you think compare absolutely do not compare to gumby's at all, these things are pure crack cocaine and I'm actually wondering if they put drugs in their sticks to make them so good.

>>9139993
faggot

Lived on gumbys in Lawrence, KS for high school lunches, rip.

>>9142621
lunch on monday?

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>>9137567
Pokey sticks are good because the copious amount of butter/parm cover up everything else.

Their regular pizza is fucking terrible. Reminds me of pizza I ate at a county fair once when I was 9. Ketchup sauce, flavorless wonder bread tasting crust, and hard cheese.

Nice cheese bread. What the fuck is a pokey stick?

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>>9147541
This. Looks like chain pizza cheese sticks. And we had to start a thread about it.

>>9146155
wrong, the pizza is god tier. stop spewing bull shit.

>Dipping sauce with pizza

not trying to be funny but is this actually a thing?

>>9147739
Pretty much everywhere I think.

>>9147739
It started with marinara sauce being offered at the more authentic restaurants to dip crusts and breads, which is usually still the only thing they'll offer.

So the cheap chains emulated that and offered marinara too. But since they offer processed shit in a plastic cup that's shelf stable, they came out with a bunch of different flavors.

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>putting the sauce things directly on the pizza

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>>9137567
So do Americans actually order bread and ranch dressing so they can dip said bread in said ranch dressing?

>>9147739
best flavour is dill pickle, or sriracha creamy garlic. mmmm i absolutely dip my za

>>9148367
There's more than just bread. If they're cheese sticks they'll have cheese and no sauce, so the sauces are on the sides. Usually it'll come with a tomato sauce too, sometimes garlic butter, or sometimes a cheese dipping sauce. It's a slight variation on pizza that can give you different flavors with mostly the same ingredients so it made sense for pizza places to start offering it since it's not a big change. You're also able to share it with more people compared to a pizza since the pieces are smaller, so it would be good for a party snack or to share amongst a large group if you had other foods that you planned on eating like salads, meat dishes, pasta, etc. that you can also usually get at most places that serve pizza/cheese sticks. It's also much different from the pizzas and pizza-style dishes you'll find in Italy because a lot of American food is influenced by German immigrants, which is why most of our food is heavy on meat and dairy, and bread. My head hurts.

Feels good for Gainesville to be my home town. If there's a location to never close, it's that one.

>>9148367
it is normal for pizza chains to serve cheese bread and all types of dip cups. so yes its pretty normal

>>9148401
>slight variation on pizza
>mostly the same ingredients


Nibba it's just cheese on bread. If someone would offer me that as a "party snack" I would leave that party.

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BoomBozz has the same thing but better and not for flyovers

>>9148460
>not being able to enjoy simple foods and just appreciating simple things with other people
my life is so horrible why won't you just have some cheese sticks with me while we're still able ;_;

>>9148501
So you don't have fast food in big cuck cities? Because our pizzerias do that too.

>>9148558
It's just insanely stubborn or horrible bait, or I know there's some people from large cities who have literally never left it. That's a real thing.

>>9148527
>my life is so horrible

that's why you eat lavish pizzas with actual delicious toppings, to distract yourself from reality, instead of dipping prisonpizza into ranch

>>9137567
Gumby's was my favorite pizza when I was in college, but I ate much more hungry howie's and little caesar's because I was a broke-ass student. I can't get Gumby's where I live now and it makes me sad.

>>9139993
>not drinking
>being this untrustworthy

>>9147739
It's an Americlap thing.

>>9145559
Sure thing. Do you have a discord?

>>9148776
You're a fool to trust someone who doesn't drink.

>>9148912
channel is /ck/eatsEastLansing

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Every time I visit my friends in College Station we order one of these from Gumby's .

>>9148776
Ok literally allergic to alcohol, what do you want me to do?

I smoke a large quantity of weed though

>>9149520
Ah that's fair enough anon. Must suck being allergic. I'll have a whisky for you.

>>9142635
>>9142677
Giovanni's pizza has the exact same thing, down to the sauce brand, they're not special and neither are you.

i used to get pokey stix all the time in college


now there's only like 5 locations left in the country

:(

>>9149513
What a delicious turd and fry pizza.

>Went to NC State
>Gumby's delivered until 4 am
>Pizza, pokey stix, pepperoni rolls

And that's how I gained 30 pounds my freshman year.

>>9137567

What Gumby's location was this?

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>>9137567
Why did OP's picture make me want a Kit Kat?