So I made this tonight. It was supposed to be a Ramen, but it

>>9133313
What the fuck did you do

>>9133381

That's how you make soup.

>>9133313
Looks fuckin good. I wouldn't have left the grass in the bowl, myself, but that's me.

You have some shitty looking thyme bro, up your grow skills or dont buy that shit from the store, other then that nice soup.

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>>9133402

It was to hardy as a soup. It didn't have the thai tang I wanted. Shit Happens. Watch Ivan Ramen on Chef's Table. That fucker knows ramen.

>>9133419

Yeah I'll indict my thyme brokers. Jesus christ.

>>9133428
Just saying, i have as much leaves as all your branches on 1 of my branches of the stuff I grow myself.

Yours probably didn't have enough tender, love and care from being mass produced so it didn't feel like trying.

>>9133445

I walked 4 steps out my door and cut that thyme. So. It's 6a growing environment I guess. but that's my thyme used in my own dish.

>>9133458
Try talking to your plants for 20 minutes everyday.

You get what you put out friend, thats a fact.

>>9133313
kek

>>9133463

I love you young folk that do this shit. I can't be bothered anymore. It's easy to grow good herbs. Do that for 20 years and pretend to give a shit.

>>9133421
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bj5NJ5cJlc
>9 Instant Ramen Hacks
That motherfucker's been here.

>>9133480

OMG, I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY. I didn't use his shit, but I probably used his shit. Ivan Orkin is a machine.

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>>9133445
You're worried about getting 40 leaves instead of 20 from a stalk when within 1 year you get this from a small clump planted from a 2" flower pot. Moron.

>>9133555

It's probably the only thing I think about. I'm that kind of moron. How bout you? You got some moron concerns?

>>9133555

Sorry i'm watching a tv show and you've having a shit fit, can I help you with your poop disasters?

>>9133555
Imagine if you gave that plant the care it deserved and how much bigger and dense it could be.

For shame anon, quality over quantity every time.

>>9133313
It looks like the starch came out of the noddles thus thickening the cooking liquid.

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>>9133463
>Try talking to your plants for 20 minutes everyday.

looks like you shat into a plant pot

>>9134435
>Normal People vs Creative People

>>9133313
looks great

>>9135320

Turned out a little too salty, a little too umami. It ended up being a soup, not a ramen. I used chicken "better than boullion" 1 tbsp and 1 tbsp of miso paste. That with 4 cups of water ended up making it salty. I also added sirloin steak, fried mushrooms, roasted grape tomatoes into a mirepoix. That and the thyme.

>>9135320

Every time you taste it you go MMM, but it's just too fucking salty.

>>9135340

oh and 4 cloves of garlic cut in half for the oil.

>>9135340

shit and 1 tsp of ginger 1 tsp of tumeric. I keep forgetting shit.

Dilute that garbage and you'll have a really got umami, hearty beef soup/ramen dish.

>>9133445
>how do you know somebody grows baby's first herb?

because he'll tell you
faggot.

>>9135363

Some people tend their herb gardens, some people let it grow wild. Right? Have you done either?

>>9135363

What grows in 6a on its own? Chives, rosemary, thyme? What survives winter?

>>9135366
>>9135370

surprised you can take the time out of your day to stop sucking dicks to post so many questions

>>9135372

I don't have the time to troll like a boring piece of shit like you do. Keep being nothing.

>>9135375
sorry, Nancy you went too far this time

I'll meet you at the sewing circle this evening and give you such a pinch

>>9135340
>>9135350
>>9135356
What kind of ramen was the supposed to be? What made you think that THIS was how to make ramen?

>>9135376

You now that you're an empty soul looking for attention. Right? You're just the bottom of humanity at this point. You don't contribute, You don't care, you can't control your sadness at this point.

I'm sorry you are where you are. I had a woodpecker for my captcha, that might make you smile.

>>9135380
no man, you're wrong I'm just calling you a faggot because I'm jealous of you

>>9135379

You understand that ramen is almost every type of soup, right?

Chef's Table Season 3 Episode 4.

>>9135385

well, I'm excited and aroused. thanks. now I have a useless boner.

>>9135386
"Every soup is ramen"

This is what you sound like. Might as well make chicken noodle soup and call it a day.

>>9135391

If you can dump soba noodles into it, yes. It is. That's what I sound like. Figure your shit out.

>>9135391

you don't really get it, do you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l7ByKSNJ0

ramen is fucking soup wtf.

>>9135411

but it's fancy fucking japanese soup. right? You get pork entrails or eggs and shit.

>>9135411

maybe some asshole puts a piece of nori in your bowl? What do you do then?

>>9135396
>>9135401
Ramen is a process. You build a complex flavour in the bowl. Layering each serve to develop something more than just plain soup.

>>9135428

No shit.

>>9135428

So maybe some sliced nori, eggs and a slice of pork.

>>9135436
Point is, any asshole can make soup. It takes a little more than that to make ramen.

>>9135438
Or try a fat component, tare, a salt blend (if you're making shio ramen) and dashi.

Look beyond the pretty stuff in your bowl and think about what makes real ramen so much better than your soup

>>9135442

more fucking dashi. Jesus christ. Just add some enoki mushrooms and call it a night. We only need so much seaweed flavouring. I get it. I'll make a seafood ramen next time.

>>9133463
Fucking amateur.
I play ragga jungle to mine 2 hours a day.

>>9133555
Sage.

>>9136920
I think you mean thyme :^)

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I decided to turn it into bolognese.

>>9138756
I'm on about the sage next to it.