*blocks your path* *throws cayenne into your eyes*

>>9134278
*jams cayenne into pisshole*

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*counters with pocket sand*

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>>9134290

I like his accent

>>9134298
>>9134290

Lmao

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sh-sh-sh-shhaahh

>>9134278
But of course
*unobtrusively demonstrates technique*
You are the Tiny Tim
*thoughtfully designs recipe*
Of your severed limbs
*cuts you up with the ol choppa choppa*

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>>9134290
*deglazes your pan*

>>9134399
nice

>>9134308
its not an accent its low confidence uptalk

>>9134412
>chef using chef accent

I respect mine at work but...

>>9134412
I've never seen a better display of projecting here on 4chins

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>>9134278
>blocks your path
>Throws cayenne into own eyes

>>9134278
Hmmm, tasty.

*Squeezes lemon into eyes and takes a shot*

>>9134278
Is this where we share different cooking channels on youtube?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU6_NIhoX-U