>making cool South-American dishes with strong chilis while

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>making cool South-American dishes with strong chilis while gf watching netflix
>have to wait, might aswell cuddle
>soon fingers in the hole
>gf screams, oh shit the chili on my fingers
>she's in pain what do I do
>tell her to go to bathroom
>grab the douche
>spend 20 minutes trying to cool her vagoo down
>I apologize and ask if she still wants to eat South-American
>she doesn't respond and leaves
>eat alone while watching netflix
>food is unbearably hot
>think nothing, not hungry anyways
<later
>desperate, do fap
>going well until burning
>oh shit the chili on my fingers
>tell myself to go to bathroom
>grab the douche
>spend 20 minutes trying to cool my dick down
Don't handle habanero.